[The Orbis Oracle (TOO): Issue 7]

Gave you a new mask on the CS discord in relation to this paper.

 

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

1 hour ago, Lordship said:

For the record, I knew you were kidding. But at least we agree on Ronald Reagan being the Republican GOAT.

True but I don't want to wake up in the morning and find TKR decided to preempt us because of what I said here so I wanted to make sure. And yep.

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

1 hour ago, Lordship said:

What do you mean? You're coming for us?

I will let the Republican God answer that one. 

 

 

In seriousness don't be paranoid Lordship. If we were going to attack you you would be the first person outside of our coalition to find out.  ( I am kidding in the second sentence, your nation is in VM mode anyway)

 

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

6 hours ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

Soon!

Someone take the IQ and TKR flags and put them on this please.

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

Just now, durmij said:

Just a small correction. You have 6 MD level treaties while we have 4. And 5 of yours have a supremacy clause that elevates them over traditional MDs. If you really want to get mad over our ODs and protectorates, then fine, but getting salty that we put ourselves out there for others and have a different approach to relationship progression than you is not very justified. 

I was joking, no salt just felt like cracking a (probably horrible) joke.

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

Though thinking about it maybe we are jealous of Rose and all their treaties so we are trying to make up for it by signing as many as we can. The paper arms race is one full of controversy between the paper powers while there are plenty of hippies like Arrgh that say "Make war, not paper".

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

11 hours ago, Gabranth said:

That was the original idea but I think they've become so infatuated with the idea of taking down EZmode coalition that they've become the very thing they sought to destroy.

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to look at a biggur version: 

https://i.imgur.com/X12PeaC.jpg 

 

Any treaty any member IQ signs is consolidation apparently and ignoring the fact that OWR lost two (non-IQ) treaty allies, left Spectrum, and has an MnDoAP with Lordaeron, who just signed an ODoAP with HS (a decidedly non-IQ alliance). Personally I say Zodiac is making up the difference for OWR's losses in global politics and simply being friends with them (and Zodiac didn't notify any other IQ alliance anyway so it isn't like this is something planned out). But good use of that scene nonetheless.

[Growing White Roses in the garden of Zodiac]

Congratulations to our Zodiac comrades and to the OWR.

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

4 hours ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

Edit: Looks like this was actually the work of their old economics officer robbing their bank and disbanding their alliance. As if his crimes weren't enough already! Still, this does ultimately mean that The Royal Dragons themselves nor their top leader, Epimetheus, were at fault per se. Therefore:

The Department of Opposition hereby RESCINDS its condemnation of The Royal Dragons as a whole, instead CONDEMNS Jacob Smith of New Found Republic, and declares WAR against the New Found Republic*.

*War won't happen until the 12 turn cooldown since the last war expires

 

I decided to use  as my facepalm icon. That is just pathetic for that to happen, best of luck with bombing him.

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

14 hours ago, Epimetheus said:

Actually i would assume i play the role of Italy in this conflict. People say stuff about me, i try to climb a mountain and i eventually become a recognizable entity. Also #!@#$France. +this solution makes sense with Franz stuff. Sir Scarf can be bosnia. give me 2 min to invade lel. oh wait too late. jks

 

Disclaimer: written on phone may appear funnier on Android devices.

 

If only we could go back to before the last war. Then CS, BK, and Zodiac could be Italy and then switch sides to attack our (former) allies as in all fine Italian tradition.

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

1 hour ago, Catsby said:

Yeah ig so...if The Black Hand was a one-man-band of idiots and Franz Ferdinand was assassinated but came back when nobody wanted him to.

World War 11, caused by a reenactment of the cause of World War 1.

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

4 hours ago, Epimetheus said:

Wow i haven't been on the forums...in a very long time. 

Welcome back. The massive piles of salt should be where they usually are

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

Shouldn't this thread have died about 3 pages ago?

 

46 minutes ago, Codonian said:

So this is what the OWF has turned into eh? A cluster!@#$ for irrelevant micro nations !@#$ing about irrelevant micro alliances?... cool

I thought the OWF was always like this when there isn't a war between the major powers going on.

[DoO condemns The Royal Dragons, laughs]

4 minutes ago, evilpiggyfoofoo said:

O boy a micro fight! <3   

Better grab my popcorn.

O w8.... its not even a micro war.... its a "condemnation" 

Back in my day micros would declare war instead of sit around and condemn. What is this? Negotiations with North Korea?

[Roses are white, Avansies are red.]

On an unrelated note BK did you ever sign a peace treaty with Avansies? Not that you should invade them immediately yes you totally should do that but it is interesting to know if that horrific war is technically going on.

[Ayyyy Something Something Something Hey Look a Treaty]

28 minutes ago, durmij said:

 

You people make me sick. Blue rare is the only way to go, and the only acceptable steak sauce is blood.

Rare Asari does sound interesting. Does the blood sauce have to Asari blood or can we use different kinds of blood? 

29 minutes ago, durmij said:

 

Tali is #1 space bae. I the main only reason I didn't play FemShep much was because Tali didn't swing that way.

I definitely agree about Tali, always was fond of her from day one.

[Ayyyy Something Something Something Hey Look a Treaty]

4 hours ago, Edgar Allen Poe said:

Great, instead of doing my school papers I am now thinking about how much I would love a good steak right about now.  Medium rare for me.

[A Hogwarts courtesy warning. You know who you are.]

IQ's talk about this announcement:

 

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Rache - Last Tuesday at 1:11 PM

Curu what did you do?

Curufinwe - Last Tuesday at 1:20 PM
I declared my love for sneks
Apparently Partisan isn't that into me after all

Rache - Last Tuesday at 1:21 PM
Okay nothing to be alarmed about then. Just the usual BK tomfoolery

 

Partisan why must you be so cruel to Curufinwe to reject his feelings like this?

 

[Ayyyy Something Something Something Hey Look a Treaty]

59 minutes ago, durmij said:

Serious question. Who did you romance in 2? I demand answers from all of your gov.

Failure to answer Tali or Garrus will result in a declaration of war.

[Valkyrie Change In Leadership]

How does Valkyrie's democracy work anyway? Was simply wanting to see where it differs from the CS democracy.

[Expected Announcement]

11 hours ago, hadesflames said:

Nothing to see here. Just sacrificing A.I.M to our Lord and Savior Roquentin, blessed be his name and blessed be Pacifica.

[The Orbis Oracle (TOO): Issue 3]

Of course I preach to unsuspecting people! That is the whole reason why I want us to stay in IQ, no one expects us to ambush you, preaching about the way of the easy mode.

[The Arctic Ocean Pact]

Cornerstone congratulates our ally, Acadia, on this upgrade.

[Notice of Cancellation]

3 hours ago, Malal said:

It sure has been a wild ride and our relationship with y'all even predates me. I legitimately can't remember the last time we weren't allied and I hope if our two alliances last another decade, our successors can say the same.

 

Donec iterum ad fratrem

Honestly how I feel about CS and tC with everything. So a toast to extremely old treaties that might get renewed someday in a different game.

 

And also Cornerstone offers condolences, it is hard to see old treaties that has seen a lot come to an end.

[P&W Comics: Episode 25]

2 hours ago, Ripper said:

@Rache Olderen funnily enough... you are not the only one who didn't notice them right away...

I didn't even try to hide them too much.

 

Heck I didn't even notice until I saw it in DragonK's comment about the posters when I was scrolling down.