[SYNDICATE, INC. ISSUES STATEMENT ON COMPROMISED ASSETS]

3 hours ago, Director Nyus said:

Sucks to hear. Lot of lost history there. Glad y'all jumped on things quick. 

We weren't gonna let this be another Team-3 scenario. We archived that shit before we lit it up!

[SYNDICATE, INC. ISSUES STATEMENT ON COMPROMISED ASSETS]

Thankfully that loser cannot write off that asset that we went scorched earth on making it valueless.

Thanks to all the gov involved and to our resident napalm junkie @Kilgorefor assisting with the absolute devastation of our prior headquarters once we had secured all valuable IP.

 

burn baby burn 🔥 

[A Syndicate Statement on Retirement and Assassination Claims]

The longest serving exec, I remember when I made you VP Lucas, I knew you wouldnt let me down. Bravo to being the steadying light through all that was thrown at you! 

The last Spartan

[Barbary Business]

9 minutes ago, Shwin said:

This is gonna age so well lmao. Maybe next time do some FA before making fools of yourself.

Does anyone blame us for thinking on our your gov members would be so obtuse as to do a direct trade offer for a merc hit? One just has to look at your alliance's bank bleed on a day to day basis to see that the internal cohesion seems to be lacking in TFP.

[[DoW] Hostile Pacifism]

42 minutes ago, mrbread said:

I weep for the day that fa heads summarised their dow and not make me read 2 paragraphs worth of useless information 

We sincerely apologize for not taking into considering you and the lowest percentile of reading comprehension when drafting our shareholder reports. Your concern has been flagged for HR for their general knowledge. Thank you and have a pleasent evening.

[Syndicate Protects The Peace Of Faerûn]

Currently setting up a personal offshore in this new tax haven we have identified, with military backing from HQ I forsee the security of the investments made here being top tier.

Hope you enjoy foreign investment TSC!

[[DoW] Hostile Pacifism]

Thanks for donating all your treasures to us again TFP, so kind and gracious of you!

 

[[DoW] Trying out ChatGPI]

Low energy.

[[DoW] Standing on Business]

Didn't you all get the memo? Tax Loss selling is OVER! 

Let us bring in the new year with a prayer to the patron saint of ROI, Jessica Rabbit and some jolly good fun dealing with pesky upstarts who scream new money. Let this be a year of prosperity, new business relationships and all around solidarity.

May the rally never stop.

 

[[DoW] Matrix: Assimilations]

3 minutes ago, CoraMcstrap said:

Green doesn't go with my complexion sorry. Come back another day.

 

And Green doesn't want you anyways. 

[[DoW] Matrix: Assimilations]

That despicable communist alliance USN always thought they could hide in the shadows,
They thought their communist red wouldn't show in the dark but oh how wrong they were,
Let the capitalistic gods shine on your decision to put the communists back in the dirt where they belong.

Better Dead than Red 

[[DOW] Breaking the News]

All solid reasons for the hit. Show em hell Singularity!!

[WELP vs. ODOO Tiering Report]

7 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

For someone that took an easy shot at us, you seem to be much angrier about it than Grumpy does.  It's ok Leo, you guys are going to win this one. It's ok.

This is the tiering report and I was responding to someone who was convienently not noticing your abhorent hangar count pre-war. I suggested before framing it a dogpile exclusively to maybe take it up with your lot to get some answers on what was going through the heads of GoB there. Thought it might bring them some peace and clarity. GLHF  

[WELP vs. ODOO Tiering Report]

20 hours ago, Micchan said:

Always keep a good stack of missiles and nukes, orbis wars are almost always dogpiles

Before resorting to the obligatory dogpile comments as other pointed out maybe you should take up some of your disdain with your allies in GoB who a statistically relevant amount couldnt be bothered to even maintain 2k planes. If they had been somewhat aware of their surroundings, the upper tier might have been much less of the slaughter it ended up being for you guys.

[May the Blood God have mercy of WELP's soul!]

Are the wars going to start getting declared at turn change? I'm a little confused.

[[DoE] Eviction Notice]

As a fellow and longtime member of the anti-gob occult It is a pleasure to be of service to this wonderful act of God! Praise be Eclipse for harrowing in this mighty achievement. Maybe the poor dementia ridden geriatrics will finally learn that while 3 +2 = 5, having 5 from the start is the way to go.

 

 

[[DoE] Soon​​™️]

[#Flexit]

A solid move from Singularity, one that I'm sure will be much more fruitful than having stayed with Rose.

[I’m outta here for a bit]

I believe there is a proper forum to post these sorts of things as well.

[[???] An ODOO Declaration]

34 minutes ago, dtc justice said:

To be fair this wasn't a rose thing, this was a dtc is too neurotic and didn't wanna lose a spy war thing 

Rose wasn't aware and rose wasn't financially involved 

Not usually one to give Rose the benefit of the doubt but I dont know if the wider community is aware of what a try hard DTC is. Now his integration goes deep into the Rose complex so whether they were aware or not is up to some debate. I do think had it been successful they they would 100% have reimbursed any expenditures.

I was curious how they were doing on spies but I suppose this little slip up has provided the clarity needed to determine that.

[Syndicate, INC Opens Business Office in Uritithu]

2 minutes ago, Tartarus said:

EMC, I mean quack, looks good lol 

I'm pretty sure you need to give them Guardian before you start making the EMC comments haha

I'm very internally conflicted about this treaty folks, but that should come at no surprise to anyone who knows me. Wish you the best of luck with venture T$.

[Poll: New Tier of City Discount Projects]

Sure but make it expensive. If you are thinking long term who cares if it has a 7-8 city ROI. The whales won't, the raiders won't, and it might help to gobble up some of the resource glut that has accrued.

[GW 27 Discussion]

[Major War Memes/Discussion (Post Content Here)]

On 4/26/2023 at 8:33 PM, BigMorf said:

I'm in this picture.

MOM I'M FAMOUS

Says the supporting character, it is I that is the star!

Lol at this being the most memorable thing from this war. You are welcome orbis.

 

[[Rebrand] The Resurrection]

Lol.