Cannabis, dead politicians, frothy and voluminous bukkake all over a pirate's face, raping pirates during an internet live-stream, crying pirates, dead pirates, pirates stuffed full of dicks, pirates eating a bag of dicks, pirates with small dicks (AKA all pirates), "Minarchy", my hot asian girlfriend, Dota 2, Diablo 3 ROS, Elder Scrolls series, economics, classical liberalism, stand-up comedy, dicks, and !@#$ my non-existent cat. You decide how serious I am about each thing.