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Hello Orbis, As a traveler, food enjoyer, etc, etc, etc, there are many places and restaurants that are excellent in Orbis. However, when it comes to steak houses there is one place that really takes the first place spot. Which place am I talking about? That would be MOO's Steak House. Located in South AMerica, they are a DYI place. If you are lost, or need assistance, the wait staff there are super friendly. Especially my favorite waiter, Nashdar. There is a free salt dispencery, which is perfect. I personally like my food with a lot of salt, so that is a bonus in my eyes. The apetizer that I recommend is the copium salad, which is super delicious. The sauce is so creamy and it compliments the salad completely. If you pay an extra fee of $29.99, MOO's Steak House will allow you to slaughter your own cows, and they allow you to prepare them yourself. If you are ever lost, a wait staff will be glad to assist you. Overall, I would give this establishment a five star review. I really enjoy that they let us slaughter our cows, and I like how they allowed us to put as much salt on our food as we wanted. The copium salad was also super good, and it is a unique salad. It is one of the best salads I think that I have ever tried. A few of my buddies and I attended here over the weekend, and it is S tier content. The restaurant is located in the Peruvian mountains near the Cow statue. There is a big sign out up in front of it, so it is not hard to miss. Thanks for your attention, and book in advance. They tend to have a lot of reservations. And Now, a wonderful quote from one of the wait staff.

I find it funny that you really think that you have success. If the success you you mean in becoming the alliance who got rolled by two Arrgh captains in a matter of days, or having ten of your memebrs in beige, that seems like a success to me. Your alliance is a joke and we need a good laugh from time to time. More Arrgh captains are laughing at you, and so is the rest of orbis. And the fact that you are talking in third person really says quite a bit about your leadership skills as a MOO captain.

Good morning, Orbis. There are many of those who greatly appreciate Arrgh's safekeeping services, along with removing any unwanted infra from your cities. Although our methods can be a bit barbaric, many agree that we do more good than we do evil in this game. However there is one alliance who does not appreciate our services, and they are a nano, which is even more hilarious. Mercenaries of Orbis are wannabe Arrgh copycats, however, they are not that good, as they are mercenaries with 2K infra. And also, who the hell goes around calling themselves mercenaries? I guess when you are a nano ran by c16 that is all you can really call yourself. They should honestly disband and they should disolve as they are horrible mercenaries, much less horrible fighters. A few pirates decided to roll them, and they started to buckle under the pressure. They got rolled by us, and they have also been making a lot of enemies, along with ratting on their allies. Overall, Orbis, take this as a warning. Do not run your alliance like these incompitent noobs. Aurora recently rolled them as well, and I congratulate them for doing so. This nano is such a joke, it makes the Anti Horridism (Anti-Arrgh Coalition) alliance look like a compitent bunch compared to this. To end this statement, I would just like to play taps for Mercenaries of Orbis, as they will be disbanding by the hand of a few in a few short weeks, and I will guarantee that. Thank you, Orbis, and remember: Arrgh never steals. We safekeep resources for the rest of Orbis, and we punis those who practice bad safekeeping measures Thank YOu! And Now, a wonderful quote from a Mercenaries of Orbis Member

Good evening citizens of Orbis This is Crypto, captain of the Arrgh alliance. We have been taking care of resources and money for Orbis since Arrgh's founding, and punish those who practice bad safe keeping measures. I can talk all day about Arrgh's good contributions to Orbis, however, that is off topic for now, and that is an entire post all by itself. However, I have a message for one group in particular in the world of Orbis. As we all know, Anti-Horridism is a nano alliance who wishes to tarnish the reputation of Arrgh, and put an end to our generosity. They have written hit pieces in the bulletins, and have gone as far as to form an Anti-Arrgh Coalition. Well, later tonight, after six weeks of inactivity, the Anti-Horridism HQ has transmitted another broadcast from deep in the heartland of California. They have come out and stated that the Anti-Arrgh Coalition is still alive and they will be staging military coups and have plans to insight insurrections in Arrggh's territory. On behalf of Arrgh's members, I condemn the actions of the Anti-Arrgh Coalition and I have a following message for the Anti-Horridism alliance as a whole: You may try and end us, you may try and defame us, you may try and attack us physically, and economically. You are free to do that. However, Arrgh's supporters are strong and they outnumber the Anti-Arrgh coalition significantly. If you wish, you may come into our Discord and settle any disputes that you may have, and we may celebrate with a beer at the tavern. Or else, you will run a risk of sinking to the bottom of the digital ocean, just like all other nanos who have tried to oppose Arrgh's great contributions. Anti-Horridism poses zero threat to Arrgh, and we view you as the biggest joke that Orbis has ever seen. Anti-Horridism, we have you in our cross hairs. Do not poke the hornets nest, as these are true murder hornets, and we will not hesitate to put an end to the coalition if needed to. Any attempted coups or insurrections will result in swift punishment and justice at the disgression of Arrgh's tribunal courts. So the choice is yours. You can continue with your disinformation campaign, or you may bow down gracefully and exit to the left hand of the stage. This is Crypto, and on behalf of arrgh, I say, Good evening, and remember, practice good safe keeping measures, or we will teach you how to protect your resources. Ciao

I would say add Castle Camelot to the list, but I don't even consider them a real alliance. They are target practice for me and I have taken over 100 mill if you add up cash and resources. THey are just extra tax revenue for Camelot.

