[New Family Business [DoW]]

Kev joins a bloc, and usually 1-2 months later that bloc starts a war. It’s happened three times in a row now. 
 

This man must be stopped. 

[[Sphere] Fate Lies in the Stars]

Honestly don’t worry too much about this guys. One won’t buy mil and the other will sell it after 26 hours. Also I don’t recommend using ASMs super duper “shield wall” strategy by declaring average of .5 offensive wars over 14 days. So maybe let dead rabbits run your Milcom and you will be alright.

I wish you all the best of luck! 

 

[City Timers]

Disagree on all fronts. Wait like everyone else. Then you start adding stipulations like you can’t buy cities while in an active war makes it even less appealing. 
 

pass.

[[RoH] 1V1 KillzBob vs JacobKnox]

Yall both know what alliance affairs is for, right?

[DoW 1V1 KillzBob vs JacobKnox]

Alliance affairs?

[Farewell Orbis]

This one is gonna hurt. You were an amazing member and have been a great friend. You better check in regularly and just long VM and not delete.

[TFP Yeets Camelot]

17 hours ago, Grave said:

 

 

Gotta disagree with you here, if TFP left Oasis with Tfed because TI was hitting Tfed and wouldn't stop , that would be fully understandable.

 

Which is the closest equivalent to what happened here. 

 

No insult too TFP here,  but Cam, you know when you messed up when the fourm reactions are almost unanimously in favor of any alliance, but escpecially one that only weeks ago was getting mocked by most of the game 

Uh, idk what you are disagreeing with. I never said they shouldn’t drop them. I’ll try pictures next time instead of words. 

[TFP Yeets Camelot]

Wow. Twice in a row you have failed. First when you cut with no notice, second when you cut publicly with a chest beating display of burning bridges. Regardless if those bridges should remain or not. Can't you just offer the 72 and give them your best? Its literally not hard. 

[[DoW] A Grumpy Old Bastard's Declaration of War]

4 minutes ago, Darth Ataxia said:

That's the best CB you could come up with, "Syndi hurt our pixels before"? You must really be going senile.

You guys (BW) literally used ghosting as the initial CB for brawlywood. Didn’t seem too upset when they were on your side last war hitting an almost dead swamp. 
 

this is better than that

 

 

[2021 Player Award Nominations]

will update a bit later but hidude for best fighter 
 

Player of the Year: 
Most Influential Player: Harry Flashman 
Most Likely to Succeed in 2022: Lucianus
Best Alliance Leader: SRD
Worst Alliance Leader: 
Best In-Character Poster: Nacho
Best Villain: codename v
Nicest Player: Jordan 
Most Controversial Player: Liberty
Most Missed Player: Partisan
Best Fighter: Hidude45454
Best Nation Page: Four Seasons 

[Some suggestions for future Global War names]

Agreed on all fronts. 

[Curiosity Kills Dogs Too]

Ok

[New Altantic Order exists]

10 hours ago, Jonyk5 said:

well it'll rub off one day...

Can you like, stop killing the vibe here? 

[New Altantic Order exists]

In after @Lord Cosmos

[#NewYearNewYou]

Just don't. Don't pretend like you are going to go to the gym for your new years resolution.
Going on a diet is also unoriginal and wont fix you either.
You aren't going to stop smoking or drinking because you are mentally weak.
You won't save money because you will still blow it simping on twitch.
You aren't finally going to get a girl in 2022 because you still play PnW.
And no, Rosesphere isn't going to turn the war around.
It was a lot of fun but didn't last long enough. Kind of like your love life. That's why its always good to have a quick release before the main event, like Clock did.
That being said, Rosesphere formally surrender to Clock which will take effect at DC this wonderful New Years Eve.

No new wars will be declared after DC on December 31st, 2021 (Today).
No nap.

