Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose.  Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence.  T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve.  One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?".  Ros