Premier League 2023-2024

[Winston Gray]

Leave your predictions for the 2023-2024 EPL season here.

[Winston Gray]

Here are my predictions:

1. Man City. They might have lost Mahrez and Gundogan but Haaland is too good to not win. Another year of dominance is on the way.

2. Newcastle. That Saudi oil money is really doing something, and I think they’ll continue to get better.

3. Man United. They’re starting to catch up to Man City, and the glory of the old days should keep coming back. Maybe if they got rid of the Glazers they’d win for once.

4. Arsenal. After taking the Community Shield, they look like they’ll make the top 4 again this year.

5. Brighton. I think another surprise season is coming. Maybe they’ll make the UCL in 24-25.

6. Tottenham. Maybe Spurs will do something this year instead of disappoint like last year.

7. Liverpool. I predict that playing in the Europa League will be somewhat demoralizing, and they will have an even more disappointing season this year.

8. Wolves. Idk why, but maybe this season, stuff will change.

9. Chelsea. Another extremely disappointing season is coming unless they figure out how to spend money well.

10. Brentford. The Hornets will continue to do damage here and there but the season as a whole will be mediocre as usual.

11. Aston Villa. Nothing spectacular in store for them this season, but nothing terrible either.

12. Everton. Contrary to somewhat popular belief, I think they’ll make something of a bounce back this year.

13. Crystal Palace. Another one of those teams who’s kinda just hanging around but not making too much noise.

14. West Ham. For whatever reason, I predict a disappointing season for them.

15. Bournemouth. Nothing too different from last year, but they’ll stay up comfortably.

16. Luton. They were able to substantially beef up their lineup, so I think they have what it takes to stay up.

17. Nottingham. This year, I think they will barely escape relegation again.

18. Fulham. I just don’t think this’ll be their year.

19. Sheffield. I predict another normal season for them, relegation, then promotion, then relegation, promotion, and so on.

20. Burnley. Not their year either, I don’t think they have it in them. Back to the Championship.

[Hemingway]

1. Manchester City. They have Gvardiol on their team, plus Haaland. Definetly winning

2. Liverpool. Although they SUCKED last season, I think they'll challenge for the title

3. Arsenal. Declan Rice,  Kai Havertz, atleast 3rd.

4. Manchester United. They should get back on track with Rashford and HOJLUND!!

5. Newcastle. They got 4th last season. VERY COOL

6. Spurs. Come on. It's my favorite club. Hopefully Richarlison can replace Kane.

7. Aston Villa. Unai Emery will definetely have another good season with Villa

8. Brighton. With Caicedo and other players leaving, don't know how they'll get higher than 8th.

9. Chelsea. 600 mil for 12th place? Probably not gonna do good this season

10. Brentford. Ivan Toney might just be able to give Brentford 10th

11. West Ham. They lost Declan Rice, but hopefully they can manage

12. Wolves. Neves and Jimenez left. Not gonna do good this season.

13. Crystal Palace. A nice mid table club.

14. Fulham. I believe they can stay up this season.

15. Nottingham. It's Nottingham. What'd you expect?

16. Bournemouth. Eh.

17. Luton. I think they can NARROWLY escape Relegation

18. Everton. The Toffies will finally fall into the relegation

19. Sheffield. Meh. They are Meh. Like Tottenham! But relegated.

20. Burnley. Did good in the Championship, probably not gonna do good tho in the prem