[The Eclipse of The Future]

*kanye voice*

 

imma let you finish, but pantheon had the best RoH of all time!

[Why we can't have nice things]

4 hours ago, JadenStar10 said:

Wdym, you won that war??

The white peace given was a pity term. 

 

If it looked like Hollywood won, and it smelled like Hollywood won… doesn’t matter what the peace terms said. 

[[Treaty] Mystery in the Oasis]

5 minutes ago, JadenStar10 said:

Holy hell lol. 

[Arrgh first ever MASS RAID AUCTION!!!]

6 hours ago, Peccable said:

 

Arrgh!

I’m saying “hit the huggers”

 

if they have had 6 months to do something and haven’t, they are eligible by Thalmor and my terms. 

[Arrgh first ever MASS RAID AUCTION!!!]

150M to start. Hit anyone of your choice who isn’t under the NAP and hasn’t been in a conflict since the last Great War. 

[[DoW]The Immortals declares war on Morningstar]

Hope oblivion protects the immortals again. They are in grave danger. 

[Royal Orbis Radio: Hackers strike!]

On 10/9/2021 at 8:10 PM, hidude45454 said:

:hesright:

Royal Orbis Radio is an internet radio show hosted by:

zigbigadorlou, coiner of the phrase "Bots Out!"

Thalmor, wanted by the FBI

@Vice who should take this to a real news server like DNN where the real API and bot experts reside (you know you want to)

With worthless input from Krampus, the owner of 1984 Orbis News, and other uninformed users who have never used the API or coded a bot in their lives and who will also talk over everyone else

ftfy

Set it up kek

["Reverse DOE" of The Lost Empire]

They didn’t want to take the title of orbis’ biggest cockroach alliance from you Alan.

 

as for TLE, you guys are dispersing some of the most war hardened vets the game has seen. Duck hunt, arrgh, last ride, cam shenanigans, etc all in a short span of time. I wish all your members luck and if there is anything voodoo can do to help, lmk. 

[Dunked On]

10 hours ago, Insert Name Here said:

Interesting, "formally surrenders" = admission of defeat, no? If so then props to Rose for being a class act and not insisting on white peace after we spared them from what would have been the most embarrassing L in Orbis history, after getting rekt by a coalition half their size, but I guess they just needed the ego boost.

Can't wait to see who they blob together with next war for their 4th consecutive dogplie in globals.  

That wasn’t rose lol

Also GG, especially NW. 

[[Peace] End of holiday (shortest war ever lmao)]

The real problem is Alan making all these alliances post here as a demand for peace. He knows they will get flack for doing so. Let’s realize the root problem and common denominator…

[[DoW] The Rock, The Hard Place and the Smell]

Alan, in your own words, you straight up accused me and fabricated a leak of signing SMC calling them  bank heisters and scammers. Stating tfp condones having allies who took advantage of people. 
 

I couldn’t help but notice your 770 treaty these days. What is black skies vetting process? Does black skies condone working with and protecting known (and thalmoria convicted) bank and market scammers? 

[SoS Fitness Plan]

4 minutes ago, Adrienne said:

Are we supposed to be concerned? TI has done this the last two wars 😛

I'd be more impressed if you went after green but since t$ and Grumpy can't agree in game but can agree on color politics and no one on their side wants to piss off them off by tanking their bonus, it'll never happen. 

You all were concerned af when tap was on it last war. 
 

For SoS to take their common criticisms and have self deprecating humor is comedic gold. I give SoS a hard time but this was hilarious. 

[[DoE] Yet we're still here]

6 hours ago, Latsu said:

 

That’s the one lol

[Mercy Rule]

Valk is a weird way of spelling vice 

[[DoE] Yet we're still here]

@Latsu do you have that meme you made still?

[DoW: The Demise of Rising Stars]

It was pitch black over the graveyard. There wasn’t a gust of wind felt, nor a sliver of moonlight seen. The old Rose bush, large and mighty, shed a petal down. Slowly it fell, down, down, until it landed gracefully and intact on the tombstone. A tremble started from below, and a mighty roar erupted from the ground. Soldiers of VooDoo arose from all around. Anguished wails filled the night sky. Stav looked up at the prickly Rose bush and knew where his mission ahead took him.

 

 

TLDR: VooDoo declares war on all of Hollywood and dedicates its mascot to Stavros (SC). 

[[Change in Government] Stratosphere Marine Corps]

Congrats Dave. You have my permission to name your child vice. 

[[DoW] Initiation Ritual]

This is actually a really cool DoW. GL. 

[(DoW) Melting the Chocolate Castle]

Have fun! Bring me back one of those chocolate orange things. 

[some dumb rando rants about gw18 idk]

Who the F are you? I don’t respond well to threats. 😈
 

In all seriousness, great write up and thank you for taking the time to elaborate on things from your perspective. Also I think I left a sock at your place. I’ll get it next weekend. 

[Public Apology to the Whole of Orbis]

20 minutes ago, Astryl said:

Entirely missed the mark, honestly.

Your attempts at not coming off fake af missed the mark, honestly. 

[Public Apology to the Whole of Orbis]

Hey guys. Sorry what I did, didn’t pan out how I wanted. Here is a thread to appease you so I can hopefully build infra and be accepted into an AA. Kbai 

[War Name Thread -GW18]

Zephyr writing and proofreading a forum response. 2021. Colorized.

[War Name Thread -GW18]

Why do this? The community already calls it Guns and Roses. Just leave it be. Otherwise we end up with crap like GW16/Duck Hunt/Leaky Faucet/whatever other name people tried to force after it concluded. After GW16 was The Last Ride. After The Last Ride is Guns and Roses. Stop making it harder than it needs to be.

[Church of the Force]

Congrats