[Unsphere-ing II]

Or it's, y'know, pattern recognition. You've fought each other a lot. Fighting again wouldn't exactly be a surprise.

Sooo, how come it wasn't pattern recognition this war? I guess it's only okay when tS-OO are the aggressors.

Didn't someone else sign a minor treaty with SD the very day they got wrecked and dissolved?

R&R I think...

[Rose's Surrender]

You came out to play with the big boys, and we're treating you like the big boys. Stay inside next time if you are too "new and relatively low tier" to handle it.

I don't think you understand how negotiations work.

[Unsphere-ing II]

Just clump them up with ParaCovenant next war to spite them

Damn, this war isn't even over and your side's already planning to attack us again. And then we're the aggressors that do nothing but war with tS-OO. 

[Alliances ranked by last war.]

What GreatKittin said and it's their first war. Pretty dope.

If you're taking into account our score dip at the very start of the war, that was vacation mode score loss, not actual damage. Something apparently no one bothered to notice.

[Valkyrie Announcement]

Ok. I don't remember who your treaties were with, so was hoping you could elaborate, but oh well.

NPO - MDoAP (idr if chaining or not)

tS - ODP

Guardian - ODP

 

Edit: Ninja'd

[Alliances ranked by last war.]

23. HBE

What a joke.

[The Alliance Leaderboards]

i think its taking into account applicants as well

Shhh...

[Withdrawal from Area 11]

The Holy Britannian Empire surrenders to The Black Knights and their allies.

After going to the diplomacy table BK and HBE have come to the following terms; HBE admits defeat and agrees to not re-enter the current war or declare on any nation involved in the most recent conflict until it resolves itself.

Signed for HBE by the following:

hadesflames, Emperor of Britannia
TheSnipe, Prime Minister

Chekhov, Lord of Defense
Sylvia, Lady of Foreign Affairs

Signed for BK by the following:

LordStrum, Emperor, Head Koreaboo
Curufinwe, Viceroy
Zoot, Archduck of Economics
Tiber, Archduke of Internal Affairs
Shifty Stranger, Archduke of Propaganda, Prophet of ayyy lmao
DVDCCHN, Archduke of Foreign Affairs
Lelouch vi Britannia, Archduke of Defence

[War Name: Poll Edition]

Silent War is best. All the other suggestions are complete rubbish.

[War Web]

Can you make a map with everyone who participates to go on wiki please?

Can just take a screenshot or something.

[Actual war stats]

Tomato, tomato. Ironically a phrase that doesn't translate at all over text.

Tomayto, tomahto.

 

Enjoy.

[To add to the chain of awful DoWs]

See, this is why the current treaty system is idiotic. UPN is not a defender here, they and their allies attacked fast. This idea that someone who plans and executes an offensive war should benefit from defensive ties is dumb. Either go on the offensive, or be defensive. People need to stop trying to have it both ways.

I guess you've never heard of non-chaining treaties. *facepalm*

 

If TLF wanted to only have to defend in defensive wars, they should have signed a non-chaining treaty.

[To add to the chain of awful DoWs]

So TLF, you say you can't fight then prove you can by declaring a war.

 

You say people are calling you pawns when they're not.

 

You say Rose is using you as pawns then say you didn't mean it. (when clearly you did)

 

You say TEst has no open slots when they do.

 

There seems to be a pattern here.

They also keep saying we dropped TOG when TOG was the one that dropped us lol.

[War Web]

Valyria participated in the war, but we didn't declare.

Valyria was on the map until you all peaced out. I remove alliances that peace out which is why 13th and INWU are no longer on it either.

[To add to the chain of awful DoWs]

Ah okay. It was still listed on their page and was never clarified when we hit.

 

Great timing, though.

El was away on holiday for around 2 months, and Jack was not made aware of the cancellation. It had been removed from our page and my version of the treaty web though.

[To add to the chain of awful DoWs]

Nah, I remember sitting there hoping HBE would hit us. I'm 100% HBE was still tied, or at least listed as a treaty when we hit. Not 100% sure about the level, though. We'd have to dig through some shit and I don't really care lmao

TOG dropped us just over 48 hours prior to BK hitting them when El expressed his desire to go paperless to me. Feel free to ask him yourself.

 

We had no treaty with TOG when BK hit them. TLF had an MD and didn't do shit.

[War Web]

Missing: Mensa on NPO

Added, sorry.

[War correspondents]

People who bought tons of food before the radiation update.

Was going to myself, then I was like "Meh, 30k is plenty."

[The Knights Radiant Declaration of War]

Perfect 5/7 allies.

[Man the Harpoons!]

I love how Paracovenant are trying to justify two ex-Pantheon gov, and current Arghh gov, essentially betraying Pantheon. What if Keegoz went ahead and joined tS the night before we attacked Rose because he finally decided he wanted to be a winner?

 

I guess hypocrisy really is the heart's true nature.

I don't see how that would be tS' fault...

[AA declaration]

t$ and guardian were one thing, but this I can't handle. Where do I surrender?

Get in queue, HBE is already talking about sending over our entire bank as reps.

[War Web]

https://tools.britanniapw.com/map

[Man the Harpoons!]

Arrgh!

 

[Ongoing Operations in Area 11]

Ongoing Operations in Area 11?

 

More like ongoing Operation in Britannia amiright?

Yup, because there's literally nothing left of your nation.

[Paragon Announcement]

Almost like some people saw this coming.

Almost like your side makes it impossible for anything else to happen. If you want something different, then do something different. Otherwise stop !@#$ing about the same thing happening every time when you're the one forcing it to be that way lol.