[I was late?]

Inb4 he says "for Steve". 

the mods said he's not allowed to anymore, that's why I set it up

[I was late?]

But what did you make this alliance for?

[War Keeps Expanding (USU, Avansies, GCB, NPO)]

NPO's average score is too low. The micros think you're one of them.

[Black Knights extort / blackmail their members]

I keep a list of all aid my alliance ever gave me in a dossier. If I ever left it would all go back in the bank. That's just how things are done in p&w.

[ESD Halloween Contest]

Hippo= hippo

Witch king = blue knight

Robomonkey = climate change

Riza = pencil

Max = satan

Mastrianni = nurse

Manatee = american psycho 

 

This again then, but with Mastrianni and Riza switched.

[ESD Halloween Contest]

Lel not a pencil m8

 

You're #2 in ESD and that's a #2 pencil. This contest is a FARCE

[ESD Halloween Contest]

Hippo= hippo

Witch king = blue knight

Robomonkey = climate change

Riza = pencil

Max = satan

Mastrianni = nurse

Manatee = american psycho 

[Name the War 2.0]

Hunger Games would be a perfect name if the food production thing was unique to this war, but it's going to happen in every global war from now on.

 

The Silent War seems to be catching on in practice. I can't tell if it refers to the lack of war declarations, or if it's an ironic name because of the massive amount of arguing that went on. The NPO situation alone was nearly 70 pages in various threads. Either way I don't really like it.

 

Ground Zero combines a joke about the all-aircraft strategy and all the nuking, I think it's alright.

[Imperial Decree from the New Pacific Order]

Sometimes I get drunk, and read everyone else's posts wondering if they're drunk too, and all the politics in this game make perfect sense for a little while.

[Name the War 2.0]

The Half-Cocked War.

[KKK DoE]

Hey, give them a chance. Don't carry grudges about previous KKK organizations into P&W.

[You All Can Stop Now]

;~;

 

My posting rights.

 

 

I'll miss you greatkitteh. Until the next war starts and you start making 2 word posts every 5 minutes, then I'll be sick of you again.

[You All Can Stop Now]

 

 

 

 

 

[Dear BK and NPO]

We started a text war?

 

A text war for what? What is the text war for?

[Stumbling Drunkenly Through The Forest of International Affairs]

If there's anything those infra huggers at Mensa fear, it's nukes.

[TEst Occupation]

     Really! What do you hope to gain from this "occupation"? The leaders of Terminus Est are just mad that we refused to fly the stupid flag that they wanted us to. What fools! I don't care about your stupid occupation, and will build as many missiles as I want to. (I know the missile rule doesn't apply to me because I don't have 2000 points, but whatever) 

 

It's a pretty cool flag, and it seems to me like the missile rule applies below 2000 score. 

[Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?]

Orange you glad there weren't reps?

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

The day NPO joined the game, people in IRC were talking about it and I had to ask what (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) was. 

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

I did what? But I thought I was our econ guy and also that I was on vacation for the last week or so. HOW AM I DOING THESE THINGS?!

 

There's a reason why you're BK's sacred, pure, and iconic jewel. 

[RIP]

TKR is protecting GPA 2.0

 

It started out small. We caught the The Syndicate sneaking around outside the school and they said they were doing paper, and asked us if we wanted to try some.

One thing led to another and soon we were doing paper on pretty much a monthly basis. We told ourselves that we were just doing it for political reasons, to build relationships, stuff like that.

Pretty soon all we could think about was our next fix. We were doing paper you've never even heard of - NAEPS, temporary protectorates. NK tried to stage an intervention, they said they'd rather leave than watch us circle down the drain any farther. We said fine.

NPO left too. It was an ugly breakup. They said they couldn't be with someone who would choose paper over them. By that point we didn't care, we were just glad we didn't have to hide it anymore.

Now, we could go on about the downsides, but what you have to understand is that the rush is indescribable. Negotiating it, uploading the flags, pasting in the signatures. Posting it on the OWF and watching the likes roll in. It makes buying a city or winning a war feel like nothing. Once you experience it, you can never go back.

As this point we're resigned to what we are, paper addicts. But there are lines we won't cross. We're not going to sign any ODPs. We're not going to treaty TLF. Things could be a lot worse. We get through the day just like anyone else. When you see us announce another treaty, please don't judge. That's all I've got to say.

[RIP]

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

20/10 taxes, no military requirements, and BK protection is pretty good. The New Pacific Order is going to have to start vetting its applicants to make sure they aren't just trying to get into New Prisoners Order.

[Kemal's Guide on How to Git Gud]

Net damage doesn't matter, only the time it takes to pay off and the time it takes to get blown up. If I buy a huge stack of infra and it somehow manages to survive for a year, and then I fight another guy who sat at 1000 infra the whole time, he'll do more damage in the war, but I'll still be richer. I've never gone two months without getting my infra annihilated though, the highest I ever built to was 1600.   

[Dear BK and NPO]

Greatkitteh is the greatest NPO martyr of them all. He stays in his alliance even though they don't let him post on the OWF during peacetime.

[Over-Moderation?]

Do mods on this forum really lock threads because they're too interesting? Or can I shut down any discussion on this forums I don't like by posting a little bit of spam and derailment?