[Should have done this a while ago....]

Soup Kitchen is overrated. @Kevanovia

[The Soup is Hot]

Looking at a potential lawsuit here, music used without my permission.  When Charlie approached me he claimed it would be for something cool.  Contract was never signed, I'll see you in court.

[Hey]

My nation is doing well, we've been non-stop on music production.  The beat factories are overworked, but they still come out with quality beats.  I'm proud of my citizens...

 

Also, for people who care enough, I'm going to put up an insta, Spotify, and Soundcloud profile out soon.

[Very popular song! Anyone Know the name? Helpp!!!]

Beep Boo boo beep?

 

hmm

 

[F.U.N. (TCW Parody) - JKell]

 

Written by Gorge, Joshua Keller, and Kev

Performed by Joshua Keller and Charlie Traveler

 

Spilled Milk...

[Ain't No Rest For The Shifty - JKELL]

Written by JKell and Kev

(Verse 1)

I was cruising on the forums when out the corner of my eye I saw several pings just for me.
They said I need to get some things off my chest and can you please help me come clean
Now Here are some logs, it’s time to lift the fog of the coalition conspiracy
Crack a knuckle, type it out, it’s time to light it up and blow the lid off this thing
 

(Chorus)
Well there ain’t no rest for the Shifty, leaks don’t come easy
I got plots to foil, I’ve got micros to kill there ain’t nothing in this world that’s safe
No I can’t slow down, I can’t hold back although I know you wish I could
No there ain’t no rest for the Shifty, until we destroy Orbis for good

 

(Verse 2)

Not even fifteen minutes later after submitting the post

When I saw the shadow of a Hippo creep out of sight

And then it swept up from behind, it slapped me in the face

It started speaking about SJW shadow fights

It said, “Racist bounty posts is what they are they are claiming

But I don’t think that makes much sense”

I told him, “I will post your claim, in an anonymous way but first

What other leaks have you got that are nice?

OH

 

(Verse 3)

Well now a couple hours past and I was chatting in my server

The leaks were slowing down and I started to bore

And so I went through some thoughts and counted idea

And what I came up with I was pretty sure

I’ll make my own alliance and fill it with my adoring fans

And will persevere through all this strife.

But then I realized that leaks they are forbidden

Oh yes, my protectorate controls my life

 

[Ship Ship Plane Plane Nuke]

Glad nothing got accomplished, damn this game is the literal definition of insanity. 

[Politics and War 2018 Meme Year Review]

Holy Hell, You made hell holy with this post.  Congrats.

[Politics and War Awards 2018 - Winners]

So you dissed me did you?

 

 

[Politics and War Awards 2018 - Winners]

Idea for next year.  Allow the community to nominate, but only allow alliance leaders to vote.

[Politics and War Awards 2018 - Winners]

 

So, does this mean this year going to be the year of Jkell?  Oh yes, it does...  I do not get snuffed...

 

#48 hours

[Big favor Orbis Community]

What the hell, I leave for one bloody week and come back to this?

[Dear Diomedes]

I guess Diomedes is getting...  

Taught the ways of war...

 

 

[1st Special Motivation of the Week]

I like my negative attitude of punching my table everytime I lose in Keno...  Thank you.

[WAR]

This is very interesting....

 

How will this shape Orbis?  I can't wait to see.

[Trade Restrictions based on age of nation]

Yet another tool that sounds good in theory, but really just screws over players who play by the rules.

[Declaration of war on Nova Riata]

[Am Back]

I MEMBER

[Save Dem Pixels (Pixel Hugger Anthem!)]

 

Save Dem Pixels - Ft. Charlie and Beerhoe

I was working on a music video, time didn't allow me to finish it...  If there is any demand for it, I'll finish it later.

 

 

[Alliance "Categories"]

Alright got some thoughts,

9 minutes ago, CitrusK said:

There will be a required amount of days before the alliance can start voting on new government members, let's say, twenty-five days

This needs to be something that the members of the alliance can trigger, not an automatic thing.  Perhaps having 1/3 of the alliance members call a vote triggers an election

 

12 minutes ago, CitrusK said:

5% population boost vs. 10% boost to military recruitment

 

These do not equate

 

There seems to be a focus on coups throughout this entire suggestion and arming the leaders of alliances against coups.  Why?  Coups are a good part of the game as they force leaders to really trust the members in their gov.  There shouldn't be any changes to that ability(except for the ability to make/customize multiple government roles).  As for democracy mechanics in-game, great idea...  Let's build on that.

[Announcement From the League]

Old news, I've seen the anime ads...

Not enough small cute animals for me to join

["Destroying" Cities]

I don't like this idea

[Official Nominations for the 2018 PnW Awards]

Alliance of the Year: Rose

Most Powerful Alliance: BK

Best Military: BK

Best Rookie Alliance: United Hoods

Best Flag: Camelot

Best War Flag:

Most Active Alliance: TGH

Most Honourable Alliance: TEST

Most Improved Alliance: TCW

Best Diplomatic Team: BK

Best Economic System: BK

Best Recruiting Staff: NPO

Best Propaganda Staff: BC

Best Alliance Growth: Empyrea

Best Forums:  BC

Alliance Most Likely to Succeed in 2019: Egyptian Empire (thanks for reasoning with us)

Most Immoral Alliance: GOB

Most Controversial Alliance: GOB

Best Alliance for New Players: NPO

Most Missed Alliance for 2018: Roz Wei

Best Re-started/Re-branded alliance of 2018: Empyrea 

 

PLAYER CATEGORIES

 

Player of the Year: Roz

Most Powerful Player: Thanos

Best Alliance Leader: 

Most Controversial Player: Sweet Ronny D

Most Dynamic Player: 

Best Player Sig: 

Best Player Avatar: Balish

Best OOC Poster:

Nicest Player: 

Funniest Player: Charlie Traveler 

Most Active Player:  Ripper

Player Most Likely to Achieve Greatness in 2019: Zevfer

Best New Addition to the Community: Kevanovia

 

COMMUNITY CATEGORIES

 

Best Wall of Text: (provide a link)

Best P&W Forum Topic: (provide a link) 

Biggest Controversy: IQ's surrender terms for TKR

Funniest Event: 

Most Entertaining Discord Channel(Please don't include Slack):

Best Treaty Announcement: (provide a link)

Best Declaration of War: (provide a link)

Biggest Meme: Shifty

Largest E-Peen: Sweet Ronny D

Best Villain: Leo the Great

Most Hated Poster: Noctis

Most Missed Player (Player that has gone inactive/quit): Roz

 

WORST CATEGORIES

 

Worst Alliance of the Year: GOB

Worst Military of the Year: TKR

Worst Diplomatic Move: GOB acting like they don't got treaties

Most Inactive Large Alliance:  Order of the White Rose

Alliance Most Likely to Fail in 2019:  Paradox

Worst Player of the Year: Sweet Ronny D

Worst Princess of the Year: Gorge 

Worst Alliance Leader of the Year: Filip (Empyrea)

Worst Treaty of the Year: (provide a link) 

Worst Forum Poster: Citrus

 

Worst Nation setup: 

 

Worst Fighters of the Year (must have fought in 2018?: So, probs TTW

Alliance Most Likely to get Rolled in 2019: BC

[The Oasis that was?]

Cool, fresh meat...  I like it... 

[Afrikan Safari]

It's like I was listening to IQ and then IQ showed up in my feed...  Wow...  Coincidence?  I think not, IQ=Illuminati