[Email War Updates]

Yes as long as I have a button to turn all that shit off sure.

 

Edit: But dont take away my emails about new wars.

[Kill all the spies of known League members]

So you have officially created a world police to police the world police because there should be no world police?

[Unveiling the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]

GOOD LUCK!

[Nukes being detonated.]

Why is that if someone spy awake a nuke like this....

 

 You successfully detonated an explosive in the nuclear research facility in Stupid Nation That Built Nukes. Your spies destroyed 1 nuclear weapon. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $593,969.70 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed. Save this information somewhere safe; after you leave this page you will not be able to see this intelligence report again without executing another operation.

 

That said nation has no radiation effects on their nation. I mean a nuke just exploded in their nation. Why does it not effect them. Do they have some special technology that allows them to not be effected by their own nukes?

 

Should they be effected just as I would be effected if a nuke was launched at my nation?

[To add to the chain of awful DoWs]

* Buys 1 million shares in salt *

[We did it Orbis!]

A lot get spied away.

[We did it Orbis!]

Will do.  Make sure you come back for more once you spend all that money replacing your infra.

 

Says the guy whose infra is below 700 in all his cities

[Carrier pigeons were killed from high levels of radation; an open letter will have to suffice]

You guys are silly.

[NK rolls up]

Nukes are fun I enjoy killing hem immensely 

[NK rolls up]

I actually welcome the nukes. They always seem to help me with their beige function. As does almost all of Mensa. 

 

I do say though we start a spy coalition that keeps nukes in check during peace time.

[NK rolls up]

Hes a sad little monkey

[We did it Orbis!]

Silly nukes!

[Order of Storms Surrenders]

Good on y'all OoS! Keep being awesome!

[Order of Storms Surrenders]

[Terminus Est - Captain Ahab rides again.]

ehhhhh

[Population Effects]

When you lose infra you already lose population.

[Downdeclare bug?]

Then how did he do it! I must know!

[Viridian Annoucenement]

May I suggest not nuking people with 3 defensive slots still open lol

[Imperial Decree - Polaris]

We just wanted to see the property around this area. I heard its nice. May set up a Bunny Preservation.

[Syndicate Declaration of Actually Making Declarations]

Sounds like someone wants to be permanently zeroed

[Imperial Decree - Polaris]

HI Pollaris!

[White Smoke over the Valyrian Freehold]

GRATZ

[Poll: Most Annoying OWF Poster]

Are we sure this isn't just a strategy to bump the posts into the order he prefers?

If that was the case he would just bumb the ones he wants at the top not every single post.

[Who Ordered Roses?]

There is a rose I like yay!

[Sorry Rose.]

Give em hell!