[[Meme Rebrand] SHADOW VALLEY RANCH]

You know what, at least your rebrand isn't as terrible as this one was

rip those 3 credits

[PSA: The Halloween event is currently broken and nonfunctional]

3 hours ago, Keegoz said:

Feel free to walk away and touch grass if it impacts you this much.

I have been, I'm retired for a reason

Test your code

[PSA: The Halloween event is currently broken and nonfunctional]

On 11/6/2024 at 8:19 PM, Helium Raven said:

The Halloween event  The Entire Game is currently broken and nonfunctional.

fixed it for you. At Least the devs are cONsistEnt 

And some people thought you were joking

PnW in 2024 folks

[PSA: The Halloween event is currently broken and nonfunctional]

Here's something fun y'all should probably know: the achievements that were stated you could win currently do not even exist in-game. There is no way you can currently get them, or the cash associated with winning them.

If you want proof, just check the achievements page: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/achievements

I have also personally confirmed this, as apparently one of the teams needed to finish adding them hasn't done their part, a week well after Halloween.

Supposedly they're still being tracked anyway, if that's any solace to anyone, but I don't think even the dev team has checked if it's being tracked correctly. In the meantime, who knows if any of you guys actually got those achievements? It certainly doesn't mean a whole ton of food is being burned for no reason or anything.

In the public interest of laziness, here's a list of every trick and treat I've gotten. Feel free to add on your own if I missed some, if you'd like to confirm if you have or don't have all of them:

Treats:

• Your Income has been increased by 1% for six turns.
• Your resource production has been increased by 2.5% for six turns.
• Youve been given 3 days of VIP.
• Youve been given $5,000,000 Towards your next city.
• Youve been given $100,000 for each city you have.

Tricks:

• Your youve lost 0.1% of your food.
• Your crime has been increased for three turns.
• Your pollution has been increased for three turns.
• Your flag has been tomatoed for three turns.
• Your raw resource production has been randomised for six turns.

Add that onto the numerous formula errors...

Parts where the code wasn't even working correctly...

And... whatever this is...

This has been the best PnW update ever!

Of course, this isn't the dev team's fault, as announcing an unfinished feature, not announcing that it was unfinished, testing that it actually worked, and doing a simple grammar check would simply have been too much work. Please don't blame them for their transgressions! This is certainly not a recurring issue where the quality of code and number of bugs has deteriorated over the past year!

PnW in 2024 is a great experience! Have a good day friends ^w^

[What does PnW think is the worst alliance?]

oblivion ******** sucks jesus i wish those guys would die already

[5th edition Pumpkin Decoration Contest]

BRO ACTUALLY DECIDED TO DOUBLE DOWN

 

[5th edition Pumpkin Decoration Contest]

4 hours ago, Palpatine26 said:

Nation: Republic2

Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=569190

Photo taken with the Sony A7R V camera

Pumpkin bought from local farmers market

Details both painted and trace printed on

Don't worry about what's on the bottom

 

 

4 hours ago, Palpatine26 said:

 

This isn't even a good lie.

Take your AIslop and GTFO.

[5th edition Pumpkin Decoration Contest]

On 10/15/2024 at 8:28 PM, Onyx1 said:

My submission ‘3D render’

Not just me who thinks this is Dall-E AI generated, right?

If this is actually your 3D render, I'd like to see some proof.

[PnW]

cringe

[Declaration of existence (DOE) of The House]

I'd like to think this is FSO's revenge after getting dropped by TKR many moons ago

[Brainstorming Future Updates]

tl;dr Sheepy has abandoned meaningfully coding the game, all the new devs suck too much to write, test, and push code in a reliable and speedy way, everyone else argues too much in circles to ever come up with anything interesting, and we are never gonna have any more interesting game content that means anything significant beyond pressing like 2 extra buttons a year

PnW is cooked

[Feedback - Updeclare Changes & Nuke Meta]

We are never ever going to escape this dumb ass discussion are we 😭

[Just asking how to make treaties]

As the official override-of-Dream-in-chief, yes, please post a new announcement saying that EVH has accepted your offer soon

[Around Roshar in 80 Days]

wtf, you're telling me PnW is really played by a bunch of nerds? I don't believe it

[these new war declaration messages are absolutely terrible]

I have received confirmation that:

1. These messages were added by Sheepy without testing

2. Some of them are in fact so long that they actually are not valid as declare war messages

PnW moment, remember that if you're reading the forums you are probably no longer PnW's target demographic

[these new war declaration messages are absolutely terrible]

These ones basically seem to have almost completely replaced the old ones as well and I was gonna rank them on how bad they were but they're all honestly so terrible I didn't bother

\

??????

I hope whatever Reddit roleplayer wrote and probably stroked his shi to these and decided to include them without any consultation is ashamed of themselves and if it was actually Sheepy who did it yes SHEEPY THIS EXTENDS TO YOU TOO

[.]

I give it a month before the bank is stolen

[[ROH] To Hell With It]

1 hour ago, Mayor said:

Remember folks to donate to dementia research, anyone you know (or don't) may be affected. We will win in the end.

What if you do know them but you think you don't? Should I be worried?

[We have failed to achieve it]

Never to fear, Oblivion did nothing wrong and our entry was merely a peace keeping operation to force all alliances to the negotiation table

[A Treatise [ROH]]

There is something symbolic about this post immediately followed by two one-word replies

[[DoW] Strattera Distribution]

5 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

Well, y'all know what they say about homophobes and being in the closet...

[[DoW] SPONSORED BY DNN WILL RON PUT THIS IN THE NEWS CHANNEL]

14 minutes ago, penpiko said:

You're late pal...

[[DoW] SPONSORED BY DNN WILL RON PUT THIS IN THE NEWS CHANNEL]

ALLIANCE FLAGS ARE SO OVERRATED HAVE A CAT INSTEAD

WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF Delta Johnsons EVH RUINING OUR BELOVED #1 ALLY’S (TI) MUCH-DESERVED VACATION TIME 🏖️

(SOURCE: DNN)

(DEATH TO RON)

(LONG LIVE A FREE AND INDEPENDENT ARMENIA 🇦🇲)

THIS WAR GOES OUT TO MY HOMIES IN IOSEF STALIN ALLIANCE… GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN (died from one too many raids from EVH @Surely)

THIS WAS A SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION ORDERED FROM ANTI-HORRIDISM OBOCCHAMA KUN… PEACE TO ORBIS AGAINST SELFISH ALLIANCES FIGHTING FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT……

PLEASE DIRECT ALL COMPLAINTS TO OUR COMPLAINTS SERVER https://discord.gg/YRerfDpaKJ

OBLIVION DECLARES WAR ON JOHNSONS 2 3 4 IN DEFENSE OF THE IMMORTALS

[[DoW] Meeting with HR]

31 minutes ago, Kurdanak said:

The people have spoken, shitposts are the way. 😔

[[DOW] I don't know who I am. I don't know why I am here. All I know is that I must kill.]

HOW WILL THIS AFFECT THE TROUT POPULATION