Fraud in Rekish Elections!
Today after much skepticism in the homeland, the Rekish elections were finally announced starting with the primaries! However scandal riddled the announcement with rumors of corruption and fraud at the highest levels of government! Only we here at the BCIC have the exclusive story you won't find anywhere else! Not only were the elections completely planned and undemocratic with Dr. Cave Johnson fixing the votes himself; but there is an underlying darkness that is apart of this new nation of Rekishstein.
It was discovered that in the event of a possible loss (unlikely since the elections were fixed) that might occur if international observers were sent in; another candidate named MiEsca Pedsano was all but a willing puppet of Dr. Cave Johnson! How many political parties are just but an arm of the corrupt rneuern party? No one really knows for sure but it is expected that Dr. Cave Johnson will not be defeated and will remain Prime Minister of the Rekish state and possibly remain an enemy of our great and liberated state of Calondia! Since the controversial peace constitution our two countries have been at odds. Our great Imperial Empire is but a willing entity of the Holy Celestial Roz Wei Empire, and we consider our military presence to be a deterrent to bandits and barbarians. The Rekish government will willingly betray our Empire for their own "peace" since they are afraid to stand in a united front with our allies. However since the explosion and annihilation of the Rekish people the "new" state founded by Dr. Cave Johnson seemed like a dream. However it is more like a nightmare.
Not only have they fixed their own elections under the guise of a "free republic"; but they have also signaled to their former allies that they are not interested in remaining loyal to the heartland of the Roz Wei generalship. Khevin extended an open hand to only be slapped away; and numerous other nations have been harshly subjected to insults from this new and untested leader. Not only that but it is now clear that Dr. Cave Johnson is not interested in the state of the Rekish people at all and new reports have come in that he caused the explosion himself. Yes you heard that right, he killed off the entire population of Rekishstein and repopulated a portion of it with his own clones who obey his every word. Yes this just in, the Rekish people are a bunch of clones. "It has been determined that all of Rekishstein was wiped out, and that we in this lab are the only people left alive in the entire what used to be a nation."- Dr Cave Johnson. Not only did the election have multiple leaders in the race for leadership but some of them (if not all) were clones themselves! Not only did he fix the election but he had known the entire outcome all along! Now we at BCIC take news very seriously and have done our research on this terrible rogue state and what we have discovered is truly dire. The Rekish people are dead and all that remains is endless clones created at the Aperture Innovations or also Aperture Science. From the vast, dystopia of Aperature Science, subterranean and modern; Dr. Cave Johnson plotted his plan to usurp the territory of Rekishstein. Also note that technically, by the Rekish line of succession, I am now acting Prime Minister of Rekishstein.- Dr Cave Johnson He had been too long under the ground and wanted a piece of the Orbis pie. Only that the entire nation had been above him, populated, rich, and apart of the greatest empire known to humankind. His deceit is unbound and he lied to the people about his "innovative" intentions. Through endless test subjects, advancement in portal technology, he created not only true intelligence, but the means to transplant that into human hosts. Therefor he had the army he needed and with his advanced technology planted the bombs himself to destroy the peace loving nation above. Although we may have had our differences they never deserved complete genocide from the likes of Johnson. He then moved from his huge, now crumbling lair to the ruinous nation above and "claimed" to the foreign nations above that the Rekish were back and he was rebuilding. A huge lie as the Rekish are dead and all that remains is a nation of clones; all captured from the previous people before their minds were erased and copied into Apertures database for study. They are now an evil nation and one that should be watched. As Calondia is a nation of justice and heroism we should take the mantle of isolating this evil man and his puppet army of soulless thralls. We will not believe the "reports" of the rebuilding efforts in the devastated land of Aperture. We will stand resolute against this evil and immense triumph! We will not believe their lie of the 'Xenonian Empire' and know the true criminal of this treacherous act. The people of Calondia are unified! TennÅheika Banzai!
Foreign Military Intervention
Reports are now in that the mission to support communist insurgents was a success with the munitions and material being delivered, along with equipment such as tanks, arms, and missiles. Unfortunately our advisers were called back due to the unfolding events in Khevin. And the task fleet has moved to intervene there. We will keep you up to date on the events as they unfold. So far the weapons have been gladly accepted, Foxburo is also sending in weapons to support the insurgents.
With the events in Khevin being discovered the news is dire. SARF forces have occupied Guevaran and the terrorists are fortifying the area. Mayor Mariah Barakgazi has been assassinated and Khevin seems to be outnumbered. A KAF convoy was destroyed and the sole survivor beheaded. Vladimir Zhogin has decided to focus his forces on fortifying Motheus, the presumed next target for the SARF. Popular support for the SARF seems to be strong and people around the country of Khevin seem to be sympathetic to the terrorists. Although ICAF leadership were alarmed at the abandonment of Guevaran they can understand the necessity. However the government of Calondia does not want loyal subjects of Roz Wei to be under the rule of such barbarism and has offered to Khevin direct military intervention to wipe out the terrorists. The large task fleet is moving into territorial waters near Khevin and preparing for a land invasion. The direct quote from the government is recorded "Calondia is deeply troubled by the unrest in Khevin, and has moved the carrier task fleet from the territorial waters of Brittish claim since their mission of helping communist insurgents there has been completed. The task fleet of two carriers, three light carriers, two battleships, six cruisers, 14 destroyers, 9 tankers, and 24 submarines.
Their mission is to secure the outer rim of Khevins neighbors in the Baltic sea and prepare for a possible land intervention in Khevin against the radical separatists. In the event of their mission being approved by the government of Khevin they will invade with the help of the legitimate government (after troop transports have been sent). If the land intervention is denied the Imperial Navy will launch a punitive air campaign against the terrorists.
Khevin is a loyal ally of the Imperial Empire of Calondia and any attack on Khevin is considered a threat to Calondian interests. We also recognize the nation of Canada as our ally in this struggle. We have tanks, soldiers, planes, and ships ready to intervene within the week." - Prime Minister Mayor Therefore if accepted our brave soldiers in the Imperial Calondian Armed Forces might be fighting overseas once more. Our great nation has been an ally of Khevin for quite some time and we uphold that Vladimir Zhogin is the only legitimate ruler of Khevin. We will continue to honor our great alliance and continue to serve Roz Wei together as allies and defeat barbarism wherever is bears its ugly head! No terrorist is safe, no separatists will taste freedom, all evil will be purged! We will keep our audience up to date on our own military involvement and we will be victorious in the end!
That concludes our evening broadcast, and remember, Thank the heavens for Rozalia!
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