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No, no, bby. You have been misled. It's the buses that are stupid. Snakes are helpful creatures.
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Nice!
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One day
Care to elaborate, Caillou? Because it sounds like you are calling someone a paper tiger.
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I'm more than happy to ignore your advice, and anyone else that is in Mensa to be honest, You guys aren't exactly the most loved alliance now are you?
Mensa <3
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Enjoy retirement, Lord Frostsword. I enjoyed our IRC convos when you were leader.
Good luck to the new BoC.
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Good to see you guys making adjustments as needed. Long live Galactic Empire.
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Grats on your treaty. Power to the people.
o/ Rose
o/ WTF
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o/ MadMax
o/ The Speaker
o/ candles
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Congratulations to you, Emmad, on achieving the top leadership position in UPN. Also, congratulations to all new UPN government members on their new roles.
Enjoy retirement, Hans and Saru. I have to admit that I see you two as inseparable since you have been in power since I joined Orbis. It imagine you living in a little apartment together like that old, classic tv show the Odd Couple now, haha.
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Congratulations to you both!
o/ The Chola
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A Treaty to Nowhere
Article I - Parties
The parties to this treaty shall be The King's Parliament (TKP) and the Syndicate (tS). Having reviewed the demographics of the treaty web, we have found an acute deficit of treaties around the Syndicate region therefore TKP and tS have made the following agreement.
Article II - Non-Aggression
TKP has been a valued business unit of tS and has demonstrated its readiness to enter a joint venture at this juncture. The parties agree not to commit acts of corporate espionage, takeovers or other acts of aggression against each other. This includes not participating in plans or publicly making statements against one another in any media.
Article III - Intelligence Sharing
The parties agree to share information and competitive intelligence with one another. In particular, each party is obliged to inform the other of information or intelligence and any aspect of the corporate environment that directly relates to the safety and security or strategic decisions of the other as soon as possible.
Article IV - Mutual Defense
The parties agree that they are obligated to assist one another if either is the subject of an attack. However, this clause shall become optional if the attack is the result of the other party activating or acting pursuant to another treaty.
Article V - Optional Aggression
The parties agree that the other may assist in aggressive actions taken by one party but there is no obligation to so assist.
Article VI - Cancellation
Either party may cancel this treaty by giving the other party notice in writing. The cancellation shall be effective 72 hours after that notice.
Signed for the Syndicate,
Board of Directors:
Jessica Rabbit, Director of Accounting
Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources
Z, Director of Acquisitions
tim armstrong, Director of Marketing
Supervisory Committee:
Aleccs, Supervisor of Accounting
Ivan the Red, Supervisor of Accounting
Flame of the Flawed, Supervisor of Human Resources
Consultants:
Manthrax
Tsar Nicholas II
Zhen
Critters
Partisan
Signed for The King's Parliament,
King: William Mannax
The House of Lords:
Lord of Jurisprudence: Gavin
Lord of the Exchequer: Solo Man
Lord of War: Blue Marvel
Lord of the Seas: Emperor Ifee II
Lord of Foreign Affairs: Li Long
The House of Commons:
Member of Parliament of Jurisprudence: Ratbag
Member of Parliament of War: Alex Windsor
Member of Parliament of the Seas: Danial Shiakh
Member of Parliament of the Exchequer: Jenis
Member of Parliament of Foreign Affairs: Jax Holly
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Congratulations to Jacob. Steady as she goes!
o/ Ogaden
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Congrats to you both. See you out there!
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Congratulations to you both. May your skin be smooth and supple.
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Take all my monies and bring me back more monies pls, k? Seriously dude I miss you!
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Thanks for the well wishes I've received on this news. I am honored to be a part of the best corporation in Orbis. Congrats to Zed and Jessica Rabbit on their promotions, as well as to Boony, Manthrax, and Partisan in their cushy new consulting engagements. For profit!
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Welcome, El Chola. Cheers to friendship and profit!
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*awkward*
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Congratulations to you both
May your pack by strong and fierce.
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I vote for Pfeiffer to perform Danger Zone in a Green Lantern Suit.
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But... I'm vegetarian
Tell the whole scandalous truth. When you did eat meat you didn't even like bacon. *gasp*
Also, congrats to both parties. o/
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Welcome! Great choice for protectors.
Have fun out there.
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An announcement regarding Terminus Est, The $yndicate and foreign hostility
in Alliance Affairs
Posted · Edited by Tim Armstrong
I guess I need to update my wardrobe now as the dress code is likely to change.