[Name the laggy global war]

On 6/25/2019 at 12:34 PM, Buorhann said:

Best suggestion here.

thanks hippo man

[Dial Up War: Propaganda]

8 hours ago, Macharius said:

Don't talk to me or my son again.

[Name the laggy global war]

Endgame if KERTOGDHDKASYBRAE wins. 

Infinity War if BKblob wins.

Don't ask me what to do if there's a white peace.

[Dial Up War: Propaganda]

There's been a high volume of whinging and a low volume of memes in this last page.

[Fresh Smell of Nukes in the morning]

3 hours ago, Darth Ataxia said:

Please start the communist revolution. They've never failed before so its bound to work.

Nobody starves in Comrade Roquentin's worker's paradise. Every few days my ration of hams is delivered on time and before I get too low.

["Vassal"?]

23 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

You make me physically sick. Holy shit.

Maybe take a breath my dude, this is getting a little weird.

[The Pantheon situation]

Pantheon was -16bn net damage on the winning side of an overwhelming dogpile (Knightfall), even though one of their members managed to yoink 5bn out of GOB's bank.

So I question the premise that Pantheon would have performed any better or won (lmao) against Nova even if Nova wasn't cheating.

[News With Booze]

I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.

[Let's Talk]

This is some of the most laughable undermoderation I've seen in one of these games. Not only did Alex only reverse a fraction of the benefits the exploiters gained, but he didn't even delete or ban the two players he himself specifically named as the chief exploiters.

The players attacking cheaters is not moderation for rulebreaking, moderation for rulebreaking is moderation for rulebreaking.

Letting Nova keep most of their ill-gotten gains and saying "lol you guys deal with it" when it comes to punishment for blatant cheating is honestly pretty disrespectful to everyone who doesn't cheat, apparently we're all idiots for not cheating since the worst punishment you get is a small fraction of your profit being deleted.

The NationStates mods would have deleted the alliance itself, banned Pooball & North 14, and nation deleted half the gov just saying.

[5/31/2019 - Resource Duplication Bug Fix]

So cheaters do prosper.

[Refactor City Population Growth (as a function of city age)]

Anything that puts more cash in the economy is fine by me.

[Alpha Recognition of War from Oblivion and Arrgh]

So there have been 19 nukes launched in this conflict. 18 from Oblivion/Arrgh and 1 from Alpha/CoA.

 

I feel like I've been misled as to which side are the nuke turrets.

[Increased Costs to Build New Cities]

It's certainly a bit more of a band-aid fix then I'd like to see for the vast disparity between the amounts of resources and cash available, but anything helps.

[What do you like about war?]

Melting steel is my joy. I'm nearing 10:1 tanks killed:lost, next war I hope to push that up to at least 12:1.

[Remove war]

This is a pretty good troll ngl, getting crazy responses as the embodiment of the pixel hugging strawman.

[Remove war]

NationStates exists if you just want to watch numbers grow and RP.

You're the one who is choosing to play a game with "war" in its name.

[Do Ayyliens and Whales mix?]

[An Ocean Voyage]

First thing I thought of. Credit to @Hodor in the Knightfall propaganda thread.

[SNN-Between a Roq and a Hard Place]

Big if true.

[Extortion Distortion Whats Their Fortune?]

You linked to an image within the article instead of the article fyi

[SNN-Back in Black]

20 hours ago, Kastor said:

Socialism never works, fam.

Agreed. The only effective system is full Roqommunism.

[Did you miss it?]

9 hours ago, ?ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™? said:

Hyperborea-Disband

Kek, been around for 2 months exactly and already outrank your AA.

We're purposely staying quiet. It's literally our theme to be not be seen or heard while we're a protectorate.

Come now. One of the best qualities of these articles is the irony that they come from the leader of a constantly steamrolled micro.

[A Bold New Frontier]

I don't know anything about alliance building so honest question.

How do you maintain tiering and generally prevent yourselves from getting rolled with no allies and no taxes? I get how whale alliances do it, but y'all don't look like whales to me.

[lol... NPO]

Brokers benefit from the price going up though.

[War Stats - Knightfall]

18 minutes ago, A Boy Named Crow said:

War ended at 17.8bn. would guess that TKR decided to double up on war intensity on its way out, and increased its damage rate in the process.

Don't count your chickens yet, there are plenty of existing wars that still need to be finished.