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Nathan I

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  1. Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.
    As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

    Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
    So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.



    While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of the "garbage" and he saw Larry milking a sagging set of pudding and something sticky and something called fried kibbeh which was not good.



    Larry lost his children when he sold them for 500

  2. wait. i think i've read somewhere that EoS intentionally  got their !@#$ kicked  distracted TAC, so that other guys can build up and surprise the naive TAC. it was all part of the grand plan.

     

    Another war starting? Geez weez... sigh

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