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Donald Sterling

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  1. After TSG things have gone downhill

    Just kidding, this idea is chill

    I wish you the best although I will miss

    The New Shrek Order, who's presence brought us all bliss

    Anyway, good luck

    Everyone else sucks (in comparison)

    It's hard to go farther down the hill once you've already fallen through your buddies cavity. 

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  2. RIP Shrek, donkey, puss-in-boots, Donkey's weird dragon wife, Fiona, Lord Farquaad, Micheal Myers, Gingy, the three blind mice, Pinocchio, Edgy Murphy, King Harold, Kurt Cobain, Captain Hook, The three little piggies, Prince Charming, the fairy godmother, Fiona's mom who I can't think of the name of right now and don't feel like looking up, and especially RIP Rumpelstiltskin (lolno Shrek third sucked).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCN893hzueQ

    P.S this is all Robsters fault. 

  3. I'm appalled.  They list all of the !@#$ alliances that they want to take down.  WHAT ABOUT NSO.  COME AT ME BRAH I'LL !@#$ YOU UP 

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  4. Nation Name: there's a link a bit to the left

    Alliance Name:^

    Credit References: (Anyone who can vouch for your reliability) Sam: he busted me 3 times for bank corruption 

    Guarantor(s): (Nation(s) or Alliance(s)) -For Any nations under 15 days in age, this is mandatory.  For all else it is not mandatory but will reduce your interest rate.

    Daily After-Cost Revenue: (We reserve the right to ask for a screenshot of your Revenue page)

    Did Someone Refer You To Us?  If so, Who: ur mum

    Amount you would like to borrow: 67 trillion shekels

    What Is Your Investment Plan: (this is not mandatory, but a sound investment plan will make your loan appear less risky to the Bank) yes
     

    I, !@#$ you, agree to the following if I choose to accept a loan from the Cirrus Bank:
    -Pay no interest associated
    -Repay the principal (lolno)
    -Act in shitty faith to repay all my debts and refrain from misrepresenting my intentions or history.

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