Popular Post Rozalia Posted October 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) With Roz Wei's increasing strength Rozalia threw a party and invited numerous individuals to attend. Many shows of Wushu and professional wrestling were shown to wow the attendees, who were absolutely amazed at the action at the Great Roz Wei Bash PPV where Romanus Rules defeated the monster heel Bahrock Lesnor to claim the Orbis title. Much booing was heard except among the ladies who found Romanus to be quite the hunk. After such festivities Rozalia took the time to chat to some of those who came and the subject of one Ibrahim came up whereupon there was a lull... and then began the avalanche of talk condemning Ibrahim's fanatical preaching, "Someone should do something about that mad follower of that evil Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi" Robert Ap Ioan stated, "I'd do it myself but I am restricted from doing so", much agreement from the rest of those present came for being in a similar situation. Then finally with infinite majesty spoke the host, "Roz Wei can do what you cannot gentlemen. I have had the displeasure of having this... "being" in my presence and so know first hand the rubbish he spews". Much jubilation was heard when Rozalia commanded Kharkov and Parameswara to lead troops to dispose of the madman Ibrahim. "What is this? Reports of defeat!? How!?", Rozalia surprised said to the muddy Kharkov and Parameswara at his feet. "We easily defeated his group of fanatics your majesty but...", "but then the queen of the Odd people of the forest ambushed us and we took great losses" Parameswara bellowed cutting Kharkov off. In entered Darkusius, General of Prancing Dragons, who smiling said, "These Odd people are little threat, if we deploy our glorious armies in full and send word to our allies to close up any escape route we'll quickly eliminate them all". Rozalia however had other ideas replying, "Perhaps but how could I be one of infinite mercy if I genocide such an odd bunch of people so avidly? Instead... Kharkov I give you 100,000 soldiers and appoint you General who Agitates the Barbarians, hold off any reinforcements the Odd people may send to their capital, no need to do any more. Parameswara I give you 20,000 soldiers and appoint you General who Punishes Fanatics, march on the Queen's realm and penetrate her nether regions swiftly and deeply chasing Ibrahim and his fanatics from it." "Lord!" came the reply from both men who exited to do their given tasks. "Oh and Darkusius please send someone to these places taking a copy of a letter I'm going to compose now" said Rozalia mischievously. The battle that came was bloody, the Odd people's premier commander, William of Cobden, was fierce indeed managing to almost break through Kharkov's lines several times. Parameswara doing as instructed was as swift as the wind marching through the Odd forest with his smaller contingent, as quiet as the forest he avoided many of the roaming bands of barbarians, attacking as fierce as fire he scattered many of the enemy he could not avoid, and as immovable as the mountain he repelled all attacks the Odd people tried to muster. Knowing that it had been foolish to try to resist the great Rozalia, the queen took aside her beloved Ibrahim who had so entertained her with his mad talk and told him, "None of our allies will help us, they too are jealous of your abilities... but if you go to Rose country and request assistance I am sure they will provide it to you", and with that Ibrahim and some of his followers quicker sped away from the Odd forest in a mad dash towards Rose country. "I see... so Rozalia is attacking you and you want us to step in... that right?", "Yes your great majesty" the cowardly Ibrahim responded to Emperor Caillou. The emperor wasn't sure what to do, then the devious Belisarius entered holding a letter, upon reaching the side of the emperor he whispered as he often does, "Moog Suomfasse came bringing this letter saying it was from Rozalia himself, best to read that before you make any choice". The emperor thinking this sound advice opened the letter and perused it's contents and was puzzled for it contained merely a single sentence that wasn't even addressed to him, "Dear Ibrahim... Is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi the Caliph of Islam and all Muslims worldwide? As is your duty as a "good Muslim" do you recognize and support the pious Caliph? Yes or no?" Quickly deducing that the intention was for Ibrahim to be asked such a question, he did so, which made the normally loquacious Ibrahim to grow silent... before, like a whirlwind, exiting