[A Soft Word on the Gentle Breeze....Peace.]

No NAP for Arrgh....for either "side".

You also have Arrgh in a dress...

Not that I need a CB for anything...

[Walk The Plank (ROH)]

Oh. Apparently we are at "war". Well alright then. I thought it was a Saturday.

[Literal Swamp Propaganda 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I suggest you use your time to purchase a vital defense system.

Also

I find your devotion to this Shrek theme alarming.

Also Also

Please make sure not to beige me my friend...48 turns remain but i'll send the next one your way in a few hours. Let's do five!

or 4..i'm not good at math. 

[Walk The Plank (ROH)]

So much passion and opinion in this thread....

"The phony tough and the crazy brave" as Private Joker once said...

Let's just all have a champagne jam.

[6/28/2020 - War Slot Filling, Removing Beige]

Just bring back perma-fortify and we don't have to worry about beige.

Also

Let's run this test-server style and give a MAP every hour instead of every two. It would make things twice as fast (if i ran my figures correctly) and discourage sleep in overly obsessed players, which in turn could lead to sleep-deprivation-insanity, which cures cancer via rapid-onset death (world-record was 11 days if anyone wants to give it a go).

or

Keep beige as it is (was) and ignore people that whine about slot-filling unless they "donate" a credit or two..you know..."kick a buck if you're able".

or also 

Change the color from beige to purple. I don't know what this solves but it's less harmful than destroying a core part of the combat system.

Also or

Everyone is going to have an opinion or a gripe or a complaint or another word that means the same thing as a gripe or a complaint. Put beige back in effect for now, stop kowtowing (never used that word in a sentence before, so i'm feeling powerful) to people who think they can run the game better than you and tell them to design, implement and run their own MMO if they don't like this one.

Jesus man. You're the god of Orbis. Conduct yourself as most gods do: Remain silent, accept praise and only speak in Earthquake and/or Tsunami when angered. 

 

 

 

 

[[Disband]The Last Drops of Koolaid]

Damn shame. 

[Theory of a Dead Man]

Hello Orbis, Raoul Duke here, Co-Co-Leader of The Horsemen and verified compulsory beiger.

Glad to be a part of this nonsense again and looking forward to blowing up at least 14 more imaginary tanks before I over-extend and lose my illusory air force.

But

What kind of quagmire is this? Both sides appear to believe they are fighting for the existence of the game. Both sides love giving orders and pretending they are General Patton. Both sides believe the other is the villain.

Orbis has become Earth without the real smell of blood or the real pain of death (full disclosure: I've never died but I have seen it. Looks unpleasant.)

As always, this could be settled with a virtual handshake and a mandatory "good game" but the powers that remain will continue to whip their followers into a frenzy and demand allegiance and compliance for some goal which is never really defined.

This isn't WWIII. This is a group of boys (and maybe 4 chicks) who are using their thumbs or index fingers to do the same thing every politician on the actual earth does: Manipulate, spin and control.

Chill out you savages.

Roquentin isn't the Great Satan.

Adrienne isn't the harbinger of the apocalypse.

We're all just people pretending to blow each other up for stats and pride.

 

Alright I have to go air strike UPN for some reason.

 

 

[[DOW] TR Sparks Boogaloo With Opus Dei]

It's amazing the conflict that can be created in a world of unlimited resources when you give the players the option to kind of kill one another.

 

 

[Official nominations for PnW Awards - Alliance Category]

Alliance of the Year: NPO

Most Powerful Alliance in 2019: NPO

Best Fighters: Mythic

Best Themed Flag for a Holiday in 2019: NPO

Most Active Alliance: Mythic

Best Government Line-Up:

Best Rookie Alliance: The Immortals

Most Honorable: WTF

Most Likely to Succeed in 2020: TKR

Best Forums: WTF

Best Discord: KT

Best Alliance Page: TCW

Most Controversial Alliance: NPO

Best Alliance for New Players: The Immortals

Best Economic System: The Immortals 

Most Missed Alliance from 2019: The Originals 

Best Re-brand: COS

Scariest Alliance: N/A

Best Alliance Ad: Arrgh

[Our Mythical Friends]

33 minutes ago, AppealDenied said:

Mythic is going to eat you up and spit you out. No contest.

This is a browser game.

[Our Mythical Friends]

Yep tender. Come get some.

[Our Mythical Friends]

Well yeah Hope, it's stratergercal.

[Our Mythical Friends]

[DOW]

Now look Orbis. This is just micro drama and all that. So just go back to your world wide war.

