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    One year ago

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    One year ago, I set foot into Orbis, the world was different back then. Prefontaine ran the world. Rose didn't have any allies. VE and tS were allied together. The Black Knights weren't as funny. Ashland was casuing trouble everywhere. MensaHQ had just joined the game, Vanguard was Guerilla Republik. Earth Systems Alliance was a thing. Ghost and me had made an alliance. Cynic was relevant. Kurdanak led Rose. Cody K led Seven Kingdoms. Arrgh was just starting out, still causing terror, however. Neither Alpha, The Knights Radiant, or Pantheon were around. The treaty web wasn't as complicated. And no one had heard I was a bank robber.

     

    Even while the world is at war, let's celebrate me coming into Orbis. It marked a chance in everything. Lets make a change for the better.

     

    Long live Politcs and War, and long live Kastor!

    I think my bank was one of the first you robbed.

    UPN Joins the Brawl

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    Translation for those at home: Our sphere is crap. Rose sphere is crap. Syndicate sphere is much better, so much so we got to team up as individually even with our spheres we get creamed every time. 

    o/ UPN

    o/ the Wolf

    You did see that UPN and North American Confederacy treatied yes? So UPN is optionally declaring on the side of Rose which North American Confederacy is fighting for.

    The Alliance Power Rankings

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    In-case you didn't notice, I'm trying out a different display for the active wars. There was some confusion (and controversy) about how I had it before, and I think this format will work a lot better. :)

    Could you refer to my post and lord of puns post in regards to war webs and detail in the next ones?  

    A Final Annoucement from Odd Squad: It's Time To Stop

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    I actually included you as part of the Paragon forces engaging Guardian, since you had an extended exchange with an alliance at war. Will you be extending hostilities? Will Cobalt continue to wage war, as, per my calculations, the NS difference is still extremely tight (less than 4%)?

    I was raiding with no regards to the official war, or rather, looting...

    then tkr came and decided to kick my ass

    but I ain't even mad

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    A Final Annoucement from Odd Squad: It's Time To Stop

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    Yeah I heard. I commented in jest; us at TKR like to have fun, we ain't no pixel hogs. Our members were happy they were inaugurated into the nuked club, gg

     

    Congrats on the merge! Continue stirring all that trouble. Makes things exciting.

    Alright now that it's settled thanks and enjoy the infra bombing anyhow since it helps you get to those leaderboards anyway. 

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    A Final Annoucement from Odd Squad: It's Time To Stop

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Ansom

    I'm sure this has nothing to do with you raiding Guardian and getting rolled by our members.

    No, you guys rolling me has actually made me really happy...I was bored and I got to launch six nukes... GG Also, I saw some light in some of the peeps attacking me, some of them have been really friendly so I have no hard feelings plus I will likely help him rebuild. 

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    A Final Annoucement from Odd Squad: It's Time To Stop

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Ansom

    Holy shit are you still salty that I was able to put a couple posts together to prove conclusively that you two destroyed an inconsequential alliance and harassed the leader in clear contradiction of your narrative surrounding the event? I thought you were all about letting things go?

     

     

     

    Well I give two shits, so it averages out to one shit given per person.

    supa salty, I'm bloating D:

    I don't think I've ever seen an alliance merge down the rankings.

     

    Interesting. Congrats everybody!

    We did in favor of "Cobalt being the 8th oldest alliance still in existence in Orbis."

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    Apology from the Socialist Workers' Front

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Ansom

    ^TL;DR.

     

    someone sum it up...

    TL;Dr he's done this shit more than once, attacking not just members of bk, but me, members of os, members of tlf, members of and other alliance. So yes, while bk got a glimpse of that specific chat where he was specifically bashing them, nobody is apparently safe. 

     

    /me kills self. sry govena

    Apology from the Socialist Workers' Front

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Ansom

    [sKYPE SHIT]

    [3:42:08 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I think I've come to the realization that I !@#$ hate all of you.

    [3:42:45 AM] Katerina: (clap)

    [3:45:11 AM] Nikki: He's an incredibly smart man.

    [3:47:16 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I know I am.

    [3:48:00 AM] NiÄ·ki: I'm talking about Do_5601

    [3:48:22 AM] NiÄ·ki: I don't know what kind of Napoleon complex you've got.

    [3:50:34 AM | Edited 3:51:41 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: It's not a complex. If an athlete is really good at a sport, and he knows it, you don't say he has a complex. He just knows something that's a fact.

