[Name this war too.]

GPA's Bizarre Adventure

[Mensa does something again]

[OOC slander, grieving.]

 

Pictured: the thickness of Partisan's skin.

 

 

But seriously, unless you're holding some far worse chat log in reserve, there's no doubt in my mind that Nicholas Saint had 0 intention of insinuating you're actually an IRL sex offender. That was just banter, a ridiculous joke that can't be taken seriously. You want a ban for that? You're right about needing a break.

[Name that War!]

Steve and the City 2

Steve II: Cruise Control
Steve Trek: Into Darkness

Steve's War: The Stevequel

Steve Buscemi and the Chatlog of Secrets

The Lord of The Steves: The Two Nation Sims

Steve Wars: Episode 2 - Revenge of the Steves

An Unexpected Journey, Part Two: The Desolation of Steve

[P&F: Politics and Farmville]

In most cases if they left during a war, I'd consider them untrustworthy.

 

It seems logical in theory to let untrustworthy players in because they can still serve as meat shields and tax farms for no cost.

 

But in practice, it seems like the alliances who inflate their stats like that without the real power to back it up get crushed every time.

 

Maybe it's because they look much more threatening than they really are and get ganged up on. Maybe having so many bad members just breeds malaise inside the alliance and drives good members away.

 

If I had an alliance and my only goal in this game was to get the most cities for me and my friends, only then would I do it.

[Stats for the stats god!]

I guess Fraggle won Politics and War when she came up with the zero infra farming and nuking build. No one could damage her, she could occasionally launch a nuke and damage other people, thus she could only win and never lose.

[War Web]

Someone made this and put it on the wiki a while ago:

https://tools.britanniapw.com/map

[Cornerstone Announcement]

 

Kangaroo Sounds

No

 

Ducks say quack

And fish go blub

and the seal goes ow ow ow...

But there's one sound

that no one knows...

What does the kangaroo say?!

 

 

OOC OOC OOC OOC OOC OOC OOC

 

[Rules Clarification]

Create an alliance called "Steve Jail", or "Kangaroo Zoo", set the taxes to 100%/100%, and make him agree to stay in it for a month :3

[Arrgh Sails again]

"Arrgh will no longer raid UPN, DEIC, NAC, VE, Polaris, or Rose....This is in force for one year."

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSX9FPtNkfU

[Valar Jemis, Valar Dohaeris! For Steve!]

Nah, t$ is boring. We will first merge with Rose, then leave them and merge with Sparta. After that, when sparta fights a war, we will leave and join TEst saying "We were looking for more war"

😂😂😂😂

☠Not REKT

☑ REKT

[The Knights Radiant Declaration of War]

We started building up due to a credible threat against us and if that didn't pan out we were gonna roll GPA. Shit changed though.

 

[Name that War!]

NPO's First Time ♥

[NK hugs]

If GPA is letting themselves get bullied, they're weak, let's roll them. If GPA are being bullies that's not very neutral, I think they should be rolled. The point is, roll GPA.

[In defense of neutrality]

Politics and War is a competitive game about politics and war.

 

The fun of this game comes from building alliances, making friends and crushing enemies, doing anything to get the edge in an endless struggle for supremacy.

 

But what happens when the best way to 'win', the best way to reach the #1 spot, is to abandon all of that and sit around playing Farmville? No, not even Farmville - !@#$ing slow motion Cookie Clicker.

 

Then we're in an absurd situation. The exciting struggle of politics and war has no point, because it doesn't make you more dominant, and dominance has no point, because it's just a high score in a garbage game of Cookie Clicker. As neutrals prosper, everyone else must slowly becomes more of a pixel hugger in order to maintain their position in a game that we all care less about every day, until finally we log out and leave our 30 cities and 150,000 infra to gather dust in a dead game that we spent years logging in to but never once played.

 

Neutrals are like a virus or a cancerous tumor. If they're not fought against, they have the power to grow and spread, and take over and strangle the whole system.

Exterminate them all. Exterminate them as early as possible.

 

[NK War Name Suggestions]

Pixelgeddon

[NK hugs]

GPA could have tried negotiating for small regular protection payments instead of a big lump sum.

[NK hugs]

 

 

[NK War Name Suggestions]

Pixelnacht

[NK War Name Suggestions]

How about GPAyday 2: The Heist?

[NK War Name Suggestions]

The wiki article is up, and someone named it the Green Winter War.

 

It's still early but I think we can do better than that. Post suggestions here, anything that gets a few likes will be put in the final poll later.

 

My suggestion: Apeman's 11

 

 

[NK hugs]

It's not so bad, GPA.

You have a very nice nuke flag. <3

 

 

 

[Should Alex change his name back to Sheepy?]

Ya know, I was totally gonna do that and you beat me to it.

 

Probs for the best that you took it since no one knows who tf you are and now you can call yourself "the guy who pretended to be Sheepy once" after you change your name back and become a nobody again.

 

It's okay, "Salty" and "Saltopia" are still available.

[5/25/2016 - Espionage, More VIP Stuff, Re-branding]

 

Sheepy is ours now.

ðŸ‘

Followers of this antipope Alex are heretics. They will be excommunicated from Baaism.

ðŸ‘

Repent and return to the True Flock. This is your only chance!

 

 

And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost!

I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

[Fraggle Rock Land Valuation]

You'd have to have guys jump on every defensive slot immediately, otherwise Fraggle can just leave his alliance and let himself get beiged by a raider.