Mythic raids: We absord the pain. Our allies absorb the pain. 

Rinse and repeat but what the hey, let's have some fun. Let's just get semi crazy.

What if, we don't just take the pain?

What if we kill a couple thousand tanks and 7 soldiers?

So, The Horsemen (totally peaceful and prone to tending to bauxite yields) declare war on the Mythical type fellas.

Feels like an Arrgh war circa 2017 doesn't it?

Short and sweet my friends, my thumbs are drunk again.

 

 

 

[Nerf Baseball Earnings]

Um...How about just leave it alone?

Has there been a vocal majority of players, demanding you nerf Baseball?

Is that the highest priority thing out there?

Do you enjoy frustrating the people that play your game and in my case, donate to your game?

Why even ask us? No one who plays baseball wants you to nerf it...the rest of the people don't play it, so what's the issue?

In the last two and a half years i have been playing this game you have added two projects, made a few cosmetic changes and threatened to nerf baseball.

That's about it.

Why not develop the game instead of taking away a portion of the game some people enjoy and others don't care about?

[Hello]

Been a while...

[Help from War]

The game is supposed to be fun man. 

This is a long haul game. 

You obviously don't want to quit, so dont quit.

There are different types of leaders and different types of alliances. 

Roquentin is a hands on leader and probably the best in the game (despite our checkered history). He's in it, every minute.

Sweet Ronny D surrounded himself with competent people and you can tell he's passionate about the game.

The Hippo is charismatic and logical.

But these people have to have people they trust and like them, who have the same idea.

You have painted yourself into a bit of a corner but the paint dries eventually. 

Just chill out man. 

Join an alliance. Contribute. You're not good at inspiring loyalty but you might be one day.

Back to my Heinekens.

 

[Generational Divide]

I am an old person. How may I listen to these programs? I am not hip nor radical and I primarily play this game on a fully restored commodore 64. Please help the elderly of Orbis participate in the youth culture.

[8/30/2019 - Additions to the Game Rules]

New rule: Everytime I get a 504 notification, I am refunded one half of one fourth of a third of a credit I have "donated".

[Anthony's Flying Circus]

Protip: Only use your own multi as your heir. Cuts down on shenanigans.

[KERCHTOG WITHDRAWS FROM THE WAR]

Finally a lasting peace and an end to needless conflict. 

Now we can all instead work together in a 9000 nation cooperative baseball league, spamming til our hearts are content...infinite cash..everyone just getting-right-along...bygones are finally bygones...

40 cities and 10,000 infra will now be the new norm and we can all agree 90 windmills is the way to go...

When peace becomes tiresome, we will simply delete our own nations and the server will go quiet....our own final version of Nirvana finally a reality...but we won't know it...as we will be somewhere out in the sun

[How long will this war go on for?]

Well, I made it through 27 pages. 

Something about TKR and NPO or something.

I think i saw the word "obfuscated". I don't know what that means but i like it in theory and i'm immediately going to buy two of them.

The constitution of the United States of America is 4,543 words but this is definitely better.

 

[Always & Forever]

Well go for it. I think I waited 30 days or so to announce our existence..maybe 172..I misremember. Protip: immediately declare on Acadia to let Orbis know you're serious...no idea why I chose Acadia..no more drunken forum posts..I promise after this one.

[Beer and Poptarts with some coal sprinkled on top]

I would prefer more posts of this ilk. This is a game for fun correct? Who doesnt like coal? 

[Horse-Farkers Inc.]

Hello Orbis,

Again

Those Fark fellas (upon closer inspection) seem to be mighty fine and as such we decided to forego the courting period and just go ahead and get hitched with a totally platonic-full-old-fashioned MDOAP.

If you're reading this, I'm guessing you know what that means and I don't have to list 9 articles that don't mean much.

Basically Horsemen help Fark.

Fark help Horsemen.

Until we have a scandalous falling out and WTF nukes us both.

Along with WTF we will now be known as The Blood-Death-Scary-Nefarious-intentioned World-Farking-Horse-Force-men.

The above name is still in the beta stage but in the meantime we will just be three separate alliances not hellbent on Orbisian domination.

Signed for The Horsemen:

Jesus

The Ghost of Chris Farley

Signed for Fark:

Some guy named Chuck

1997 version of Jennifer Anniston 

 

[Bloody Horsemen]

1 hour ago, Ryan1 said:

Good riddance. It's about time that someone regained control of their minds.



Reminder that Horsemen exited the war than re-entered in Knightfall, so don't be surprised if they reuse the tactic.

No. We didn't. We were there from the first blitz to the last.