the chambers for the gates to exit Rose country, for he supported the mad man Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi but he was too cowardly to admit as such for fear of being quickly killed for his vile beliefs. Ibrahim ran and ran until he bumped into Polaris, an individual who once held leadership in GPA before leaving for InGen territory, but was now forced to be a humble commoner after being driven from his new holdings. With Rozalia ultimately being responsible for the deaths of both his dear friends Lambdadelta & Ozon3, Polaris saw this as a chance for revenge and promised the malicious Ibrahim that he would get GPA to protect him. With his influence he managed to get Ibrahim an audience with GPA's Triumvirate consisting of Oberstein, Kalev60, and Godfrey. Ibrahim entered and was quickly annoyed for he saw that Oberstein was asleep in his seat, drool falling from his mouth with his tongue hanging out, but worst of all he did so with his fierce eyes open as that is how he slept. As Ibrahim opened his mouth to speak he was abruptly cut off by Kalev60 who quickly stated the following iconic (in GPA) words "We have no strong feeling one way or other". Annoyed, Ibrahim once again began to try to speak but stopped as he noticed the figure of TBYSTAR in the corner and then heard those words again from Godfrey, "Dear Ibrahim... Is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi the Caliph of Islam and all Muslims worldwide? As is your duty as a "good Muslim" do you recognize and support the pious Caliph? Yes or no?" Incensed at the disrespect shown and for once again having such words spoken, Ibrahim quickly exited. The dastardly Ibrahim did not leave greed off his bingo card of vices and upon reaching the home of his host, he beheaded the foolish Polaris and ransacked his house claiming even the priceless treasure of the Kakiemon Elephants for himself. This was however a mistake as carrying the riches he had taken his small band could no longer move with the speed they had prior and as such when he tried to cross the Kastelgrad river, the relentless Parameswara finally caught up with him who finally with but a flash of his blade decapitated the villain Ibrahim. Several days later in Roz Wei... Rozalia was overjoyed at the news of Ibrahim's demise, no doubt some other fanatic would rise to prominence but at least that one finally lay dead. Being shown two boxes, one with the fanatic Ibrahim's head and the other with the Kakiemon Elephants. He ordered for Ibrahim's head to be sent throughout the land to the likes of Cobalt, Rose, GPA, and more for them to enjoy the sight. The Kakiemon Elephants however he ordered to be added to his action figure collection, right next to his limited edition "The Intellectual Savior of the (Unwashed) Masses" Damien Sandow action figure (with robe). Edited December 26, 2015 by Rozalia 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Finally the villain is dead. No longer will he preach his evil. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is this based on real events? Odd people = odd squad? Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) The dastardly Ibrahim did not leave greed of his bingo card of vices and upon reaching the home of his host, he beheaded the foolish Polaris and ransacked his house claiming even the priceless treasure of the Kakiemon Elephants for himself. This was however a mistake as carrying the riches he had taken his small band could no longer move with the speed they had prior and as such when he tried to cross the Kastelgrad river, the relentless Parameswara finally caught up with him who finally with but a flash of his blade decapitated the villain Ibrahim. Truth is, the treasure spawned in my nation, and I did not attack anyone for it. Roz Wei attacked me purely to get their greedy hands on the treasure. Don't try to white wash your evil deeds Rozalia, for you have now been exposed. Several days later in Roz Wei... Rozalia was overjoyed at the news of Ibrahim's demise, no doubt some other fanatic would rise to prominence but at least that one finally lay dead. Being shown two boxes, one with the fanatic Ibrahim's head and the other with the Kakiemon Elephants. He ordered for Ibrahim's head to be sent throughout the land to the likes of Cobalt, Rose, GPA, and more for them to enjoy the sight. The Kakiemon Elephants however he ordered to be added to his action figure collection, right next to his limited edition "The Intellectual Savior of the (Unwashed) Masses" Damien Sandow action figure (with robe). > Claims I support I.S. > Beheads me in his silly propaganda story. I actually