[Get Fisted]

Yay Cobra Kai 

[The War, A Cobra Kai Perspective]

I like(hope) to think those are shirt pockets.

 

But very clearly in those pockets are boobs

[The War, A Cobra Kai Perspective]

 

The Shifty Stranger Shuffle!

Coming Sooner than you want it to!

 

 

anybody else wondering why this has boobs? 

[Dongminion Declaration of Erectness]

[Dongminion Declaration of Erectness]

Being in this alliance has been a very (ful)filling experience.

[You All Can Stop Now]

Yay. finally!

 

Shifty Stranger - lovedrunk or some shit; bros before hoes. remember that

 

 

Who are you calling a hoe? Fite me!

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

Should we declare war on Very North (like Polar north) NpO too?

Who cares about NpO? Seriously....

 

Edit: I apologise, they are apparently called Polaris here... 

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

That's just it, it doesn't really matter. Your only chance is our sphere breaking up. You won't win with the current set up. You had no chance starting this war either. Must've been aware of that.

So the smarter move is to try to stay out of wars, build and see and hope the sphere breaks up. As I said, might happen, might not, but you're not even close to achieving what you want to achieve now. So either keep engaging us in war, making it impossible for the sphere to split, or just gamble and see if it happens. If the gamble doesn't work out, you'd find yourself in a war you can't win... kinda like now. Nothing gained, nothing lost. So there's really just two options here, one absolutely hopeless, one with some hope in it, however big you think that is. 

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

Yeah, we have so much to look forward to and come to the table for. Really.

 

 

You've said this yourself. This is as much on you as everyone else. You think no one here is bored with you people? The struggle for relevance while cute, is not all that entertaining. But ok, you shove yourselves down our throat, don't complain when we chew then.

 

Seriously, literally said don't want to pay reparations because it would cripple you for the next war against us. Maybe stop fighting us instead of going down the same uninspiring road again. I know you also said what else to expect and we will never break up, but maybe, just maybe, if you took off that future telling hat you got on and gave this sphere more than a couple of goddamn weeks without war, it might happen. Or it won't. In any case you wouldn't lose anything more than you already are.

[A better, safer, more secure NPO]

we're in more like a faulty gas cooker that keeps fizzling out, but makes a lot of noise.

I think this sums it up nicely.

 

Seriously though, this war is boring. NPO is so very meh, and dead, can't even loot from these people. Don't see the point. I mean, give em white peace, let them build a bit, maybe have some stockpiles and then attack again when there's actually some stuff to steal. They've already offered up an always valid CB. Use it. 

 

Could also make them a sphere wide noob training ground and let the other AAs go. That sounds good. Everyone needs some training, when they're starting out. This should be an easy way to learn game mechanics and what you can do in war without too much danger. 

 

Both sounds good to me, just my 2 cents of a currency no ones using. You do you, BK. <3

[How can I delete my account?]

Wars are short. What are a couple of days more or less?

[How can I delete my account?]

Big red button right at the top of your Edit page.... Put some effort into your ragequit, mate.

[Still getting pounded while in vacation mode]

 "If you're in a war and jump into Vacation Mode, you will be unable to retaliate in battles."

 

Meaning your wars don't get cancelled when you try to flee.