Aeon Helikos
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The "They Were Plotting" War
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Hundreds of our valiant soldiers lay wounded. Thousands of our enemies lay dead. Now the enemy has called upon their allies to desperately turn the tides of this war. We will push them back!
Enlist today! Join the march to victory!
<the enemy will never get hungry>
<TAC military training will teach you how to pose like a badass!>
Enlist today!
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The neutral menace is alive and well.
Very inspiring. I will make sure this quality work will be plastered in all of the history books for all the years to come.
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More souls are needed at the front!
Enlist today!
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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.
As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.
Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.
While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of the "garbage" and he saw Larry milking a sagging set of pudding -
thanks guys.
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A great war has come upon us. We can not be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We are now fighting for our lands! Fighting for our families! Fighting for our hard earned pixels! We will keep on fighting. And we will keep on winning. We have the ships. We have the weapons. What we need are soldiers. The war needs you. We need you.Enlist today! It's time to write a new history.
<come at me bro>
<f*ck guns. TAC infantry uses flamethrowers!>
<if you don't succeed the first time, call an airstrike>Enlist today!
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If planning how to deal with a huge bloc is plotting, might as well DoW everyone.
what he said
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Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand.
As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck.
Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry".
So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of.
While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of "The -
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Who will end up in the Iron Throne?
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I am Aeon Helikos, liberator of the United Valyrian Islands.
I like coffee. I also like free stuff.
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Nation Name: United Valyrian Islands
Nation Link: http://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=5626
TAC Unofficial War Posters
in Orbis Central
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In front of us are the enemies. They fight for power.
Behind us are our homes and families. We fight for them.
The situation is dire. But you are not alone.
We are The Atlas Confederacy.
Together we will hold the line.
Together we will endure.
Together we shall prevail.