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    [RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS

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    2 hours ago, Ledanamis said:

    The Somethingawful.com forum is a terrible ripoff!!! I paid like 50$ to have a full account. Which basically amounts to an avatar and the ability to write a PN to someone. If you consider an account but aren't sure about it, write me a PN (for free) and I'll talk you out of it.

    I forgot that I also paid $4.95 to have a picture next to my name. Hope the tax man got himself a luxury spine with my money 

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    [RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS

    in Alliance Affairs

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    Speaking of galaxy brain thinking, our crack team of clairvoyant reporters at THE GOONS GAZETTE has delivered this exclusive post from methrage from the future:

    “After careful deliberation I have decided that my talents will best be utilized by returning to Kingsglaive, which in reality was my plan all along. Decades ago the plan always was for me to leave Fark, create my own extremely active and powerful alliance, mastermind a plan in which goons would bring endless war to me completely unprovoked, leave my alliance, pretend to apply to return to Fark, then pretend to apply to Deathly Hallows, then pretend to create a new alliance, and finally apply to return to Kingsglaive. It is very important for everyone involved to know that this was the plan all along and in no way reflects the foolish genera perception that I’m bumbling through a disaster of my own creation. Goons should totally stop attacking me because I am still considering activating my Farksphere treaties which will cause the total death and destruction of the goons. The sequence of events over the last few days going exactly as I planned is evidence that Farksphere totally has my back but they aren’t doing anything about it because I am showing a great deal of restraint and frankly holding them back as I continue my valiant attempts to resolve this crisis diplomatically by interpreting the words of a mad shark in ways that nobody else reading the logs possibly could. 

    Beware goons, continuing to do the exact same thing you have been doing and will be doing will be your downfall. But even if you do continue to do the exact same thing you have been doing and will be doing is fine, because it has been part of my master plan from the beginning.”

     

    Wow, once again our reporters are out there providing great content. We thank them for their service in divining posts from the future.

     

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    [RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS

    in Alliance Affairs

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    Real talk: what’s the most difficult part of this whole situation for you? Is it the grim reality that a handful of sub 16 city dumdums are gonna be windmill 360 noscope headshot dunking on you until you duck back into VM or is it the astounding mental gymnastics you’re hustling out where you are the hands down winner in all of this?

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    [RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS

    in Alliance Affairs

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    21 minutes ago, Marxalot said:

    yeah we're def. losing any day now 
     

     

    I dunno marxalot, he might be on to something here. My opening weak attack resulted in a net loss of *checks notes* approx $3.8 million for him. With numbers like these I don’t see how war with him is a good idea for us. 

    [RoH/DoW] Kingsglaive War with GOONS

    in Alliance Affairs

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    3 minutes ago, Noctis Anarch Caelum said:

    Yeah, your attacks were pretty weak. Only because I didn't take any time in beige to build an air force & 2 other goons attacked with you were you able to take the air advantage. Although still losing on the ground with almost no cash. Anyways those who let you guys build up stronger before wanting to deal with you guys are fools & I appreciate being given the clear CB to keep attacking you guys until this war starts getting worse and worse for you guys. I'll be there to see you guys off.


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