Attention Midgard,
(Credit to Pika for this gif)
After hours of deliberation among the Top 50 AAs and their prots, and even the prots of their prots, it was decided your suboptimal play style and inferior tax scheme have no place among us, and a state of war hereby exists between you and the undersigned,
M.I.L.F Leadership: Karan, Vgk, Gatorcock
PS - Have a nice day
PPS - Hey UPN, Remember this?
tldr: Micro joins the war with Carthago, we die together