Comrade Premier Aylee

My fellow comrades and listeners alike, here is a bulletin of our glorious campaigns in the name of socialism! The Fascist state of "Priyam" at its knees! A final wave in 6 hours will be enough for another victory to be claimed by our illustrious Socialist Union! The land of "Tropico" on the brink of surrender as well! "Madimatur","Pinklipas", and "The Great Dalek Empire" to surrender within 6 hours, as said by Aidan, "Or they will fall like all the others before them!" As always, our well-trained comrades meet no losses, and do not require any heavy weaponry! The sappers took care of the plundered treasuries! Long live Lenin!

*Stands up* Gah! Wh-where am I? Wh-what is this place? What in Gorbachev is happening here? Am I...dead?

Pleasure to meet you, Mister Knox!

Pryviet, Tavaraschij! I am Aylee, Leader of the new Nation, Mauritian Soviet Socialist! I'm the type of Muscle Mommy that is more than ecstatic to make and meet some new friends in this amazing place! My Private messages are always open! Except, I may be single, but please refrain from flirting in my mails! No, I do not step on people, I am not as tall as Lady Dimitrescu, sorry 😕