MNP Volume 1, Issue 1
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​MEONESIAN NATIONAL POST
English Edition
Vol. 1, Is. 1
250á„Š
GOVERNMENT TO BUILD NEW ARCHIVES IN MEOKRAUD
The government has released their new plan to build government archives in Meokraud. It will be the new home of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Writings of Denial, just to name a few. This was set up by Queen Dasnia, who has opened a new governmental department, the Department of the Archives, which will take care of the Archives. The Department of the Archives will make official amendments to the Constitution, after being passed by the Royals and Representatives.
MILLIONS IN USD DISAPPEAR
Large superstore chain Alimart lost over 10,000,000,000á„Š today (Over 11 million dollars). It mysteriously disappeared from one of Alimart's bank accounts. Presumably, someone hacked into the bank account and stole the money. "There is no trace of a withdraw or a hack or alarm or anything," says cyber-security expert Dr. Azelened Poeliqio. "However, we hope to find the hacker soon." The government has granted the 10 billion á„Š to Alimart temporarily until the stolen money is found.
POLICE MISTAKENLY GRANT 1 MILLION MEONESIAN DOLLARS TO CRIMINAL; GOVERNMENTAL PERSONS PROTECTION SERVICE TO BE CREATED
In Meokraud today, while Queen Dasnia was shopping at the above-mentioned Alimart, a person called the Meonesian police, claiming that he had Queen Dasnia hostage. When the police arrived, it appeared as if he did. He requested 1 Million Meonesian Dollars for her release. After giving into his demands, a woman emerged from the front door; however it was not Queen Dasnia. It was a woman part of the scheme, who started shooting police officers nearby. After killing 18 police officers, and injuring 32, she was shot. Unfortunately, when she was shot, a bomb exploded where she was standing. It is assumed she was wearing an explosive vest that would detonate when shot. The man who claimed to have taken Queen Dasnia hostage escaped and we still have no idea who he is. This incident made clear the need for a Governmental Persons Protection Service to protect and monitor the people of the government. Meonesian citizens may apply for the service at any time.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: Axeol Pooqlioe
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