Foxburo has declared war on Bacon and TV today[1][2]. This in a recent effort to help fight obesity, as well as help recover some disputed dosh and territory from the enemies of freedom loving pirates everywhere. President Fox Fire has declared that Bacontopia will be pushed back from Arrgh territory and all of it's remaining dosh and swine meat seized.
Minister of defense Kalakov had this to say in a pres conference earlier today:
Bacon and TV have been notorious for making people fat and stupid for decades, however the government claims they are showing a slightly defiant attitude, claiming to have done nothing wrong yet seemingly refusing to accept simple peace terms and expressing deep hatred of the homosexual citizens of Arrgh. However the government assures everyone that relieving these nations of dosh will solve the crisis and everyone will be safe once more.
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