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    2020 PnW Awards Nominations: Alliance Categories

    in Yearly Awards

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    Alliance of the Year: Mythic
    Most Powerful Alliance: Rose
    Most Improved Alliance: The Syndicate
    Best Rookie Alliance (must be an alliance formed in 2020): Eclipse
    Most Missed Alliance: New Pacific Order
    Best Alliance for New Players: The Knights Radiant
    Most Honorable Alliance: IronFront (sorry I made you disband)
    Most Immoral Alliance: Camelot
    Most Controversial Alliance: GOONS
    Biggest Warmongers: Knights Templar
    Biggest Pixel-Huggers: Yarr
    Worst Fighting Alliance: GGFU
    Best Alliance Growth: Error 404
    Biggest Alliance Decline: Guinea Pig Whaling Corp
    Most Likely to Succeed in 2021: Error 404
    Most Likely to be Rolled in 2021: Knights Templar
    Best Economics Department: Mythic
    Best Foreign Affairs Department: The Syndicate
    Best Internal Affairs Department: The Knights Radiant
    Best Milcom Department: Knights Templar
    Best Government Line-Up: Mythic
    Best Bloc (can be a bloc that disbanded this year): KETOGG
    Best Foreign Affairs Move: KT refusing the NPOLT NAP
    Worst Foreign Affairs Move: KT signing CotL (Sorry, Denison. You know it's true.)
    Best Treaty Announcement (please link): -

    Best Declaration of War (please link): 


    Best Propaganda Post (please link): 


    Alliance with Best In-Character Posts: -
    Alliance with Best Propaganda: GOONS
    Best Alliance Ad (please link): -
    Best Flag (peacetime/standard flags only please): Eclipse
    Best War Flag: -
    Best Holiday Flag: -

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    2020 PnW Awards Nominations: Player Categories

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    Player of the Year: Horsecock
    Most Influential Player: Roquentin
    Most Likely to Succeed in 2021: Ducc Zucc
    Best Alliance Leader: Theodosius
    Worst Alliance Leader: CitrusK
    Best Government Member (not a leader): Dryad
    Best General Member: Xavier Renarus
    Most Missed Player: Do Not Fear Jazz
    Best IC Poster: Partisan
    Poster You Most Love to Hate: Thamous
    Best Villain: Gorge
    Largest E-Peen: Horsecock
    Best Fighter: KevinKevKevin
    Best Raider: Dryad
    Most Controversial Player: Moonshadow
    Player You’re Pretty Sure will be Playing in 2050: pooball
    Player that is Worst at Responding to DMs: Alex
    Best Player Avatar: -
    Best Player Signature: -
    Best Nation Theme: -
    Best Nation Page Design: -

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    [Bloc] He Wrecc, but He Also KECC

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    Posted · Edited by Horsecock

    As is becoming tradition, KT has made a new New Years Resolution! We would go paperless if we could, but the current moronic war mechanics simply don't make it viable. Thank God there are other ways to wreak havoc!

    During my 7-month spiritual retreat, I learned to better align myself with my monke nature. It seems that a few of my old friends, who spent the year over in Syndisphere, have had a similar experience at the short end of yet another global dogpile! I thought we were done with those? After IQ - thank God - left this holy place, did you people not swear not to repeat their sins? Did you indeed decide to fill the power vacuum and take their place? That is not the path to heaven. That is not the path to profit. That is not the path to... uhhh... celestial phenomenons? Not our path.

    How does the saying go? You give a monkey a stick, he'll inevitably beat another monkey to death with it? Well, I am a monkey with a REALLY big stick. And I brought friends.

    Please meet them:


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    "Recently we met a man with a strange name and another who calls himself a whale. Though interesting characters, their easygoing nature was refreshing following our brush with a more violent group. They were headed in the same direction, and we decided these would be ideal traveling companions. And with that Eclipse continues on its journey to embrace monke, with our new friends, KT and the Company." - Hughes

     

    "For Christmas, Patrick made a wish to be granted a horsecock. This.. erm, is not what he had in mind God, but we'll take it." - Theodosius

     


    Signed for Knights Templar:

    Denison
    Horsecock
    Dryad
    Yang
    Barbarossa


    Signed for Eclipse:

    Pascal
    Hughes


    Signed for The Company:

    Theodosius
    Patrick Stewart

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    SNN-Why Jesus wasn't born in Rose

    in Orbis Central

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    Founded in 2014, Rose is one of the largest alliances in Politics & War and has a rich history of being involved in almost all major events the world of Orbis has seen over the years. However, Rose is more than just an alliance. Rose is a people and a purpose. It is a brotherhood of common players who wish to make some noise and have fun during times of peace and conflict, but also serve a higher purpose by contributing value and meaning to the game around them. Thus, Rose is an alliance guided and held together by the central values of a true community, where those within make sacrifices for one another and stand together even in the most adverse of events.

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    ASM Declaration of Support for Schrute Farms

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    Dear Sir:

    I have been requested by the Schrute National Beet Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Schrute National Beet Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for farming development in the Swamp region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$1,000,000,000,000. The Schrute National Beet Company is desirous of soil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Schrute Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

    You assistance is requested as a non-Schrute citizen to assist the Schrute National Beet Company, and also the Central Bank of Schrute Farms, in moving these funds out of Schrute Farms. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Schrute National Beet Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Schrute National Beet Company would agree to allow you to retain 4%, or US$40 billion of this amount.

    However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Schrute law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$4,000,000,000 in a Schrute bank account which is regulated by the Central Bank of Schrute Farms.

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Scranton, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Schrute National Beet Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Schrute Farms.

    Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Schrute Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

    Yours truly,

    Prince Dwight K. Schrute

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