SOUNDLY defeated one of the guys he sent, and badly damaged the other one. The true villains of Roz Wei did get the treasure though. Edited October 27, 2015 by Ibrahim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Double post. Edited October 27, 2015 by Ibrahim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I actually SOUNDLY defeated one of the guys he sent, and badly damaged the other one. The true villains of Roz Wei did get the treasure though. Lol, soundly defeated but lost all his wars. Stop defending the dead evil villain you doppelganger 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Lol, soundly defeated but lost all his wars. Stop defending the dead evil villain you doppelganger Dealt more damage to him in every respect, even Infra, as those of his I destroyed were worth a lot more than mine, so yes he was soundly defeated. Edited October 27, 2015 by Ibrahim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is Ibrahim a ghost or a demon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Dealt more damage to him in every respect, even Infra, as those of his I destroyed were worth a lot more than mine, so yes he was soundly defeated. Oh you did more infra, cause I am reading you didn't: Nation Infrastructure Soldiers Tanks Aircraft Ships Money Islamic State 268.39 12,298 269 52 0 $1,206,033.58 Vesallius 175.87 36,360 326 221 8 $0.00 Total Losses Nation Infrastructure Soldiers Tanks Aircraft Ships Money Islamic State 419.93 38,884 231 165 0 $1,778,547.72 Tanah Melayu 20.04 6,416 471 172 0 $0.00 You're delusional calling that "soundly defeated" since you really only destroyed more planes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 This is so good. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Oh you did more infra, cause I am reading you didn't: Nation Infrastructure Soldiers Tanks Aircraft Ships Money Islamic State 268.39 12,298 269 52 0 $1,206,033.58 Vesallius 175.87 36,360 326 221 8 $0.00 Total Losses Nation Infrastructure Soldiers Tanks Aircraft Ships Money Islamic State 419.93 38,884 231 165 0 $1,778,547.72 Tanah Melayu 20.04 6,416 471 172 0 $0.00 You're delusional calling that "soundly defeated" since you really only destroyed more planes. Ibrahim doesn't show evidence... Again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Ibrahim, are you literally incapable of not taking the bait? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fistandantilus Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I love these things XD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) The emperor wasn't sure what to do, then the devious Belisarius entered holding a letter, upon reaching the side of the emperor he whispered as he often does, "Moog Suomfasse came bringing this letter saying it was from Rozalia himself, best to read that before you make any choice". Yay, I'm it it! Don't care about the context either \o/ Edited October 27, 2015 by Belisarius 6 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamea Arano Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I have.. no words. Quote Terms of Service | Wiki | Contact Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Ap Ioan Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 That was a good story 1 Quote Still a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is this based on real events? Odd people = odd squad? Every chapter of the Legend of Rozalia is based on real events. Chapter 1: Chaos in GPA Chapter 2: The end of Grillick Chapter 3: Spades attack Chapter 4: Lyrositor laughs and ambushes appear Chapter 5: Cutting the head of the head chopper I have.. no words. I know it must be difficult to receive the news that your dear friend Polaris was beheaded by that villain, but I, Rozalia, have punished him so you at the very least can be happy in that knowledge. Yay, I'm it it! Don't care about the context either \o/ You were in the first Legend of Rozalia too in a bigger role than the mere cameo you are here. Is Ibrahim a ghost or a demon? He is a dead man so he speaks no more. The one currently talking in mad ravings is Shaytan, one of his followers who fled at the sight of Ibrahim's decapitation. Truth is, the treasure spawned in my nation, and I did not attack anyone for it. Roz Wei attacked me purely to get their greedy hands on the treasure. Don't try to white wash your evil deeds Rozalia, for you have now been exposed. > Claims I support I.S. > Beheads me in his silly propaganda story. I actually SOUNDLY defeated one of the guys he sent, and badly damaged the other one. The true villains of Roz Wei did get the treasure though. Lies Shaytan, Ibrahim killed an