TKR - "we are protecting Orbis from Arrgh by declaring all out war"
Arrgh Captains - "Nice weather we are having, its nice of TKR to bring the loot to us, I mean its hard work looking for targets every single day"
Couple of days later.....
TKR - "We never lose a war"
Arrgh Captains - "This is a war? I dont even have my defensive slots filled, arrgh, these foreigners have a weird idea of war hey mateys!"