George Lewis

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So pun, much joke, wow.

.. Mother of God, Vlad the IMPLIER is stalking me..

Hi. I'm George Lewis, leader of Arsfarszka. Erm. Hi. Started ten days ago. *Shuffles away*

Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand. As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World

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Arsfarszkan Dictator, George Lewis, steps up onto the podium, looking upon the ruins in the background, behind the entire population of Arsfarszka, "Citizens of Arsfarszka, we are at a horrible point of our history. We are being attacked by three opposing nations, and I have decided to take drastic measures. Today, all men are to take at least two years compulsory military service. Some, if good enough, may be kept for their entire life. If refused, well.. take a look around you. Partial ruins. This is for the better of Arsfarszka. Glory to Arsfarszka." Arsfarszkan citizens looked at eachother, and then all recited the phrase of Arsfarszka, loud and proud, "Glory to Arsfarszka, conquerors of the World."