I think you are just saying the obvious lol.

I like how you took the text from Rose and just entered Anti-Horridism. The anti-Arrgh coalition has been a massive failure since the beginning. Anti-Horridism supporters have been brainwashed into thinking that Arrgh is a tyrannical alliance, when we are one of the most free alliances in the planet of Orbis.

Orbis has been a planet with a rich history of conflicts, global nuclear destruction, and also, world peace. However, with that peace also comes a time of boredom. It has almost appeared as if this year so far, there has only been two major conflicts that come to mind and which involved the entire game. GW 26 and GW 27 are the topics that are talked about when regarding major events in Orbis in the year of 2023. However, overall, Orbis has been quite boring and without real fun as there are not really individual alliances fighting amongst one another. This may be a controversial take, but war is fun, itis a good money maker, and it adds more story to the game when there is a constant scene of chaos in the world of orbis. Global wars provide this element of fun, and they are definitely an event that everyone can participate, from the macros, to the smallest of nanos. I am here to ssay that we need more war in the world of Orbis, and we need a higher frequency of wars when they occur. Otherwise, this game will just turn to the game called "Politics and Farm," which is no fun for anyone. After all, anything that you lose can always be rebuilt. This can also bring back a lot of dead alliances that have been largely inactive, such as UPN, Gods of Orbis, and other alliances that only seem to barely function. This will make the game more active, and will not led to lower members of the alliances going inactive, as stated by Roberts in a post yesterday. Therefore, I am endorsing conflict and chaos, and I hope that more conflicts comes to Orbis.

The anti-Arrgh coalition cannot defeat Arrgh. Many have tried, they have all had their date with the Kraken.

Arrgh is one of the best alliances in Orbis, as they take care of resources for the rest of Orbis, whether they wish to do so or not. However, there was a nano that wished to put a stop to Arrgh's great contributions to Orbis. It was Anti Horridism, a nano that honestly should not be in Orbis, as they do not even know how to run a proper alliance. However, back to the topic at hand. This nano threatened Arrgh with an Anti-arrgh coalition in the bulletins, and there were revolutions that occcurred due to the actions of the infiltrators of this coalition, and the press has sources that state these revolutions were dealt with swiftly. The governments in which these protests occurred have stated that justice will be brought forth for their actions. Furthermore, the press has reason to beleif that after one month since appearing, the Anti-Arrgh Coalition was just a giant joke that Arrgh memebrs could get a laugh out of. Threat wise, they were not even a threat. The instegators were lower tier nations who did not appreciate the wonderful services that Arrgh offers, with their safekeeping programs. It has been six weeks since the Anti-Arrgh Coalition has surfaced, and that may have been the last time we may have heard of them. If we can get a RIP that would be wonderful, or the playing of taps as we lower the Coalition into the grave below. Thanks for your attention and have a wonderful day, and remember, Arrgh never steals. They safe keep loot for other alliances and they punish those who fail to practice proper safekeeping measures. Thank you!

On the evening of June 6, 2023, at around 11:50 PM EST, 3:50 AM UTC, there would be an event that occurred in a nano alliance. New York Knights is a nano alliance in the game politics and War, and they are a small alliance. In their Discord server, there would be a crime that occurred that took place, in broad daylight. Everyone within the public chat witnessed this crime take place, including members of the press. The second in command of New York Knights forfitted resources, although he was not under attack at the moment. New York Knights has attempted to sweep the situation under the rug, however, a screen recording by Discord User Flexy#4242 would make sure that the crime and the evidence would be forever immortalized. Like the saying goes, "Nothing is truely deleted off the face of the digital world". New york Knights has deleted their public chat in an attempt to cover up their mistake, however, the deletion of this channel does not serve well as there is a screen recording that was captured of the event. The screen recording has been obtained, and you may request a copy of this screen recording to be sent directly to your Discord account. Nano alliances continue to surprise the world of Orbis with their mistakes and their carelessness. It is almost not a surprise that this was bound to happen sooner or later. New York Knights's second memebr has also decided to skip town, entering vacation mode to avoid the heat.

On Saturday of the day of our lord 2023, as a pirate was sailing through LATAM territory, he noticed that there was treasure to the northwest. However, as he started to plunder the nation nearest to the coast, a fellow nation decided to counter his attack. The nation in question attacked the pirate however, it has done little to no damage to the fearless pirate and his plundering campaign. LATAM has not been abel to repel the pirate from taking their gold and destroying their land, and a lower tier pirate has become richer as a result of this raid. The nation that has countered the lower tier pirate has only launched four attacks throughout the entire war, and is taking more damage than he would have thought he would take from a single pirate. LATAM territory is not usually pirate seas, however, that may change in the near future if thelocal government cannot contorl their waters.