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At first I was like...
So like I told the alliance...
so...we get all ready and we are like Daddy (TKR) when can we go in!? And they tell us to sit on the bench.
so we just keep sitting....
Then I get a letter from Daddy. "ARRGH MIGHT GET YOU!" so I'm like.........
But the pirates don't come............nobody comes........and we are beyond bored
things start to happen
Daddy when is the war gonna be over?
Daddy when can we fight someone?
Daddy when can we do something?
Daddy what is the word?
End result
Just a bunch of blue balls
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