[11/5/2016 - Treasure Anti-Trust Act]

It's probably NPO bribing this admin too lulz

[Mr. Stark Tear down this wall! Along with other ones]

Oh, how I love a public breakup.

[The Black Eagle Concordat]

And to think, this all started with Emmad drunkenly rambling to me and reminiscing about the dark days.

 

Happy to see this.

[Black Knights extort / blackmail their members]

I rebuilt during the actual war, being above striking range for NPO.

 

I paid multiple weeks worth of 80% cash taxes.

 

 

If you didn't want hate towards BK, you shouldn't have banned me from the forums in a dumb rage. You shouldn't have taken away my discord permissions. You shouldn't have tried to extort reps from me. You shouldn't have told me to !@#$ off on discord.

 

You spurned my every attempt to reach out to you normally. You ignored my arguments that repayment was a silly policy after I fought for you. In this game, the most you can do is go to war. I did that, I went as far as mechanically possible for you guys - and you still tried to dick me over by demanding a month's worth of income.

 

Hi Holton! It's nice to talk to you again. I know this is a bad attempt at getting attention and I shouldn't encourage this behavior with a proper response, however, I have nothing better to do at this time so I'll indulge you.

 

See, normally we don't uphold the two month "contract". However, in your situation, we felt that it was necessary to pursue the money. Here's why: You were second in command of our FA department. You know how we found out that you were leaving? We read your new alliance's DoE. Yes, we found out about your resignation from a DoE. You left as a high-ranking official without any notice or even the courtesy of telling us before the DoE. See, if you contacted us that you were interested in leaving beforehand, we could've worked something out and shit, maybe you wouldn't have had to pay back the rebuilding aid. 

 

See, Holton, if you didn't want to pay back your rebuilding, you shouldn't have left us without notice. It would be one thing if you were a normal Knight that left us without notice, but you were the second in command of FA. Kids, if you're reading this, do not leave an alliance like this. Take what Holton did as an example of what you should not do.

 

So listen, Holton, it's okay to be upset. Generally, I find noobs are bad at reading comprehension, but your failure to read and/or understand the clear notice in the rebuilding thread saying that if you leave within two months of receiving rebuilding aid you'll have to pay it back in full just proves me wrong.

 

I kind of liked you, Holton. But you've lost a lot of respect from me in the past few days. You leave in a dishonorable way and then you make a piss poor attempt at making us look bad. If you need attention so bad, you should try to get attention in a positive way rather than doing embarrassing things like this.

[Black Knights extort / blackmail their members]

okay

 

Is this a DoW or a bad attempt at starting drama? I'd prefer the DoW.

[Rose Has Decided]

Hell has frozen over.

[Slow Connection, both on forum and in game]

I've had a couple members complain about this too. They sometimes get the "This site is not available" cloudflare message. It hasn't happened to me, but a few BK members have spoken about it.

[A Viridian Decree]

oh shiiiii

 

Have fun being paperless.

[You All Can Stop Now]

Do the taxes from Who Me count?

 

lol No, he embezzled that shit.

[You All Can Stop Now]

Does that also include the taxes you got from the refugee camps? 

 

Sure. 525m + 0 = 525m. Works for me.

[You All Can Stop Now]

This is EXTREMELY late btw.

 

Blame Alpha.

 

join bk

[You All Can Stop Now]

It's over. Now stop !@#$ at each other

 

 

Terms:

1. The New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, Polaris, Alpha, and Fark admits defeat to the combined forces of the Black Knights, the Knights Radiant, the Syndicate, Mensa HQ, Cornerstone, Pantheon, Guardian, the Coalition, the Chola, and their associated allies.
2. The New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, and Polaris will pay the Black Knights a total of $525,000,000 in reparations. $400,000,000 will be paid immediately and $125,000,000 will follow two weeks from today (October 27, 2016)
3. The Black Knights, The Knights Radiant, Brotherhood of the Clouds, New Pacific Order, United Purple Nations, and Polaris agree to a Non-Aggression Pact that will last four months (February 14, 2017). This NAP will become void if any of the alliances offensively attacks an ally.
4. Alpha will pay The Coalition a total of $30,000,000
5. All alliances involved will send and accept a peace offer. Reparations for damages will be paid for any attacks after this announcement.