 

Signatories on behalf of the entirety of Rosesphere:

Rose
-Emperor: Lucianus
-High Justice: Vexz
-Horizon Guard of Foreign Affairs: Harry Flashman

VooDoo
-Vice
-Cosmos

ASM on behalf of the One Big Union:
-Redarmy
-Aiya
-Bird

Coa
-Pontifex Atomicus: James II

R&R
-Consul - Dreadnought
-Aedile (FA) - Warrick
-Praetor (War) -ElSheepO

Polaris
-AlmightyGrub, Emperor
-Cobrastrike, Minister of Plenty
-Deja, Minister of Peace
-Bohemond Hauteville, Deputy Minister of Truth
-Dendarii, Deputy Minister of Plenty
-EaTeMuP, Council Advisor
-Kriegskonig, Council Advisor

Baker Street
-Mr. Holmes: Big Mac
-Dr. Watson: Thomas

Yarr
-Landrubber: im317 & cctmsp13

Alpha
-Head of Deletions: Alex (Sheepy)

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

On behalf of Clock and all Protectorates

Cataclysm
-Co-Leader: HisHolyDecagon
-Co-Leader: TigerFire
-2iC/Foreign Affairs: Keegoz
-Low Gov Foreign Affairs: Cadn

Eclipse & Terminus Est
-Co-Leader: Pascal
-Co-Leader: Vein

Aurora
-First Explorer: Kan0601
-Second Explorer: George Putin
-Chairman of FA: Y-Zard
-Chairman of MA: SlyWolf
-Chairman of CWD: ToxicPepper

Weebunism
-General Secretary: Empiur
-Military Command Secretariat: Baam
-Foreign Affair Undersecretariat: Anri

Hand of Fate
-Co-Leader: Horsecock
-Co-Leader: Ducc Zucc

[Make war have real stakes]

And I thought I was going to have the best meme post today…

[Clock and Swamp Backroom Deal]

16 minutes ago, Jeric said:

I'm not FA

Sounds exactly like someone who got caught out on a shady FA deal would say. 

[Clock and Swamp Backroom Deal]

13 minutes ago, Jeric said:

You know. This is one of the worst theories I have ever seen. At no point did this make any sense, we are all dumber for reading it. You receive no points and God help us all... 

 

Clock used minc/Oasis to shed infra to lower their stats so they'd lose less fighting rose.

Exactly what an FA from swamp would say. Nice try. 

[Clock and Swamp Backroom Deal]

1 hour ago, Mutedfaith said:

Whatever drugs you're on, I want ten. 

It’s the nuclear radiation. You want ten? Ok. 
 

edit: no slots. I’ll wait till I have one. 

[Clock and Swamp Backroom Deal]

Stop being sheep people. Open your eyes.

[Clock and Swamp Backroom Deal]

     Was the moon landing real? Debatable. Is the earth flat? Also debatable. Want to know what isn’t debatable? The undeniable truth that Clock conspired with Oasis to take down Rose. Phoenyx and I stayed up all night putting the pieces of the puzzle together and its time to let you all in on it. Original HM alliances CotL and E404 tried to take down Rose during GnR war. What they didn’t expect was having to settle for white peace after GnR. Special thanks to Camelot for turning the tide of that war for Rose. No doubt this was very frustrating for the likes of Lefty, Keegoz, and other former HM alliances which have so oddly and suspiciously found their way back together on their alliance treaty web.

     So! They devise a plan… They cut a deal with Swamp. “You all haven’t been in a big war since Guns and Roses and you don’t want some long drawn out conflict. We will give you a nice short war in exchange for you shaving our infra so we can hit Rose.” The majority game piece movers in Swamp agreed and created a false CB for clock to hit them. A beautiful in your face ALLIANCE WIDE MDP. YES! ITS PERFECT!

     Clock needs to dilute the suspect list. They sleight of hand Blackwater into joining the fray over this public defensive coalition Swamp had made. It brings my heart to tears to think someone would deceive WANA in this way. The stage was set. The pieces were placed. Clock perfectly managed to tear down some infra while maintaining military control. Their whales could now join the fray. Everything was going according to plan.

     Except we caught scent of their plan. Fool me once, shame on… idk how the saying goes. They sounded the alarm, quickly got peace with Swamp and and turned their sights to Rose before it was too late. All this plotting which lead to this very moment. So… due to these blatant backroom handshakes between Clock and Swamp… VooDoo declares war on Clock and Swamp for plotting against us using both secret and public treaties as diversions. RIP in piece bozos. Screenshots to follow.

There is no TLDR because the information above is too vital to just say something like VooDoo declares war on someone.

 

[[PEACE] Time is up.]

I’ve had bananas on my counter last longer than 8 days. 

 

“One Weak War”

[GW20 War Naming Vote Round 1]

Our Mania’s Revenge!

[Rose Gets exposed watch this vid to find out]

It’s a Rick roll. At least Phoenyx wasted our time with game related stuff instead of this. 

[The Eclipse of The Future]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you merged 2 days later back into WH