[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

21 minutes ago, Mars said:

seems smug little man enjoys his junior role in this one sided dogpile a little too much

carry on

It's true. Knowing there aren't 700 nations in Nexus fills me with such undue pride.

[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

2 hours ago, Mars said:

sounds to me like you kept your head down when it was challenging, and opted to 'wait' and kick someone when theyre down.

also lol at 'prudent planning', dude, if camelot wasnt where it is now u wouldnt do sh

what i dont approve is showboating one sided dogpiles, its weak and in bad taste and judging by your blocs lineup it seems like this is the highlight of your military prowess

 

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of those 700 Nexus nations standing at my back. Could you peddle your 10 v 1 narrative a little louder please?

[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

35 minutes ago, Mars said:

so this was a long time coming but you waited for a 10v1 to do it..

interesting, also kinda lame and cowardly

 

10 vs 1?

Imagine my surprise at discovering Nexus had 700 nations...

But yes. We waited until Camelot shat the bed and left itself completely devoid of allies, rather than hitting them while they were party to a bloc we have absolute zero beef with.

I'm sorry prudent planning does not meet with your approval.

 

[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

The whole "fair fight" versus "dogpile" narrative has always been a fascinating one.

Say whatever you will about the fun of a fair fight, people still like to win. Deliberately balancing wars only really makes sense strategically when the sole purpose of the war is simply to fight and test yourself against an enemy.

If you want to pin down your enemy as quickly as possible, and simultaneously minimise your own loses, it's going to be the overwhelming sledgehammer approach almost every time. It's just the most direct way to do it.

We're not here to test strategies, we're not going to sit on them for a year to drive them out of the game, and we're not going to be presenting them with ridiculous terms that violate game rules.

We're here to give Camelot a black eye for past grievances. This is how it's done.

[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

6 hours ago, Indger said:

I hope you disband camelot. Goodluck!

Absolutely not. I find the idea of trying to run people/alliances out of Orbis to be utterly repugnant.
It's exactly what Camelot an their long-lost allies once tried to do to us.

[[DoW] Quest for the Holy Grail]

Something something historical grievances

[KNN-EPI Ship is leaking bad.]

On 8/24/2021 at 12:21 AM, Evlamica said:

Yay I got mentioned in a leak ☺

When you're in Camelot this kinda stops being an achievement...

[A Treatise on the Current War]

TL;DR:

"We have legitimate concerns!"
"No you don't!"
"Yes we do!"
"No you don't!"
"Yes we do!"

[Mystery Inc. Rebuttal to Allegations by Epi]

Expecting Camelot to conduct themselves with any semblance of honour is always going to end in disappointment.

[[RoH] Holy Wars... The Punishment Due]

I have no idea what's going on, but I'm proud of myself for almost reading it.

[[DoW] Better late than never]

13 hours ago, Adrienne said:

Stuff like this is why you're my favorite BW person, Sval. Never change ❤️

I am incapable of change.

7 hours ago, Darth Ataxia said:

Deus Vult?

Ducks what?

[[DoW] Better late than never]

2 minutes ago, Suyash Adhikari said:

"Tever"

Thank you

[[DoW] Better late than never]

Better late than never!

 

We at Knights Templar Order of the White Rose understand that war is hard. And some alliances are better prepared than others. This is just a fact of life in Orbis. Even though Templars OWR are better prepared, organized, disciplined than alliances such as, say, Order of the White Rose or House Stark Hollywood; we God Portato-fearing folk wish to teach them the ropes of how to fight competently kick back and have a little fun. So, without further delays, we wish to get this RoH DoW posted on schedule a little later than originally planned, unlike the inexperienced heretics fine friendly folks we are fighting. You got your counters done finally guys, now it is time to post those DoWs! Let's all have a good time!

Deus Vult!

All the best!

 

Signed, Sval

Prime of Order of the White Rose

PS: Thanks to KT for the template. I learned a lot from our war.

[[ROH] Camelot Goes Treasure Hunting]

Camelot: "We've changed since we were in IQ! Please forgive us, Orbis!"
Also Camelot: This.

Give 'em hell.

[Trunks out for Carthage Pt. 2 [Celebration]]

Ultimately, it's always my fault.

It's been an honour and a privilege to stand by your side.
After all we've been through together I'm proud to Carthage family.
Here's to many years more.

[Public Apology to the Whole of Orbis]

The game has been much less toxic with you all gone.
So far this thread has not convinced me that you're going to be any different this time around.
Your "apology" was literally, "I'm sorry my in-game actions had negative real-life repercussions for people. But hey, at least I didn't do all this other OOC stuff that no decent person would ever do anyway."

I believe you are sorry. Sorry that your actions had consequences, but not sorry for the actions themselves.

[Bombardier Declaration of Existence]

DOE with no protector and only 2 members?
That's exactly how my alliance began.

Good luck.

[The Unchained Medley Accord]

I heartily endorse this treaty.

This endorsement is non-chaining.

[[Sphere Announcement] We're Your Huckleberry]

Proud to be a part of this new hegemony sphere.

[dow]

Careful. Or Rose will oA into this conflict with a secret treaty.

Oh, wait...

[[DoE] Gonna Solve That Mystery]

This bloc will not be good at keeping its secrets.

[[Treaty Cancellations] So Long Friends]

A clear and blatant hegemonic move by Quack.

[Order of the White Rose]

With the current war on, we're looking to recruit enemy spies.
Don't worry, we won't try to turn you. No room for disloyal double-agents in our ranks!

[SNN-The Muffin Man]

My efforts to woo you were all for naught. You never called me back.

[Camelot officially join Oasis]

My congratulations to all who deserve them.
My condolences to all who require them.