RUINTHEMARKET

I want to ruin the market and economy as a joke on April 1st. I want everything (including food) to be so expensive that it'll be near impossible for people with barely any money to buy shit. I want a single piece of food to cost the max (fifty-million). And I don't want anything else sold other than a single piece of food for fifty mil for at least 3 days. It'll be funny as !@#$, trust me.