Mortimer Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Hello there. My name is Mortimer Duke. You may know me from Trading Places, or my cameo on Coming to America. I may have even played this game before. Some of you may have had the displeasure of having to deal with me. I left this game because I wasn't enjoying myself, and I felt like I was being a shitty dad to my kids,since I was devoting so much time to this game. But the truth is I miss a lot of you guys, and my kids are not really all that fond of me anyway. I look forward to reconnecting with you guys 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Wait, we get cash for introductions? Also, don't throw your kids away for some loser on a website, yo. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Did you come back because you learned of DEIC getting totally #%&^ed and clarke being zi'd? 1 Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Mortimer! Welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 The stories were true. The second coming is truly upon us. Rejoice, for Mortimer has returned, and all our troubles shall cease. Let the celebrations ring from every corner of the world, the shadows that obscure our lands shall lift, and prosperity and peace shall once again reign over Orbis. 5 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortimer Posted November 3, 2015 Author Share Posted November 3, 2015 Wait, we get cash for introductions? Also, don't throw your kids away for some loser on a website, yo. My kids are in school. They'll be alright. Glad you decided to return to the game, last I remember you had gone into retirement over some disagreement on the OWF. Did you come back because you learned of DEIC getting totally #%&^ed and clarke being zi'd? Yeah, I heard my former position might be up for grabs and wanted to throw my hat into the ring. But seriously what can I do about it, I wield absolutely zero power. I don't even know the circumstances. Mortimer! Welcome back! Thanks, sweetheart. It's kind of good to be back. The stories were true. The second coming is truly upon us. Rejoice, for Mortimer has returned, and all our troubles shall cease. Let the celebrations ring from every corner of the world, the shadows that obscure our lands shall lift, and prosperity and peace shall once again reign over Orbis. My brother, the stories are true, I return. Hopefully peace will be had soon (rebuilding is a !@#$). Of one thing I am certain, good times will once again be had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Yeah, it's like a bad drug or something, isn't it? Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stetonic Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Holy shit miracles do happen. Mortimer has been resurrected to bring peace to the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 praise the lord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Lol, Kazy did some effective necromanc... work then? xD Welcome back Mort \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Welcome back Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 The stories were true. The second coming is truly upon us. Rejoice, for Mortimer has returned, and all our troubles shall cease. Let the celebrations ring from every corner of the world, the shadows that obscure our lands shall lift, and prosperity and peace shall once again reign over Orbis. Nah, his wife was tired of Kazy messaging her on Facebook Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saru Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Welcome back Mortimer! Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortimer Posted November 3, 2015 Author Share Posted November 3, 2015 Lol, Kazy did some effective necromanc... work then? xD Welcome back Mort \o/ Nah, his wife was tired of Kazy messaging her on Facebook There is a certain amount of truth to both of these things. He did bug the hell out of me, and yes between him and Heinrich Kaufmann they kind of creeped my wife out. Holy shit miracles do happen. Mortimer has been resurrected to bring peace to the world praise the lord! Welcome back Welcome back Mortimer! Hey thanks guys, I appreciate the well wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 There is a certain amount of truth to both of these things. He did bug the hell out of me, and yes between him and Heinrich Kaufmann they kind of creeped my wife out. Hey thanks guys, I appreciate the well wishes. Your wife is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Your wife is hot. Dude....seriously. Get out. Just !@#$ing go. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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