Nepstation: Episode 1

[Eva-Beatrice]

Nepstation!

Neptune: "Howdy, folks. Welcome to the very first episode of Nepstation! This is a new program that offers scintillating info to please players far and wide! The point of this show is to deliver timely news during chapter breaks within the story. From now on, Basilicom TVs will start to air lots of neat segments, like news broadcasts and home shopping junk! Don't miss out on any of it! Anyhoo, let me introduce my very special co-host for today, Blanc - AKA CPU White Heart!"

Blanc: "'Bout time you finished. Though I must ask, shouldn't the airing of the first episode waited? I mean, we haven't even been introduced in the main story yet."

Neptune: "Wow, Blanc. You're a buzzkill as always. It'll be fiiiine. Someone's gotta provide these fine people the news."

Blanc: "Whatever. I guess I should feel honored to be your first co-host, given that today's news is about me, and all..."

Neptune: "That's more like it! Speaking of, today's news is regarding Lowee. Take it away, Blanc!"

Blanc: "Right. For the past year, Lowee has been experiencing a period of tremendous economic growth. The release of our latest console has allowed us to quite literally expand our horizons to places we couldn't have dreamed of. Yesterday, Lowee incorporated the remaining island of Java, as well as the city of Singapore into its territory. With these new demographics, it is our hope to see console sales rise even further."

Neptune: "Wow, Blanc. I'm kinda jealous. I haven't experienced a console launch since 1999. I'm starting to forget how it feels. Well that's it for today! I was your awesome host, Neptune!"

Blanc: "And I was your co-host, Blanc. Until next time..."

Neptune: "Oh, and one last thing. The us on this program have nothing to do with the us in the main game. Thanks for understanding!"