    [3:52:56 AM] Nikki: But you have a Napoleon complex.

    [3:54:34 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: No, I just realize the fact that I'm smart.

    [3:55:00 AM | Edited 3:55:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Similar to how the hypothetical athlete realizes the fact that he's good at sports.

    [3:55:22 AM] Nikki: Well tell me what a Napoleon complex is then.

    [3:56:55 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well you could compare it to say a bully. Someone who forces their will onto someone else

    [3:57:11 AM] Nikki: A Napoleon complex is having a big ego

    [3:58:17 AM] Nikki: But of course there is three commonly accepted answers.

    [3:59:12 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: We clearly have a different definition of what a napoleon complex is. But I don't want to argue semantics.

    [3:59:48 AM] Nikki: But I do in fact I'll send nudes to this site to prove I'm not short and dominating!

    [4:00:15 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Please don't.

    [4:00:22 AM] NiÄ·ki : No means yes

    [4:00:33 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're a !@#$er.

    [4:00:41 AM] Nikki: Thank you.

    [4:01:04 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I didn't mean it as a compliment.

    [4:01:18 AM] NiÄ·ki: But I did.

    [4:01:49 AM | Removed 4:02:14 AM] Nikki: This message has been removed.

    [4:01:55 AM] Nikki: But alas this offends Ansom.

    [4:02:00 AM] Nikki: Sooo...

    [4:02:31 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're still a !@#$er.

    [4:02:42 AM] Nikki: Don't make me blush Senpai.

    [4:04:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not trying to make you blush. I'm attempting to insult you because I don't like you very much.

    [4:04:26 AM] Nikki: Not here Senpai...

    [4:05:58 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I guess I can't insult stupid people because it flies over their head.

    [4:06:55 AM] Nikki: Oh contraire you're the stupid one.

    [4:08:14 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I mean, you can tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

    [4:08:50 AM] MrBooty: why are you having this argument

    [4:09:00 AM] MrBooty: im only up because I have a huge essay to write

    [4:09:04 AM] MrBooty : this is a waste of time

    [4:09:07 AM] Nikki: Because it's fun arguing with uptight people.

    [4:09:07 AM] MrBooty: you both should sleep

    [4:09:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: eep_333 is a !@#$er, and I felt like making that known.

    [4:10:00 AM | Edited 4:10:58 AM] Nikki: But hear me out on this bro and I know this may be a difficult task but just mute the app.

    [4:10:20 AM] Nikki: But that's kind of out there already buddy.

    [4:12:31 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not your "bro," nor am I your buddy.

    [4:12:38 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I have a better idea though.

    [4:12:56 AM | Edited 4:13:10 AM] Nikki: I was talking to mr Austin, not you friend.

    [4:13:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not your friend either.

    [4:13:51 AM] Nikki: Alright bud.

    [4:14:23 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Eat broken glass.

    [4:14:58 AM] MrBooty : i dont know how to mute the app

    [4:15:04 AM] Austin Spezia-Shwiff: anyway continue arguing

    [4:15:11 AM] Nikki: I'd do anything for you Senpai.

    [4:15:43 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Would you commit suicide? I can provide the razors for you.

    [4:16:11 AM] Nikki: And you just left swipe the bit were you choose your chat and press the bell.

    [4:16:45 AM] Nikki: And you're quite write I need to try this suicide thing, my mostly hairless body needs a bit of shaving.

    [4:18:28 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I almost feel bad for you.

    [4:18:38 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: !@#$ off.

    [4:19:08 AM] Nikki: You shouldn't for I am 12! I've yet to grow a single hair besides my head hair and peach fuzz.

    [4:19:51 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I wasn't referring to you being hairless, dipshit.

    [4:20:08 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: This is !@#$ torture. I'm done replying.

    [4:20:19 AM] Nikki: Great!

    [4:20:47 AM] Nikki: This is a victory for Cynthia Mary Titus!

    [4:21:08 AM] Nikki: And coincidently time for bed.

    [4:21:20 AM] MrBooty: Kurdanak

    [4:21:23 AM] kurdanak: boooo

    [4:21:30 AM] kurdanak: (Censor), who are you in-game?

    [4:21:40 AM] Nikki: Nikki

    [4:21:41 AM] kurdanak: This conversation has been hilarious to watch.

    [4:21:41 AM] MrBooty: u !@#$er. u never reply to my things on skype but you respond here?

