tl;dw: TKR declares war on Nuclear Knights and Fark in defense of The Commonwealth.   Signed, TheCreepyLurker, King of the Heralds Nizam Adrienne, Princess of the Heralds Benfro, Herald of War Kaladin Stormblessed, Herald of Foreign Affairs Schirminator, Herald of Growth Radoje, Herald of Internal Affairs Infinite Citadel, King's Wit Lordship, King's Wit