rollo Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) Farkin’ in the Rose Garden Opening Shots Fark likes bacon, bacon can be made into Roses…seems like we’re meant to be friends. Rose & Fark to confirm our friendship enter into this agreement. 1) No brawling among friends. Let’s drink our problems out instead. 2) Since we’re drinking, lets make sure to share any secrets that affect each other. 3) If one of us is in a bar brawl, then hell yeah the other guy has the option of cracking a pool cue and jumping in to help a friend. 4) If one of us is getting the itch to brawl, and starts said brawl, the same option applies. 5) If the beer gets stale, or the roses wilt and either party wants to move on…they’ll give 3 days notice. Signed for Fark, Head of Foreign Affairs - rollo Head of War - Bozzie Head of Internal Affairs - Phaik Signed for Rose, Emperor - Caillou Lord of Internal Affairs - Moreau Lord of Economics - Oblige Lord of Public Affairs - Adama Lord of War - Teredona and Krillian Lord of Foreign Affairs - Redarmy tl;dr.....it's an ODOAP Edited November 14, 2015 by rollo 3 Quote STFU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 o/ Rose o/ Fark o/ Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avruch Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Possible that the phrase "opening shots" is in poor taste, given the timing and proximity to the Paris attacks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codonian Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Opening shots? Dammit you guys!! Beside's what has happened tonight. Congrats on your new relationship Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted November 14, 2015 Wiki Mod Share Posted November 14, 2015 The treaty name aside, an ODOAP, really? 1 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillou Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 But... I'm vegetarian 5 Quote [17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase: [17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard." [17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 o/ Fark o/ Rose o/ The people who'll whine about o/ 1 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 This is highly offensive. This calls for Rose to be rolled immediately. In all seriousness o/ Fark o/ Kurdanak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldYak Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 But... I'm vegetarian Bacon is meat candy. Our research has shown that 87% of vegetarians focus on the candy aspect and enjoy bacon without guilt. Also, congrats on this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Farkin’ in the Rose Garden Opening Shots Fark likes bacon, bacon can be made into Roses…seems like we’re meant to be friends. Rose & Fark to confirm our friendship enter into this agreement. 1) No brawling among friends. Let’s drink our problems out instead. 2) Since we’re drinking, lets make sure to share any secrets that affect each other. 3) If one of us is in a bar brawl, then hell yeah the other guy has the option of cracking a pool cue and jumping in to help a friend. 4) If one of us is getting the itch to brawl, and starts said brawl, the same option applies. 5) If the beer gets stale, or the roses wilt and either party wants to move on…they’ll give 3 days notice. Signed for Fark, Head of Foreign Affairs - rollo Head of War - Bozzie Head of Internal Affairs - Phaik Signed for Rose, Emperor - Caillou Lord of Internal Affairs - Moreau Lord of Economics - Oblige Lord of Public Affairs - Adama Lord of War - Teredona and Krillian Lord of Foreign Affairs - Redarmy tl;dr.....it's an ODOAP ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Snow Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 No squirrel? I'm disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsyMar Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Dear people saying that "Opening shots" is offensive: You know darn well this was worked out over several days, that was written before the paris attacks, and that it refers to vodka shots. Quote Do you want your possessions identified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Dear people saying that "Opening shots" is offensive: You know darn well this was worked out over several days, that was written before the paris attacks, and that it refers to vodka shots. I have no idea who you are, but if you come on to OWF and try to be articulate, level headed and fair, you're going to have a bad time. 5 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishinton52 Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I have no idea who you are, but if you come on to OWF you're going to have a bad time. There ya go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Opening shots? Dammit you guys!! Beside's what has happened tonight. Congrats on your new relationship Rose. What is going on. I am starting to get scared!? Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterbake Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 The treaty name aside, an ODOAP, really? Yes it is indeed an ODOAP. We probably should have put that on the announcement... oh wait a tic. o/ Fark o/ Rose Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDkykbBIJxI&feature=youtu.be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 o7 Fark 07 Rose Best of luck in the future! Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I didn't see this coming! Super happy to see it, though, Fark has some super rad people. Hi Masterbake 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted November 14, 2015 Wiki Mod Share Posted November 14, 2015 Yes it is indeed an ODOAP. We probably should have put that on the announcement... oh wait a tic. o/ Fark o/ Rose It wasn't a question, it was a statement of disgust at the very concept. 4 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 It wasn't a question, it was a statement of disgust at the very concept. Agreed. I mean, I like both alliances, you look cute together and all, but... where's the commitment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pubs Dignity Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Agreed. I mean, I like both alliances, you look cute together and all, but... where's the commitment? I bet they still text their ex too roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) I bet they still text their ex too roy Not my fault that people think Partisan is the best they ever had (poor souls ) Edited November 14, 2015 by Roy Mustang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I've never seen the point of ODPs, since they're basically glorified NAPs. Obviously defense and aggression are optional Either way, congratulations to both parties! Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Good to finally see. Now time to find Pubstomper and have a couple cold ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Two fine alliances. Congrats! Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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