innocent (if misguided) man for it as it is said in the Legend of Rozalia. The villain died as he had killed so many, a fitting end. His group of fanatics lost at every turn, only getting a reprieve when the Odd people aided them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I was in the third one. I need more power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Every chapter of the Legend of Rozalia is based on real events. Chapter 1: Chaos in GPA Chapter 2: The end of Grillick Chapter 3: Spades attack Chapter 4: Lyrositor laughs and ambushes appear Chapter 5: Cutting the head of the head chopper I know it must be difficult to receive the news that your dear friend Polaris was beheaded by that villain, but I, Rozalia, have punished him so you at the very least can be happy in that knowledge. You were in the first Legend of Rozalia too in a bigger role than the mere cameo you are here. He is a dead man so he speaks no more. The one currently talking in mad ravings is Shaytan, one of his followers who fled at the sight of Ibrahim's decapitation. Lies Shaytan, Ibrahim killed an innocent (if misguided) man for it as it is said in the Legend of Rozalia. The villain died as he had killed so many, a fitting end. His group of fanatics lost at every turn, only getting a reprieve when the Odd people aided them. Ahhhh intresting. Why not do one that is titled "Trouble In The Celestial Empire" or something? After all the LOR's you've done, you still haven't done a single one on your own alliance and only your own alliance. I'd like to see it. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Ahhhh intresting. Why not do one that is titled "Trouble In The Celestial Empire" or something? After all the LOR's you've done, you still haven't done a single one on your own alliance and only your own alliance. I'd like to see it. Yeah, I need more power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 Ahhhh intresting. Why not do one that is titled "Trouble In The Celestial Empire" or something? After all the LOR's you've done, you still haven't done a single one on your own alliance and only your own alliance. I'd like to see it. That would imply there is such a thing as trouble in the Celestial Empire. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fistandantilus Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Truth is, the treasure spawned in my nation, and I did not attack anyone for it. Roz Wei attacked me purely to get their greedy hands on the treasure. Don't try to white wash your evil deeds Rozalia, for you have now been exposed. > Claims I support I.S. > Beheads me in his silly propaganda story. I actually SOUNDLY defeated one of the guys he sent, and badly damaged the other one. The true villains of Roz Wei did get the treasure though. I don’t know about all that, I guess that makes it your word against the word of Celestial Emperor Rozalia, Child of Heaven, he who will unite the 7 realms, being of both infinite mercy and infinite judgment, scourge of his enemies and bringer of the golden era of enlightenment and the fortold 1000 years of perfect salvation. Unfortunately for you, you are not the Child of Heaven, he who will unite the 7 realms, being of both infinite mercy and infinite judgment, scourge of his enemies and bringer of the golden era of enlightenment and the fortold 1000 years of perfect salvation. Better luck next time 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don’t know about all that, I guess that makes it your word against the word of Celestial Emperor Rozalia, Child of Heaven, he who will unite the 7 realms, being of both infinite mercy and infinite judgment, scourge of his enemies and bringer of the golden era of enlightenment and the fortold 1000 years of perfect salvation. Unfortunately for you, you are not the Child of Heaven, he who will unite the 7 realms, being of both infinite mercy and infinite judgment, scourge of his enemies and bringer of the golden era of enlightenment and the fortold 1000 years of perfect salvation. Better luck next time This ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 > Claims I support I.S. > Beheads me in his silly propaganda story. You have, on multiple occasions, called for the deaths of bi and gay men IRL. You have no right to get huffy over roleplay, you bigoted chuckle!@#$. 6 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 You have, on multiple occasions, called for the deaths of bi and gay men IRL. You have no right to get huffy over roleplay, you bigoted chuckle!@#$.This^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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