[[War] Waffle’s First Steps]

How will this affect the current meta of the game? 
 

(It won’t)

[[DOE] The Celtic Empire Rises]

Congrats, friends. Here is to success and prosperity. 🎉🍾

[Seven is a Lucky Number]

1 hour ago, Joe Schmo said:

It's our birthday! Give us all your money! Please!

All I have is uhh...
A used napkin and a paperclip. Does that work for you?

[[PEACE] Time is up. (Clock vs The Backrooms)]

7 hours ago, Han Solo said:

Just saying…that’s not all of Gato gov

I gave a minimalistic signature, not really much is needed. 

[[Treaty] The War in our Times Agreement]

I love war!

I love conflicts!

Very good treaty to celebrate our favorite pastime of burning pixels! 
 

edit: my family says I am a war monger and refuses to talk to me…

[Peace in our Time]

Here is a pitstop for anyone reading through the thread

 

Snacks and Drinks are 1 money each

here is our current selection:

drinks include

syndisprite

dr tkr

snacks include

rose shaped chips

immortal gum

[Redacted]

thank you for stopping by, suggest items we should carry and Ill get them in the next shipment

[[Dow] The Circus Comes To Clown The Back rooms.]

I could see this post in all one words per line through my phone!

[Stepping down as leader of GDC]

What about our sekrit treaty we totally had?

Wait, I meant uhh… [insert sad monologue here]

[Punic War 2: Electric Boogaloo [ROH]]

They'll never see us coming if we cross the alps!

[[RoH] Space and Time]

GLHF. Lets fight some enemies!

[[DoW] Destroying a Hegemony]

Game (M)development conference coalition will win. I am not being forced to say this.

[Treaty Regected]

[Treaty Regected]

11 minutes ago, Saikat Makar said:

HoF is militarizing because of this brand new hegemony🤣

I’m scared of this GDC (GNC?) they somehow made us bypass our charter and gov to sign a treaty with us. Be scared you could be next…

[Treaty Regected]

Who in the world are you?

[[Treaty] The Eagle and the Sword]

Here’s to democracy. Congrats FSO and TKR, hoping the treaty works out for you both.

[[Bloc] To Infinity and Beyond]

This feels like a game of Stellaris strangely enough

[Another Successful Election Season]

13 hours ago, Koala said:

People surely realise now that democracy is ineffective. The only effective system in P&W is totalitarianism!

Alliances without a ruler are the most effective, obviously 

[Another Successful Election Season]

58 minutes ago, Kiloist II said:

Not enough Cats in this post. Fake election. 

will this suffice?

[Another Successful Election Season]

38 minutes ago, Kosta said:

Congrats on the election lads! Just one thing tho, I reckon the font size changed around 23 times as I read down that list 😂.

Had a bit of trouble getting the text into the textbox, these things happen though.

[Another Successful Election Season]

Announcement from the Global Alliance Treaty Organization

The Global Alliance’s April Elections Have Concluded
The Changes to the alliance government is as follows:

- Assembly Chairman: Jgoods45 -
- Vice Chairman: KittenGosCrazy -
- Arbiter: Crv24 -
- Ombudsman: Wootmeister  -

- Minister of Foreign Affairs: Clancy -
- Sub Ministries -
- Minister of Sphere Relations: Greywall -

- Minister of Domestic Affairs: Han Solo -
- Sub Ministries -
-- Minister of Recruitment: Mittens --
-- Minister of the Academy: SavoDan --

- Minister of Finance: Crunch -

- Minister of Defense: Mr. Puggy -

- Minister of Law: PYRO9K -

The new government will take effect April 1st at day change
 

 

 

[[RoH] The Unthinkable]

Lets have some fun!

[[ROH] Attack of the Cats!]

Just now, Joe Schmo said:

As your diplomat, I request to be spared from the cleansing fire of lasers.

Hm if you give them a cat treat they will spare you. You'll have to wait until tomorrow, they are taking their nap currently.

[[ROH] Attack of the Cats!]

Just now, hidude45454 said:

Our theme is cooler and also we did it first. I am offended so therefore Oblivion recognizes your recognition of hostility

May the best laser cats win.

[[ROH] Attack of the Cats!]

Just now, MinesomeMC said:

Welcome my friends, enjoy a Dr Pepper and some Bread

Just what we need for the troops! Thank you for the Dr pepper and bread kind stranger.

[[ROH] Attack of the Cats!]

 

LASER CATS DEPLOYED
MISSION: ESTABLISH CAT DOMINANCE
100% DEPLOYED
ENEMIES SPOTTED
TARGET LOCKED
FIRING LASER EYES
100% CHARGED
Meow! Enemies destroyed via laser fire.

TL;DR GATO recognizes hostility with the Hollywood coalition.