Attention heathen nations of PANTHEON:
Your blasphemy is horrid, and the lord damns the wanton pillaging and violence you visit upon the peaceful people of The Kongo! Let ALL THE WORLD KNOW we are merely defending ourselves against these savage blasphemers! WE DID NOT INITIATE ANY AGGRESSION!
The people of The Kongo have been through much anointing this government. The Kongo is TOO WEAK to defend against this alliance of heathen nations. We ask that all true believers in the lord and savior come to the aid of the god fearing people of The Kongo.
The Kongo awaits the might of the one thousand nations of the world to avenge these massacres! Even now, our soldiers are fighting to defend the lord's kingdom.
Signed this day 27 of October, the YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020,
Commander of the Lord's Resistance Army,
Divinely appointed ruler of the Kongo,
Joseph Kony