Syrano

Come bug me on Discord when you get home The tournament is being allocated about 5 hours on each of the two days, for a total of 10 hours game time, which is pretty darn short considering. We'll be keeping it in that time frame by adjusting blind levels as necessary. You can auto blind yourself once you've sat down, and that shouldn't be a problem at all on Saturday afternoon when the blinds are low and the table is full - but on Sunday, assuming you make it to the final table, you should definitely be there from the start.

If you are in the US then you are in luck, it will begin during your early afternoon and not go on for too late, as we are also accommodating European players. It will most likely start at around 7-9pm server time (we'll decide a bit later), that is, I believe, around 2-4pm on varying US times, and will end hopefully no later than 1am server time each night.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Orbis Poker League (OPL) would like to invite you all to our grandest event: The first official Texas Hold'em Orbis Poker Tournament! We will host a two-day, live streamed event, with 18 players at two tables, of Orbis best and brightest poker stars, competing for a grand prize of 1 BILLION Orbis Dollars! We currently have (edit) 14/18 player slots filled, so if you are interested in participating, please get in touch with either me or one of our other managers (Goomy, Seb, Gorge or Abbasmehdi) as soon as possible! Otherwise, please feel free to participate as Spectators! A link to the website where we are hosting the game, and where you are all invited to spectate, can be found here. The game will take place on the 21-22nd of October, that is, in little under three weeks from today, barring any sudden outbreaks in war or significant increases in tension, in which case it will be delayed until after these have passed. The first round of the game will begin at 19:00 on the 21st of October. Players are expected to be at their seats no later than 30 minutes before the game. Spectators may come and go as they please. Prize Structure: 4th: $150 Million 3rd: $250 Million 2nd: $500 Million 1st: $1,000 Million However, the Buy-ins are equally staggering. To join this ultimate Poker event, the buy in is set at $100 Million! And with no way to buy out half way through, or buy back in for a second chance, our players are risking $100 Million of their own cash to participate! The winner will enter the elite circle of Orbis billionaires, the losers will need to hold out on building their next city. To join our Discord server(edit): https://discord.gg/4netv3 To join our Orbis Poker League games: http://www.bluffave.com/DurmstrangPoker If you have any questions, write to me or the managers in game or on discord, other than that: Thank you for your time and we look forward to seeing you at our big event in 3 weeks! Syrano

New squire reporting in. Thought I'd start off with a joke rather than a meme, just to be a little different. It's still pretty dank though. Some people like to make jokes about how big their genitals are, which is not particularly funny. Other make jokes about how small their genitals are, which is much funnier. Personally, I like to make jokes about my Medium penis. ... It talks to Ghosts.