This is a tribute, A tribute to every and all government member, alliance leaders, mentors, and other helpers, Past, present, and future, Who have had to go through the horror of teaching new players, The dreaded, The one, The only, Beige tolerance, How beige-ing isn’t always winning, How beige-ing can help the enemy, How losing a war isn’t the end of the world, And especially how, Beige is only temporary,  For an astronaut, For an associate, For a radiant, For a ph