/s/ BK

 

LordStrum - Head Koreaboo; too lazy to come up with new sigs

Curufinwe - Crocodile Tear Manufacturer; wtf does this even mean

Tiber - VM warrior; Black Lives Matter Representative

Lelouch vi Britannia - major weeb; bootleg American

Zoot - money whore; goes on too many trips forcing me to send out aid

DVDCCHN - non-money whore; VHSCCHN

Shifty Stranger - lovedrunk or some shit; bros before hoes. remember that

Yosodog - For the amount of shit I do, I should be on here damn it

 

/s/ TKR

 

King of the Heralds: Finite Citadel

Prince of the Heralds: Lordshit (bet you haven't heard that one before)

Herald of Growth: Deus

Herald of War: Woot

Herald of Internal Affairs: Rickkayy

Herald of Foreign Affairs: Gayser

 

/s/ Mensa

 

Vanek69, Chairman

Avruch, Interior Affairs & Vice Chair

Blande, Minister of War

LordRahl2, Minister of Security

Buorhan, Hippo

Kemal Ergenekon, Minister of Economy

TUGT, Voice of Mensa

 

/s/ tS

 

Chaunce the Rapper, Chief Operations Officer

Jessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security Officer

Manthrax, Chief Strategic Officer

Partisan - Because in my heart, he'll always be tS

 

/s/ Cornerstone

 

Robert P. Holmes III, Grand Pilus

Zigbigadorlou, Person with very complicated name

Aristide, Legatus Princeps

Rache, Adelphotes Princeps

Novarus/Brimstone, Quaestor Princeps

Piast, Praesidium Princeps

Restius, Acta Scientiae Princeps

Senatorius, IncursitoPrinceps

Knights' Roundtable

 

/s/ BoC

 

Cuck: Josh Freer 

Viceroy: Utz

 

/s/ Pantheon

 

Yui - Gaia, Titan

Yui - Hestia, Olympian of Internal Affairs

Akiyama Mio - Enyo, Olympian of Defense

Triggera- Hades, Olympian of Economics (Hugh Mungus wot (get it?))

Don Juan - Apollo, Olympian of Foreign Affairs (Don Juan syndrome is a non-clinical term for the desire, in a man, to have sex with many different female partners)

 

/s/ Guardian

 

Memph - President

Synthesis - Vice President

 

/s/ tC (The cool ones)

 

Council of Elders

 

/s/ Resplendent

 

Chief Executive Officer: Prezyan

Chief Financial Officer: Chappie Tetravaal

Director of Human Resources: Turner

Director of Pubic Relations: Zafri Zackery

Director of Finance: Mahmoud Al-emin

Director of Security: Dimitri Valko

 

/s/ The Chola

 

ArkiriArch, Triumvir

Conroy, Triumvir

Frank Underwood, Triumvir

Aerys Targaryen, waiting for a coup

 

/s/ UPN

 

Hansarius - Consul

Pangui - Master of Horse - Magister Equitum

Underlogic as Magistrate of War - Legatus

Pangui as Magistrate of the Exterior - Proconsul

Matt2004 as Magistrate of the Interior - Praetor

Emperor420 as Magistrate of Finances - Questor

Tovlis as Magistrate of the People - Tribune

Naruu as Magistrate of Citizenship - Trump

Emmad as Roll TKR

 

/s/ Polaris

 

AlmightyGrub, Emperor (AKA the meme hater)

 

/s/ NPO

 

Roquentin, Emperor (Another Koreaboo)

Lord of Darkness, Regent

Auctor, Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs

ComradeMilton, Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs

 

/s/ Alpha

 

Placentica, Driver

Chuck Norris, Hybrid

Antifa, Iron

 

/s/ Fark

 

They're too drunk to get me sigs so I'll edit them in later. But they've approved the terms, so that's okay.

[Dear BK and NPO]

-- snip --

 

THE MADMAN DID IT

[Dear BK and NPO]

Told you guys not to bring Partisan out of retirement. What did you do? You brought him out of retirement.

 

Whoever from NPO/UPN makes a full response to his post, I will love you forever. Not because of your content, but because whoever does it will have to dedicate hours of their life responding.

[Top 10 infra damage dealt this war (individuals)]

I've updated the stats sheet.

 

Before I paste the link, I want to make sure that you all know one thing: Read the notes on the overview page BEFORE contacting me. It'll probably answer your questions/comments.

 

Anyway, here's the link.

 

This will be the last time I update the sheet for this war. I pull stats from the war timelines and the ones from the beginning of the war expires in one hour. 