    [4:21:44 AM] kurdanak: :P

    [4:21:50 AM] kurdanak: (my lips are sealed emoj)

    [4:21:55 AM] MrBooty: i will declare on rose now

    [4:22:09 AM] MrBooty: since i know you secretely run them

    [4:22:13 AM] Nikki: Uh oh more angst in this chat.

    [4:22:41 AM] kurdanak: Oh hey, I did miss a call more than a week ago

    [4:22:45 AM] kurdanak: lolshwoops

    [4:22:54 AM] kurdanak: I normally mute these chats while I'm doing something :P

    [4:25:14 AM] kurdanak: Dusty Titus

    [4:25:24 AM] kurdanak: Who are you so I can properly appreciate your fine work D:<

    [4:25:46 AM] kurdanak: no u skype emoji

    [4:26:02 AM] MrBooty: hahaa

    [4:26:29 AM | Edited 4:26:54 AM] Nikki: I am Nichole Mary Anne Titus.

    [4:26:39 AM] Nikki: Or Nikki of you will.

    [4:27:01 AM] kurdanak: (sun)

    [4:27:19 AM] katerina: Nichole Mary Anne Titus???????

    [4:27:27 AM] Nikki: You won't understand.

    [4:27:33 AM] kurdanak: (abe) <-- why is this an emoji :v

    [4:27:52 AM] Nikki: For I am Dusty's sister!

    [4:29:06 AM] Katerina: (tubelight)

    [4:29:35 AM] Nikki: Or something along those lines, and curwaw my friend it's simply meant to represent the people who haven't learned the alphabet.

    [4:29:58 AM] kurdanak: I see, I see.

    [4:30:09 AM] Nikki: Such as I.

    [4:30:16 AM] Katerina: E comes after B

    [4:30:28 AM] Nikki: For I am but a figment of my brothers imagination.

    [4:30:48 AM] kurdanak: (tandoori) ah yes, the noble tandoori chicken

    [4:31:07 AM] Katerina: Dusty offer him some acid before you explain this

    [4:31:11 AM] Nikki: That makes little to no sense

    [4:31:26 AM] Nikki: I would but I'm in severe mental distress.

    [4:32:26 AM] Katerina: (beer) <---

    [4:32:45 AM] kurdanak: (heidy) <---

    [4:32:48 AM] Katerina: drink that with the chicken

    [4:33:34 AM] Katerina: May I feed the squirrel?

    [4:33:38 AM] kurdanak: (Squirrel Emoji Spam)

    [4:33:49 AM] kurdanak: I hope you brought a lot of food :v

    [4:34:34 AM] Katerina: (Penguin Emoji Spam)

     

    [4:35:08 AM] Katerina: SO ADORABLE >_<

    [4:35:11 AM] kurdanak: NOW FIGHT

    [4:35:39 AM] kurdanak: (cat)

    [4:35:44 AM] kurdanak: PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME

    [4:36:05 AM] Nikki: Speaking of fighting why is that governor so uptight?

    [4:38:26 AM] Katerina: http://img6.cache.netease.com/game/2015/1/28/20150128110025f681f.gif

    [4:38:36 AM] Katerina: Im gonna make dat my new sig

    [4:38:38 AM] Katerina: =P

    [4:45:42 AM] kurdanak: I think that's a question that can only be answered through more riveting conversation, of course. :>

    [4:46:34 AM] kurdanak: So I know who Dusty Titus is now (or something), next: who is our dear (Censored)? (My lips are sealed emoji)

    [4:49:37 AM] Katerina: Katerina (wasntme emoji)

    [4:51:14 AM] kurdanak: yay \o/

    [4:51:17 AM] kurdanak: two down

    [4:51:20 AM] kurdanak: three dozen to go

    [4:51:55 AM] Katerina: Three Dozen?

    [4:52:07 AM] Katerina: Most people have same name as in game

    [4:52:44 AM] kurdanak: I guess this is the OS group chat or something, so I wouldn't know most of you :P

    [4:53:14 AM] kurdanak: I must discover who Fapman is. other than the worst superhero ever.

    [4:53:31 AM] kurdanak: (tmi)

    [4:53:55 AM] Nikki: No just a person who is even more annoying than I.

    [4:54:02 AM] kurdanak: :o

    [4:54:20 AM] Katerina: XD yeah I was told not to add him

    [4:54:57 AM] Nikki: And it's not even fun annoying it was the childish 12 year old annoying.

    [4:55:30 AM] Katerina: Really bae said he was creepy

    [5:09:59 AM] Katerina: what are yall still up doin?

