Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Algeria kills the final non-muslim in Algeria. In retaliation Emperor Corbyn airlifts the Kaaba from Mecca and places it in Birmingham. All Muslims must now face Birmingham when praying which has now been decorated in a Corbyn pattern. British Empire Ireland Iceland Normandy Heaven Gibraltar Falkland Islands Akrotiri and Dhekelia Anguilla Bermuda British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands Montserrat Gibraltar Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Turks and Caicos Islands Edited September 27, 2015 by Rozalia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 <p> In retaliation Emperor Corbyn airlifts the Kaaba from Mecca and places it in Birmingham. All Muslims must now face Birmingham when praying which has now been decorated in a Corbyn pattern. British Empire Ireland Iceland Normandy Heaven Gibraltar Falkland Islands Akrotiri and Dhekelia Anguilla Bermuda British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands Montserrat Gibraltar Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Turks and Caicos Islands Anti-aircraft missiles hit the air lifter once it flew into Algerian territory.What about Iraq, Palestine, and Syria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 If there's any overlaps with territories, go fight it out or peacefully compromise. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 OP: The Communist Empire has 11 more nukes Korea has 2 more nukes Lithuania has 2 nukes Algeria has 1 nuke Britain has 16 nukes Yes, I know these don't follow the real sizes, but for the sake of fairness, let's not have the Comemp have 160 nukes, ok? Are we allowed to make any more after we launch them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 everything in mainland asia and indonesa and astrealia and east iran Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Anti-aircraft missiles hit the air lifter once it flew into Algerian territory. What about Iraq, Palestine, and Syria? Made out of the finest Corbynite technology so it was undetectable for the missiles. Besides any such attacks would destroy the Kaaba. In other news. In Birmingham the Muslim community declared Emperor Corbyn Caliph of all the world's Muslims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 hmmmmmmm Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Oh yes I stright up forgot about Secret Agent "Gorgeous" George Galloway's conquests. British Empire Ireland Iceland Normandy Heaven Gibraltar Falkland Islands Akrotiri and Dhekelia Anguilla Bermuda British Antarctic Territory British Indian Ocean Territory British Virgin Islands Cayman Islands Montserrat Gibraltar Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands Turks and Caicos Islands Iraq Palestine Syria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 ohhhh desputed teritory Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Emperor Corbyn's first act as Caliph is to nationalise the Salat pillar as privatisation has clearly failed. Corbyn has reduced the amount of prayers to 2 daily to cut waste, and Muslims will now pray to Corbyn instead of Allah (also known as the Free Market Ghost). Edited September 27, 2015 by Rozalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You cannot actually change where Mecca actually is, so nothing changes. Meschac Kateb builds a new cube and declares Allah told him to do this. All Shiites are killed. Sunnis are now 100% in Algeria. Only British Muslims follow you, and now they are no longer Muslims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 fight fight fight Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The Japanese army splits in 2 and 1 half stays in china whilst the other half goes against russia and captures important cities in the russian pacific coast a few to mention are Vladstok and Khatoborvisk The Japanese Navy also splits in 2 and does the same whilst the airforce keeps bo bing the chinese troops Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You cannot actually change where Mecca actually is, so nothing changes. Meschac Kateb builds a new cube and declares Allah told him to do this. All Shiites are killed. Sunnis are now 100% in Algeria. Only British Muslims follow you, and now they are no longer Muslims. God was already killed on Mars so Meschac Kateb is a dirty liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 God was already killed on Mars so Meschac Kateb is a dirty liar. God was a fake man who was a martyr for your cause. God can not be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 God was a fake man who was a martyr for your cause. God can not be killed. Corbynite forces found him in Heaven which is where such a being is expected to be found. We DNA cross-checked it with Jesus Christ and found a match. His fingerprints were also found on the black stone. He can. You doubt Corbynite technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 i ask my allaies to help me agaist japan i i macht you with my troups ant the battle is a stail mate Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Corbynite forces found him in Heaven which is where such a being is expected to be found. We DNA cross-checked it with Jesus Christ and found a match. His fingerprints were also found on the black stone. He can. You doubt Corbynite technology. Allah is an invisible entity that will never be killed or ended. All Sunnis in Algeria disbelieve you. Algeria produces 4 nukes that will be ready for use in 2 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Allah is an invisible entity that will never be killed or ended. All Sunnis in Algeria disbelieve you.Algeria produces 4 nukes that will be ready for use in 2 months. Allahuakbar Even though the Japanese are Heavly outnumbered they have established a great defensive line to prevent the communist empire to capture Bejjing Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Allahuakbar Even though the Japanese are Heavly outnumbered they have established a great defensive line to prevent the communist empire to capture Bejjing Due to this statement, Algeria will not defend the Communist Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Allah is an invisible entity that will never be killed or ended. All Sunnis in Algeria disbelieve you. Algeria produces 4 nukes that will be ready for use in 2 months. Corbynite technology has long since been able to detect invisible entities. In other news the Angel Metatron (acquired in Heaven) has been robotized and is no longer the voice of God, but the voice of Corbyn. His first act is to unleash his voice on Algeria. Until the Muslims there accept their Caliph Corbyn they will keep hearing in their minds the voice of Corbyn's words on a loop eventually driving them insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Corbynite technology has long since been able to detect invisible entities. In other news the Angel Metatron (acquired in Heaven) has been robotized and is no longer the voice of God, but the voice of Corbyn. His first act is to unleash his voice on Algeria. Until the Muslims there accept their Caliph Corbyn they will keep hearing in their minds the voice of Corbyn's words on a loop eventually driving them insane. Allah will protect us, we will stay sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 everything in mainland asia and indonesa and astrealia and east iran Specify. Are we allowed to make any more after we launch them? You can make one nuke per day. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Algeria now has 2 nukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You can make one nuke per day. Lithuania now has three nukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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