[Dear BK and NPO]

To be clear, because it seems people are stuck on this, we're not looking for 1b anymore. You can ask Roq because it seems like him and us are now trying to find a deal that works for both alliances.

 

Did I say we're not looking for 1 billion? We're looking for FIVE BILLION.

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

Well, I'm gonna be serious for a few minutes. I'll try to avoid WoT'ing (and likely fail). 

 

What was this supposed to accomplish? Surrender camps basically never work. Sure, you might get a handful of people scrambling to flee but in an alliance of over a hundred it's not going to have any meaningful impact. The only purpose of these types of actions are to insult your enemy, specifically their leadership. Both sides claim the other side isn't negotiating fairly (or something) with respect to ending this war. Both sides seem willing to drag it out but would rather it end. How does this thread help that along? Insulting them is only going to make your enemy less willing to submit to any sort of terms besides white peace. All this thread is doing is further fueling the motivation to resist ending this war. From an outside perspective all this thread looks like is you all laughing at them, and them being pissed off. That doesn't help the situation, just makes it more volatile. I'm sure you guys will reply with "we don't mind keeping them down, etc.. etc..", but grinding infra not worth a penny is tedious, grinding infra period is tedious. Constantly fighting without loot rewards is tedious. The whole situation is tedious. I've been there, it has it's moments of fun but eventually you just want it over so we can all get ready for the next major war and have fun actually fighting for a couple rounds. 

 

I've rambled a bit. My point is don't taunt your enemy so adamantly if you're actually trying to end things. Mass PMing their nations often rallies them against you. If anything this thread is helping motivate them against you. Gives them an easy place to point to.

 

As to Roq and this whole "internal matter" dealing with Roz Wei. You've chosen your words poorly in a way. It should be a private matter between two alliances. Not an internal matter. Take it to the back rooms and work it out. Or don't. This is the part where I'd threaten you for threatening my friends in Roz Wei, but game mechanics won't let our alliances fight for a long time the way you're going. 

 

More shitposts?

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

You give your members a forum gag(majority). Ask them not to join other channels/discord. Run a 100% tax rate but tell members they can't leave before paying for the cities you bought them, but have no money to pay. Your BS is obvious in how you treat your members, as a number, a statistic.

 

From the responses I've gotten from NPO members when I sent out the individual surrender terms, it's clear as day that NPO members have been completely brainwashed. And I'm not saying that as a joke. They have literally been so brainwashed it's actually crazy. If they step out into reality they'll realize it. But holy shit, their kool aid is crazy.

 

NPO is the North Korea of PW.

 

1) Their people don't know anything but NPO

2) They follow their Emperor's every word and believe that he cannot be flawed

3) They're !@#$ing commies

4) They have a jagged reality

5) They think they're the greatest and most important alliance ever 

6) They think that they could take on the world, but in reality, they'd get crushed the second they try

7) They've brainwashed their members so hard that it's actually scary

8) Their people are poorly educated and only think what their leadership tells them

 

I could go on all day.

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

It's good to see you guys are as good at this as negotiations. Haha.

 

Good, let the anger flow through you. I would be angry too if my Government decided to start a losing battle. Now, they refuse to even negotiate anything reasonable so you have to pay the price of your leadership's arrogance. 

 

They don't care about you, Milton. They only care about your numbers on a spreadsheet. It's quite a shame to let you rot in NPO when you have so much potential. That's one of the bad things about NPO: They never let members reach their full potential. These surrender terms are a good foothold for you to become the great person you are meant to be. If I were you, I would think long and hard about your future in this game and what you could become if NPO didn't hold you down.

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

How a true Pacifican surrenders:

 

 

More like

 

 

BK just tryin to chill bruh

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

Sounds like my type of alliance.

 

join bk

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

It's your Government's fault that you entered the war. It's your Government's fault for staying in the war this long. If you are tired of fighting and want an honorable way out, this is the way.

[Dear BK and NPO]

We need a total cost of the damage taken by each alliance for this war. There were a few earlier, but I want some more stats to throw around. Then you'd see why it's more in BK's interest to pay reps to us rather than for us to pay reps to them.

 

 

We could if you guys can't take this war going on and keep whining about it in public.

 

 

 

This won't be the last time I use this gif.

[Dear BK and NPO]

they came with shit so I assumed it was bk

 

You know we import our cheerios from SK, right?

[Dear BK and NPO]

I am more curious on the minimum BK will take and the max NPO will accept. I can't be the only one