    [6:10:55 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Wondering when Ansom is gonna throw another suicidal fit and kick everyone out of the chat room.

    [6:11:09 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: For like, the 20th time.

    [6:12:22 AM] Katerina: If your gonna talk shit about him you wont have to. I'll gladly portray the role.

    [6:13:11 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: It's not talking shit, it's predicting the inevitable.

    [6:13:23 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: He hasn't done it for a while.

    [6:13:55 AM] Katerina: Its not predicting its provoking

    [6:15:24 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not provoking. If I was, I'd come out and tell him to go get !@#$ed and die. I didn't. I was merely wondering when his next episode was gonna be.

    [6:17:35 AM] Katerina: But knowing he is sensitive enough to kick people "For like, the 20th time." asking that would upset him causing a "suicidal fit"

    [6:18:20 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm not here to coddle a "sensitive" person.

    [6:18:48 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: If he wants a safe space, tell him to go to Tumblr.

    [6:21:03 AM] Katerina: Or you could revoke your ego and admit that all though your intent isn't to start shit. You can see how bringing this up and if he reads it will upset him.

    [6:21:50 AM] Katerina: Lets focus on

    [6:21:52 AM] Katerina: He hasn't done it for a while.

    [6:21:58 AM] Katerina: instead.

    [6:22:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I have a much better idea.

    [6:23:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I know we live in an age of conspiracy, where every !@#$ idiot with google thinks that medicine causes autism and stupid shit like that.

    [6:23:43 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: But if Ansom really is that "sensitive" and depressed, i suggest he goes and gets help. Like a therapist and/or medication.

    [6:24:44 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Because as I said, it's not mine or any other persons place to coddle his dumbass. If he can't take any form of criticism or insults, especially on the internet. He's !@#$ed

    [6:25:04 AM] Katerina: I think the age we live in is of disrespect.

    [6:25:32 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Ansom has done nothing to earn my respect.

    [6:25:42 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Respect is earned, not given.

    [6:25:57 AM] Katerina: No but courtesy is

    [6:26:24 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Who says?

    [6:28:51 AM] Katerina: You would think if he "really is that 'sensitive' and depressed" you could show him the courtesy of perhaps not picking at his mental conditions

    [6:29:04 AM] Katerina: because if they are real

    [6:29:10 AM] Katerina: isn't that damaging

    [6:29:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'm sorry that he's not a special snowflake in my eyes.

    [6:29:28 AM] Katerina: He doesn't have to be special

    [6:29:31 AM] Katerina: but he is a human

    [6:29:46 AM] Katerina: so be polite

    [6:30:00 AM] Katerina: especially in his "house"

    [6:30:24 AM] Katerina: This is our chat to put it mildly

    [6:30:33 AM] MrBooty: I mean I kind of have to wonder what your deal is govena

    [6:30:42 AM] MrBooty: You seem to be picking a fight with everyone

    [6:31:07 AM] MrBooty: Could you be one of those that thinks themselves better than everyone? Or someone insecure within themselves that goes after others because of this?

    [6:31:10 AM] MrBooty: :/

    [6:31:14 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well my "deal" is probably something that you share. And that "deal" is that I don't like to put up with stupid bullshit

    [6:32:15 AM] Katerina: Im sorry we aren't all sociopaths

    [6:32:22 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Rofl

    [6:32:55 AM] MrBooty: I mean

    [6:33:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're right though, he is human. Which means he's entitled to something. It's not politeness though, it's jack shit.

    [6:33:09 AM] MrBooty: Telling multiple people to kill themselves...... in one day

    [6:33:34 AM] Katerina: Yup, he has jack shit.

    [6:33:44 AM] Katerina: but least he has a heart

    [6:34:12 AM] Katerina: You want everyone to be purely logical and that isn't going to score you much

    [6:34:18 AM] MrBooty: ... is pretty extreme

    [6:35:30 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well, I do have a heart Katerina. Otherwise I wouldn't be alive right now.

    [6:35:40 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You kind of need a heart in order to live.

    [6:36:20 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: And Austin, I regret to inform you that Your birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the abortion clinic.

    [6:36:27 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: So kindly !@#$ off

    [6:36:30 AM] Katerina: Alright well Governor, I need you to remove what you said about Ansom in chat or I will remove you from the chat. P.s. thanks for proving my point.

    [6:36:34 AM] MrBooty: haha you have to be kidding

    [6:37:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You sound like a SJW now.

    [6:37:13 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Wanting to censor free speech.

