[Post here about how much you enjoy the current war/state of events]

I hAvE sO mUcH fUn iN tHiS gAmE

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Your post is very confusing, I'm not sure how to respond. Most people shouldn't ban people for no reason though, so it's probably something you said or did. Maybe check with their leader instead?

[Changes to military units and attacks.]

1 hour ago, Prefontaine said:

Requesting thread lock. Clearly thread has been derailed by people who are unable to follow simple instructions. Will simply continue without public input and simply inquire privately to informed individuals. 

So if people disagree with you then the thread is no longer civil?

[Changes to military units and attacks.]

7 minutes ago, Prefontaine said:

That's a poll with the same 3 options. Mine is a poll with 3 different options. I stopped reading after this point because I've got to go.

3 different options:
1.  Nerf planes

2.  Nerf planes

3. Nerf planes

yeah...

 

'Planes are currently the only unit type which can attack other unit types giving them an advantage over other unit types. Please review the options in the OP and vote accordingly on how to balance the issue'

Please note that this is a leading question (or poll), 'Vote accordingly on how to balance the issue' suggests that because they give an advantage over other units, they have to be balanced. That might be true, but it also might not be. You are also implying that your solutions are the only way to balance this. 

 

[Exploiting a Naval glitch doesn't make you a better player]

Can we just agree that Alex needs to fix his game lol

[A Clouded, Dusty Vision]

[[Treaty] Hello there]

20 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said:

Actually, DB will never defend people so it's more of a protectorate agreement

Good joke

 

[[Treaty] Hello there]

Dark Atom 

 

Preamble

Church of Atom and Dark Brotherhood enter into this treaty of mutual defense and optional aggression.

 

Article I: Non Aggression

Church of Atom and Dark Brotherhood, referred to hereafter the signatories, come together as friends, and shall make no hostile act against one another. It is agreed to handle any issues between them in private.

 

Article II: Intelligence

Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. If either signatory alliance collects intelligence regarding a security breach or a credible threat concerning the other signatory alliance, the acquiring signatory alliance will convey all pertinent information in their possession to the other signatory alliance.

 

Article III: Aid

The signatories are encouraged to share technological and monetary assistance with the other if requested.

 

Article IV: Mutual Non-Chaining Defense & Optional Aggression

Should either signatory comes under attack, the other signatory pledges all necessary support. This support is waived should it become necessary due to a signatory's obligations towards, or actions undertaken on behalf of a third party. Each signatory also has the option of fighting aggressively alongside the other.

 

Article V: Cancellation

Should either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty, it may be cancelled at any time with proper notification to the other alliance, followed by 72 hours. After the 72 hours have passed, the treaty is nullified.

 

Signed for Church of Atom:

 

His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II

 

Primus Inter Pares - Keza Purple

 

Cardinals:

Cardinal Patrick Stewart

Cardinal Soxirella

 

Signed for Dark Brotherhood:

 

Listeners: Yoda, Chezstick

Speakers: GeneralJon, Spooky Boi, Oh Hweng Jo

Silencers: CCJK, Derp Derp

Executioners: Louis, Shoba, xSiaNx, Francis Underwood

 

[Let's do this thing Right!]

This rant is even longer than mine

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

1 hour ago, Akuryo said:

You entered... Because of terms?

Right so, that's actually even more pathetic, that you have to be forced and arm twisted to not do nothing.

We could easily have rejected those terms. Ever thought about why we agreed upon the terms when it would just mean more fighting? yeah. We were coming to the point where our upper tiers have dropped so much infra they were in the range of GoG's mid tier (wonder why), but I think Olorin/Yoda had some connections with Seeker.

47 minutes ago, Pop said:

So GotG forcibly pressed DB into service? That's hilarious.

Not so much GotG as HS + t$

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

11 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said:

So our peace terms on DB will be to attack NPO and allies right?

tell me another joke pls

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

2 minutes ago, Spooky Boi said:

No, Jimmy, I don't think we are.

shit don't expose me

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

4 minutes ago, Akuryo said:

If you want words of encouragement then grow a pair and do something dangerous and risky. Instead of riding in on coattails well after the ball has ended to complain that then sneer and laugh at your buffoonery.

Right so, we entered this war as part of some terms, and yes the war is probably almost over, but we really are trying to revamp our approach when it comes to war and stuff. So, just bear with us. This is just one small step for DB, just still a step nonetheless. If you want to be toxic, go ahead, I can't stop you, but know that we're actually trying to do stuff here.

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

1 minute ago, Inst said:

This is just unnecessary and hilarious.

I couldn't agree more.

 

21 minutes ago, Artzotzka said:

Good luck

Our god and savior has responded.

All hail woomy

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

3 minutes ago, Akuryo said:

Yeah this is honestly just really pathetic. The only time you stop war dodging is when there's no actual Fighting really left.

In our defense, we were war dodging and stuff when the war started but we're trying to actually do stuff and break that reputation. I agree, we're really late, but if all DB gets is negative comments, it ain't gonna break the cycle. 

 

all praise the woomy

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

1 minute ago, Cypher said:

Our wars with DB wasn’t to lower their infra to offset any further net damage debates.

you sure bout that? 

 

It actually wasn't, they just wanted to be nuked

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

Just now, CitrusK said:

Wait DB is in GW 14? More loot! Thanks guys! Much love.

 

A Lonely Man

no problem, glad to be of assistance

 

inklings are my best friend

[[DoW] DB's first forum post in like what]

 

Yes, we know we are 3 months late to this party. Yes, we know half the alliances have already exited the war. That ain’t gonna stop us from joining this war though.

 

On accords of peace terms with Penitus Oculatus and that other Marvel themed alliance, DB is now joining Global War 14 with the memesphere. 

Now, I expect some questions. What is DB? Who is this guy? Why are we still reading this post? Well, I’m not gonna answer any of them, so yeah. 

 

Tl;dr enjoy my 103 words rant on how we were forced coerced into joining the global war.

 

DB loves splatoon

 

[If I put NPO in the title will this thread be 30 pages?]

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