Armakistan

Nation Name: Armakistan Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=9442

Hey guys, I'm new here so I was forced to thought I'd introduce myself. I've just started playing this game although I've had experience of cybernations which is a bit similar on first glance and I'm looking for a fun community to spend a bit of free time. So yeah I guess that's you guys IRL I'm at uni and wasting my study time on this little game. Oops. Anyways I brought cookies so you'd all become my friend.

I just got back from the gym, at least let me get in the shower TPBM likes ducks

3/10 da f***?

Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand. As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck. Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry". So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of. While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of the "garbage" and he saw Larry milking a sagging set of pudding and something sticky and something called fried kibbeh which was not good. Larry lost his children when he sold them for 500 other children, sick with Radioactive Ebola, Unbalanced Humours, and Super Nerdophobia which was his single reason why his wife left, because he ends sentences. She preferred a blue sea shell inside her but instead it exploded an argument about reproduction of young deerlings. "Please, don't touch my ears