    [6:38:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You are the absolute epitome of being a !@#$ idiot.

    [6:38:24 AM] Katerina: No an idiot would let you hang around

    [6:38:30 AM] MrBooty: When you call everyone idiots it wears out the insult

    [6:38:56 AM] Katerina: So does this mean you wont remove it? are you that stubborn?

    [6:40:07 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: No, I'm just not "sensitive"

    [6:40:46 AM] Katerina: Your attacking my boyfriend. Most people would get their ass beat for that behavior.

    [6:40:56 AM] Katerina: So say your final insults

    [6:40:59 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

    [6:41:15 AM] MrBooty: Dude youre the first person to have talked shit to be in like a year

    [6:41:25 AM] MrBooty: And I think that's the same for some of the other people here

    [6:41:28 AM] MrBooty: you have a problem

    [6:41:35 AM] MrBooty: that dosent involve us

    [6:41:56 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're half correct. I do have a problem. But it does involve you.

    [6:42:04 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're all !@#$.

    [6:42:22 AM] Katerina: I mean least I get to !@#$ something

    [6:42:27 AM] Katerina: your stuck with your hand

    [6:42:57 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: What kind of !@#$ argument is that?

    [6:43:13 AM] Katerina: Oh its called being a smartass

    [6:43:28 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: A porn star could use that exact same argument, it wouldn't make them any more right or intelligent.

    [6:43:30 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I want you to take a moment and reflect at how much of a failure you are.

    [6:44:03 AM] Katerina: What did I fail at?

    [6:44:42 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Well I don't know your life story, but from what I can tell. You failed at everything.

    [6:44:59 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I almost feel bad for you. Almost

    [6:45:12 AM | Edited 6:45:40 AM] Katerina: Well since you're intelligent you would know that's not possible

    [6:45:24 AM] Katerina: I can tie my shoes :P

    [6:45:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Congrats.

    [6:45:45 AM] Katerina: Thank you

    [6:45:47 AM] Katerina: ^_^

    [6:45:55 AM] Katerina: I can also hold a fork

    [6:46:18 AM] Katerina: And sometimes if I try really hard I can remember to breath

    [6:47:35 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: I was about to ask how you were even able to manage to breath.

    [6:48:01 AM] Katerina: Sometimes I gasp for air :(

    [6:48:07 AM] Katerina: but that's okie

    [6:48:15 AM] Katerina: I got an oxygen tank ready

    [6:48:33 AM] Katerina: My mommy set it up for me

    [6:48:36 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Were you a failed abortion?

    [6:48:46 AM] Katerina: its real nice I can wheel it around

    [6:48:53 AM] Katerina: Yeah

    [6:49:09 AM] Katerina: i gave my mom a staph infection

    [6:49:19 AM] Katerina: But I made it ^_^

    [6:49:26 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You should be the poster child for why we shouldn't defund planned parenthood.

    [6:49:44 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Because you're !@#$ hopeless.

    [6:49:49 AM] Katerina: They only want black babies though

    [6:49:54 AM] Katerina: =(

    [6:51:06 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Eat broken glass and choke on it.

    [6:51:50 AM] Katerina: I don't have glass =( would try bleach but my mommy keeps it locked up in the cabinet

    [6:52:12 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Shut the !@#$ up.

    [6:52:19 AM] Katerina: Most my cups are dollar store so they plastic

    [6:52:32 AM] Katerina: But they come in cool colors!

    [6:52:39 AM] Katerina: I'll show you!!!!

    [6:53:27 AM] Katerina: See! all plastic!

    [6:53:46 AM] Katerina: I like the pink ones =3 which one you like?

    [6:54:48 AM] ***Katerina pokes The Governor Philip Blake ***

    [6:54:58 AM] Katerina: Hey mister

    [6:54:58 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: !@#$ you, you obnoxious little imbecile.

    [6:55:34 AM] Katerina: Ohhh my daddy told me the birds and bees story be4.

    [6:55:42 AM] Katerina: But im not old enough

    [6:55:46 AM] Katerina: Sowwy

    [6:56:03 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: You're such an ignominious !@#$ !@#$

    [6:56:06 AM] The Governor Philip Blake: Jesus

    [6:56:14 AM] Katerina: I am a female!

    [6:56:24 AM] Katerina: Oh your Christian too!!!!

    [6:56:28 AM] Katerina: Oh what kind?

    [6:56:32 AM] Katerina: I'm methodist

    [6:57:18 AM] *** The Governor Philip Blake has left ***

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