[The sweet release of death]

I'm comin', ya bastard. Hope you saved a few extra spots in hell.

[Extremely graphic image sent via in-game message]

3 hours ago, Madokami said:

GOONs have tried to pull this stuff with our discord server as well in the past

To be fair, it was an improvement over the possibly-illegal content you had in there.

[Discussion regarding DNFJ's bank/vm]

Just now, Mr. Goober said:

Oh the hate. Keep it going buddy. 

>KT
Keep posting those remove kebab and vlad the impaler memes and telling yourself it's OK because it's an ideology, not a race, DAAAAAD

[Extremely graphic image sent via in-game message]

40 minutes ago, Sphinx said:

Mate this is not NPO, this is exactly the MO of GOONS, they do this sort of s**t. 

I got another one as well, 

Was it Goatse? I swear to God, I told that clownhound to switch to using Lemonparty.

[Can someone fill me in on global war 14?]

On 1/21/2020 at 6:20 PM, Clam said:

I want to know what's going on.

War's over, Alex deleted the alliance banks of the losers and the survivors more or less deleted in protest.
Then Alex mod-edited in money to the winners to replace peace loans they made pre-mass-deletion.

[Discussion regarding DNFJ's bank/vm]

On 2/11/2020 at 2:08 PM, Akuryo said:

Actually the admin was asked to either clarify the rules and compensate Bjorn for the inconsistency, or to stop being dumb and enforce the rules as per his prior precedent.

He did neither, and uses the hilariously weak of excuse of "I didn't realize how much there was." Incompetence should not be relevant factor into properly executing the rules.

Finally, someone else realizes that the administrative decisions are handed down based on "how much the person has made Alex have to do actual work" and "how much money the parties involved have paid into Alex's cookie fund, because he hates fun in most ways relatable to the average person".

[Administration meta interference]

1 hour ago, Deulos said:

Usually what happens with default loans is the nation's or alliances get hit with nukes until the amount of loan is made up in infra lost. Your method is not welcome nor appreciated because it creates money that normally wouldn't be in the game.

My old crew and you had a lot of bad blood, but it's telling that you're out here and making it clear that @Alex is full of pig manure despite it being said old crew that ate it and died.

 

40 minutes ago, Bartholomew Roberts said:

Anyone else think it’s ironic that the elite bankers are swaying legal decisions in PnW?

 

this is a very accurate political sim.

Exactly. Alex will bend, break, and rewrite the rules to keep the biggest whales happy and paying.
NPO and their allies' big crime wasn't cheating, or some BS with mangas, it was not paying Alex huge fistfuls of cold hard American cash and trying to make him work on community moderation - including, horror of horrors, pointing out that donators were doing things which were bad for community health.

So, yeah. I'd tell our Fearless Leader to suck it, but I don't think he'd even be able to get that right.

[Hot new trick: Just change your offshore's name every time you're about to lose a war.]

Just now, Emperor Ice said:

This seems like a very significant exploit. Why wouldn't Alex want to patch that? @Alex

First, while it is significant it's not commonplace, and second, the people most recently affected are people Alex wants to remove but somehow hasn't seen fit to ban en masse.

[Hot new trick: Just change your offshore's name every time you're about to lose a war.]

Bonus points if you successfully get somebody's bank raided by joining their AA, firing off war decs at soon as you're authed, leaving the alliance and letting the beige stack

Just now, Neodymium said:

Bonus points if you successfully get somebody's bank raided by joining their AA, firing off raid war decs as soon as you're authed, leaving the alliance and letting the beige stack.
That also works, by the way!

 

 

[[DoB] A declaration from Green Protection Agency]

Does this mean no more 40oz Fridays?

[[DoE] So Glad You Made It Out Of The Weeds ...]

It's good to be here, as the Baseball Minster and Junior Warbler Wrangler for Bird Weed.
You're so so welcoming, all of you. I'm really touched.

[Wizconsin - New Country Looking for alliance]

Don't feel obligated to jump right into an alliance from the word go, but do around and try to get into an alliance by the time you hit your fifth city or so.
I'd say that you should consider three things when looking for an alliance - your play style, the alliance community, and the ongoing politics the alliance is in.
First off, your play style. If you don't like war, joining a raiding-focused alliance is a poor idea, for instance. If you want help with city builds, joining an alliance that has pre-fabricated suggested builds might be for you.
Second, there's the matter of an alliance's community. Every community has a different feel to it - The Opus Dei bloc has very different social norms, for instance, than the newly-formed bloc they're currently at war with. It's important that you feel comfortable with your alliance comrades.
Finally, there's the matter of ongoing politics. There's a global war on right now, so joining a combatant alliance such as Pantheon or The Immortals fight be biting off too much at once. This is up to you, though - if you want to sign with, say, NPO or Bird Weed while they're at war and jump into the deep end, that's your call.
I hope you find an alliance that fits for you.

- Ned Sexaginta, Mojavian Premier

[Anti-Semetic nation desc, slogan]

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=160260

Description literally specifies the nation as being run by an infamous and wordfiltered German fascist party, country slogan is "Arbiet macht frei".