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    The Endless and Terminus Est MDoAP

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Jodo

     

     

    Preamble

    It's hard sometimes when it is that time of the month but at least you know you that 
    you'll always have that one around who will help. 
     
    My BFF JILL
     
    The Endless and Terminus Est agree that anything that bleeds for a week and 
    doesn't die isn't natural. Since we are BFF JILL's, we agree that no matter how heavy
    the flow is or how much it hurts. That we will not get hostile towards each other.
     
     
    Chocolate Will Cure Anything
     
    The Endless and Terminus Est agree that when it comes that time that chocolate is
    a necessity. We agree to support each other with chocolate, late night craving adventures,
    and with all the tampons we would need.
     
     
    Midnight Phone Talks and All Day Group Texting
     
    The Endless and Terminus Est agree that constant communicate is a must through trying
    times. We agree that midnight phone calls about our day and constant texting is a must.
     
    "Aunt Flo Is In Town"
     
    The Endless and Terminus Est agree that when Aunt Flo strikes that we will have each 
    other's back
     
    I have some Midol if you'd like some?
     
    Just because one of us takes Midol, doesn't mean the other has to take it either. The offer will 
    always be up on the table.
     
     
    I HATE YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME!
     
    We agree that we will give each other at least 48 hours notice if they plan on breaking up this 
    BFFship.

     

    Signed:

    Jodo - Director of Moon Based Operations

    El Pinchazo - Angry Old Moon Man

    Keegoz - Overseer

     

    "You need signatures, blah blah blah" Come on. It's 6:30am and I've been drinking the blood of my enemies all night. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

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    World War Alpha

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    Wait... how do you get numbers like 0.073555166374781%? Other than pink red and orange, other colors have rounded numbers

    We color bombed them. Either than game will calculate it out that far once its past 1 percent, or we straight up broke the shit out of it. Either way, TEst tried and approved.

    World War Alpha

    in Orbis Central

    Posted · Edited by Jodo

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    World War Alpha (WWA), or the Alpha War as some of us are calling it has been rolling along nicely the last few days. At the time of this post, there are currently 20 VoC (and allies) in beige. TEst (and allies) are holding steady at a mere 7. Took a few screen shots to celebrate. http://i.imgur.com/kHRHE20.png and http://i.imgur.com/qWvieyM.png for those curious. Frankly, we've been having a blast. Learned even more about the war system, how to make it work better, and some pretty interesting tactics. 

     

    As a side note, a tip of the hat to those we've wrecked in our self defense. You have been fighting a pretty good fight. Any time you guys want to stop being chew toys, just slap your leadership around until they decide to come ask us what our terms are. We're not unreasonable. Just... jerks.

     

    Also, seems the TEst patented color bomb worked especially well. 

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    Oops.

     

     

    Remember this the next time you pick a fight.

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    Infinitely Bad Policies

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    I just joined, and we're declaring war? Who's idea was this? You couldn't give me a ten days? A week, even? Poor form Infinity, and you don't even get points for creativity in the title.

     

    I'll be expecting more from us in the future.

    Don't worry. The targets are soft, and full of cash.

    Orbis is now known as the Thunder dome.

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    It's nice to see so many alliances slugging it out now. When we first landed, everyone seemed kind of bored. I'm by no means claiming the current standard of affairs, but it does warm my black little heart.

     

    Do you think this trend will continue after the reset? Any bets on how Sheepy will react when he returns from vacation to find his beloved world devolved into savagry? Who are the next contestants to enter the Thunder dome?

     

    Discuss.

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