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RagnarBuliwyf

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  1. I'll keep this short and sweet instead of copy pasting some big wall of text.

    We're looking for more skilled players in both PVE and PVP that are interested in joining a structured gaming community. We keep things simple here and focus on the major aspects of gaming such as being one of the first raid groups to beat a raid, etc.

    Not only do you get a large group of talented players to play with on a regular basis, you also can find people that play CoD or other various console and PC games that can be coordinated on our IPB forums.

    Once you apply, you will be given a short evaluation period that allows almost full access to the forums so that you can meet our current membership and staff as well as group up for some raids, etc.

    Our major requirement for application is that you are at least 18 years old or of equivalent maturity. Obviously, the other requirement of being decent at the game, but we'll find out that one during the eval period, ;).

    You can find us at http://npowned.netso if you have any questions or concerns, feel free to stop by there, reply to this post, or message me.

    Good luck out there Guardians,

    ~RagnarBuliwyf, Community Officer, Pacific Gaming

  2. Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.
    As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.

    Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
    So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.

    While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of the "garbage" and he saw Larry milking a sagging set of pudding and something sticky and something called fried kibbeh which was not good.

    Larry lost his children when he sold them for 500 other children, sick with Radioactive Ebola, Unbalanced Humours, and Super Nerdophobia which was his single reason why his wife left, because he ends sentences. She preferred a blue sea shell inside her but instead it exploded an argument about reproduction of young deerlings. "Please, don't touch my ears ya cheeky purposeful eloquence. So he went to that place where his sister was born".

     

    As he decided to travel to an unknown place, he met Pwnius Scruibius, a transgender homosexual penguin. Who no-soped some Amish polar bears. Ð Ð¾ÑÑии иÑториÑ!  "He proclaimed"

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